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Stealing Rails

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L.e.L.
Posts: 234 - Karma: 1,206
lots of rails in the city that are really good just in an awful spot. What should i use to steal them?
Nov 20 2004 10:51AM
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eheath
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well ull prob need a cuttin torch to cut the metal, and ull need a fast car to get away from the cops
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Pot not legal in Alaska! bummer man
Nov 20 2004 10:55AM
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guddgulf17
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what the.... a hacksaw probably wont cut it, because it is noisy. so just get a ghetto blaster going nice 'n loud, and get to work
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Nov 20 2004 11:09AM
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mamapig
Posts: 2096 - Karma: 408
yeah steal some rails from the 'city' and let us know how that turns out.
Nov 20 2004 11:18AM
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eheath
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why dont u just make ur own rails
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'or, just bend over for 30 seconds, stand up real quick, and throw yourself off a fucking cliff, for being such an idiot!'-ElGato



Pot not legal in Alaska! bummer man
Nov 20 2004 11:19AM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
or you could not steal...and just build your own rail.


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Nov 20 2004 11:37AM
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InfernoHits
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yea they really aren't that difficult to build
Nov 20 2004 11:39AM
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T.L.
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theres one at my school im gonna take i think


Sookhon De'Snutz
Nov 20 2004 12:13PM
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MtHoodCork9
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HACK SAW


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Nov 20 2004 12:22PM
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KRASHED
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^yaaa that would be terribly slow (if its a bigger rail) it makes just enough noise for someone to come over and see what your up to! Let us know how much money your gonna need for bail...
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Nov 20 2004 12:25PM
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T.L.
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the one at my school is like a 20 ft down flat down. i was thinking about cutting a little bit at a time every night for a week, cut it in half and take 2 trips with a pick-up truck

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Nov 20 2004 12:29PM
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KRASHED
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^wouldnt someone notice though? wow this handrail is really loose and hey theres a section of it missing...?
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and finally,
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corked double daffy 7 would be so sick -WinterParkSucks

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Nov 20 2004 12:31PM
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T.L.
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its at a door at an old part of the building taht isn't eve used anymore

Sookhon De'Snutz
Nov 20 2004 12:33PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
Some rails are perfect, but arnt attached, like one time my friend saw one in this guys back yard, it was like a perfect 10ft round, but people came so we had to bust.
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Nov 20 2004 2:08PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
dont cut in half. go balls out and blow torch the fucker and get a possee to take it all.

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Nov 20 2004 2:15PM
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skiierman
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Jaa if you want to steal a rail from the 'city' you need to plan a week at least in advance. Plan who is gonna help you, what your going to use to cut and transport it and where you going to drive out to not get noticed. To steal a rail safely, you need to do it in one night, preferably under 2 hours.



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Nov 20 2004 2:28PM
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mikeski
Posts: 332 - Karma: 76
jaws of life will cut that shit
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Nov 20 2004 2:42PM
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Crock360
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ya cuz we all just have the jaws of life lyin around our houses...


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Nov 20 2004 5:52PM
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1080chubs
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try cutting at the base a little bit every night, just keep coming back and taking some off...

get a blowtorch...
Nov 20 2004 6:19PM
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candidefan04
Posts: 755 - Karma: 11
dont steal it.
just buy or make one
or hire someone to do it for you

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Nov 20 2004 6:22PM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
^ the problem with that is that costs money and i dont have any

Sookhon De'Snutz
Nov 20 2004 6:28PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
same man, if you try stealing one tell me how it works out. I dont even give a fuck anymore i deserve to take them from my town since it sucks so much. i just have no idea how i would go at cutting down a handrail.





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Nov 20 2004 6:35PM
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!van
Posts: 198 - Karma: 11
Just make your own. Its not that hard.




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Nov 20 2004 7:03PM
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KRASHED
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^because everyone is skilled with a welder and we all have some pipes that are just waiting to be made into a rail...
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^^ya i was talking to defy and they might hook me up with a t-shirt and some condoms. -Lj5

here's the list of ways to spell 'sponsorship'

sponership
sponsership
sponcership
sponsorschip
spencership
spannnncership
spoooooonsorship
and finally,
@%%$#Ffadfkjljsdship -Flatspinner

corked double daffy 7 would be so sick -WinterParkSucks

~Tribute To Harvey have one hell of a life~
Nov 20 2004 7:20PM
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dg101
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well if you cut the rail it will ruin it, unbolt it from the bottom with a power drill or bolt driver, that way you can rebolt the thing somewere and the bases will be in tact still
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Nov 20 2004 7:34PM
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Ronin
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don't get attached to anything you are not willing to walk away from in thirty seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner.
Nov 20 2004 8:47PM
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jflo453
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i wonder how people would react if they just showed up one day and there were lil metal stubs where the hand real used to be
Nov 20 2004 9:47PM
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LPT_311
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i can think of a couple different reactions








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Nov 20 2004 9:50PM
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GingerKid08
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What would you do if you actually got the rail out? Just put it in your back yard? Im assuming if your gunna steal a rail you would snag one from close by to transport it easier, but then were would it go with out people noticing?
Nov 20 2004 10:41PM
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marlin_102
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i stole a 15 stair handrail a few days ago...me and 2 friends cut it down with hacksaws. it took 5 mins and we threw it in the back of a van, and even tho it stuck out the back we got the sucker home. it was WAY better than making my own rail. i'd suggest it, just dont do it by a main street. i took this one from behind a school that was on a side street. it didnt make much noise..


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Nov 20 2004 10:45PM
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freeskier108
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Its really tough to saw one off. I found one in this parking lot at this old closed dry cleaners. Only problem is that its full of concrete and i dunno how im gonna get it in the ground now...
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Nov 20 2004 10:50PM
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dg101
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its a 4 man job, one person drives a pickup, the 'crew' of three people remove it and then jump into the bed and hold it while the driver drives away from the scene
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Nov 20 2004 10:52PM
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Huckasorass
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THE ONLY WAY YOUR RESPECTABLE FOR STEALING A RAIL, IS IF YOU ALSO TAKE THE STAIRS WITH IT

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Nov 20 2004 10:56PM
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freeski1620
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^^ yes, because we all stesl rails with a BLUDOZER!

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Nov 20 2004 11:05PM
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freeski1620
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**steal

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Nov 20 2004 11:07PM
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YoosBrennan
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all you need is a demo saw

Nov 21 2004 9:05AM
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beefbud
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its all about taking bike racks



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Nov 21 2004 9:15AM
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eastAR5
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most bike racks have those metal knobs on the end so you cant slide them. I'm all about taking those super long, light alumium team-sport benches from schools.





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Nov 21 2004 4:57PM
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hellmut
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find a chain link fence and steal one of the rails sitting on top of the chains. this actually works
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Nov 21 2004 4:59PM
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scientist
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wut about those traffic barriers, i may have a crane lying around in my basement which i can steal one of those with.




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Nov 21 2004 5:02PM
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Rbamf
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BATTERY POWERED SAWZALL
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Nov 21 2004 5:26PM
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dg101
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^sawzalls are the shit!
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Nov 21 2004 5:31PM
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vr6dubny
Posts: 159 - Karma: 10
plasma cutter would do the trick...but honestly...1 of your friends fathers must know how to weld....go find some junk pipe somewhere...and just have him whip it together...it shouldn't take more than 5 minutes to weld up
Nov 21 2004 6:03PM
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numbsy
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Yeah, session that bitch, don't steal it!
Nov 21 2004 6:08PM
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Jaskittin
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^^5 minutes? Yeah, maybe if you wanted a flat rail with only one leg holding it up. To do a good weld, you def need more than 5 minutes. It would take 5 minutes just to set up an arc welder and get the rail how you want it to be welded.





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Nov 21 2004 7:40PM
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dg101
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^moral, steal the rail
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Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 21 2004 7:44PM
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jpsnowbumb
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
Just tie a chain to the rail and yank it out with a truck. Might wanna take a sleg hammer and kinda break up the concreat bases first.

Dude it would make for a great story!
Nov 21 2004 8:11PM
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KeegLove
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just keep kickin' er' till she falls and tape er to the back of your bicycle and make ur way back home if the cops catch you just tell them its ur neighbors and ur takin it to his house for 5 bucks eh shes fool proof
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Nov 21 2004 8:17PM
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vr6dubny
Posts: 159 - Karma: 10
KLD...I didn't say setting up and getting shit ready would take 5 minutes...but honestly..if you are a welder...how long do you think it would take to throw a few good welds on rail...doesn't have to look pretty...just has to be functional...but ya know what...JUST GO STEAL THE RAILS...because obviously since it is going to take more than 5 minutes to weld up a rail...ITS JUST NOT WORTH IT...i mean...heaven forbid it takes 5 and a half minutes
Nov 21 2004 8:25PM
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jpsnowbumb
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
Dude im gonna help you, i will get a carbite chain for my hot ms440 chain saw!!


Nov 21 2004 8:30PM
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jpsnowbumb
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
If you want to do it leagaly I would go to a high school or JC that has a welding class. And ask the instructor if he could make it a class project and give it to you.
Nov 21 2004 8:32PM
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