dont point your feet at anyone, dont touch anyones' head, dont make out in public, if you see a movie dont forget to stand for the king's song, uhhhh.....try not to be a complete ass like half the tourists here, dont spend all your time at Siam shopping, do use the skytrain and subway, and dont be out when it's dark in a sketchy area. Do not piss anyone off, you can bribe a cop with 200-500 baht, carry ID, if you visit Jatuchuck market make sure you bring a money belt and not a backpack.
the most usefull phrases:
how much: a nee tou rai
bathroom: hong nam
where is the bathroom?: Hong nam u tee nai kraup.
thirsty: hew nam
11: sip et
12: sip sawng
13: sip sam
20: yee sip
21: yee sip et
22: yee sip sawng
30: sam sip
etc etc etc.
my cell phone is 091500860 give me a call anytime dude. I'm in school 8-4 most days, but I can skip whenever so go ahead and call. same goes for anyone visiting bangkok. There's nobody that skis here and I'm sick of it.
Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman
'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'
'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'