Text your parents a question along the lines "Are condoms from the dollar store as good as regular ones?"
Then take a screenshot of the response and put it in here.
https://twitter.com/nathanfielder is where I got this idea.
I got the before college "I don't condone you having sex but here are some condoms so you're safe" speech right as I was leaving for work. With a straight face I told my mom "don't worry I pull out anyways" and left. She was less than pleased...
TheClymb Invite: http://www.theclymb.com/invite-from/BrandonMoore
SIP Sarah Burke, CR Johnson, Tanner and Trevor Olson
If you tuck from here, you probably won't overshoot it. Buuutttt I wouldn't go from here, cause you'll probably overshoot it.
was about to make a thread on these. so of them are gold
"Cliffy, if I may call you Cliffy, this is the second time you have destroyed my meagre hopes of having some form of attachment to a woman way beyond my calibre. For the sake of my sanity please make sure there is not a third." - Yossarian