It’s coming on down to the end of the ski season, and the spring fatigue is really starting to show itself. I (Dunfee) here can only muster the excitement to look for good edits to repost so many weeks in a row before my quality control starts to slip, and many of you have commented that as much has happened. Recent comments have contained such scornful remarks as “the bro bomb crap fest continues,” “Seriously, I would greatly appreciate the last ten minutes of my life back,” and “Get off max hills dick!” In the spirit of admitting our own weaknesses (losing the will to maintain quality on a blog we run daily for free), we’re (it’s the royal we from now on) are running a brand-new contest to let you dish it all out: The April Hate-pril Contest.
Think you troll good? Think you got some clever remarks to dish out about how bad our taste in edits is gotten, how lazy we are, or how much we’re obsessed with tight pants and apparently rollerblading? Prove it. Send up to 300 words, photos, animated gifs, videos, or other mediums of hate between now and next Wednesday to firstname.lastname@example.org and you’ll be entered to win a BroBomb prize package featuring the Mike Tee, the Facemask, and our Diecut Pack. Think of it like a crowd-sourced online roast of a website, or if you want to get personal, the main man/editor behind it. If there's enough entries, we may even put it down to a vote. Hate away, nerds!