my asshole gets fucking wrecked by Hot Sauce Shits. I fiend for hot sauce and have no intentions of stopping my usage, but my asshole cries daily from the scalding.
Does anyone know of any special wipes that will soothe my charred bumhole? I almost missed giving my mom her mother's day present because I was shitting out straight fire in the bathroom for 30 fucking minutes.
If you are mutual friends with tom wallisch, steve stepp, ec headwear, saga outerwear, stept productions, ian cosco or any other popular person you added on FB because you're a 15 year old douche, stop adding me.
If i ignore you don't add me again.
If you really want me to add you, send me a message and 99% chance ill still ignore you.
PS i dare you all to add me in a plot to annoy me more i will then know that you all love me to a great extent sincerely eheath
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."
-one hell of a wise newschooler
I once had a hot sauce shit. Just a normal burner, looked down in the toilet as I usually do to check out what I created. Looked normal and all except for one thing. Something was moving at a very rapid speed. I looked closer and couldn't figure out what it was. It was just spinning super fast in the water and I watched it for like 5 minutes and flushed. Never found out what it was.
i couldve sworn i was pissing acid out of my ass this morning after a heavy night of drinking and eating jalapeno burgers. but boy does it ever flush out the system. eating spicy food with alcohol clears the sinuses, and then later on your bowels. i felt like a new man today after a shave, shit, and long ass hungover shower.