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Quagmire

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Lé.Skiing
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post your fav. sayings from quagmire... mines does this look liek a Q to you.... how bout now




TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME
Nov 16 2004 4:50PM
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ShmagmaSkiier420
Posts: 1360 - Karma: 10
-so its your birth day, how old are you now?
-16
-18, alright

and when he finds the cheerleader tied up in the stall
-dear diary, jackpot

Nov 16 2004 5:11PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
hello ladies..i dont want to come between you...or do i?...Oh im bad im bad



'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
Nov 16 2004 5:12PM
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Capt.Flannel
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shmagma dude, its actually something like
-Hey there girlie, how old are you?
- 16
- 18 eh?
-MOMMMM!
_I like where this is going, alllright.




open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
Nov 16 2004 5:15PM
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Capt.Flannel
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I like 'Hey I was wondering if i could use your lawn..ohhhhohh....You guys got a towel?'




open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
Nov 16 2004 5:16PM
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ShmagmaSkiier420
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ya my b. i havent seen family guy in a coon's age.

Nov 16 2004 5:27PM
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lipen69
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NEW SEASON BABY!!!

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Stay Black Nigga
Nov 16 2004 5:49PM
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genericname
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giggidy giggidy


DRINK TILL YOU THROW UP
Nov 16 2004 5:57PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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-Meg, you 18 yet?
-No
-Hey Chris, how's it going?
-Um
-Allllright.


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-Brad, Representing the KPP
Nov 16 2004 6:30PM
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dead
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-Hi 911? No no... its caught in a window this time.
and the classic: HEH HEH! alright!


**CCR**
Nov 16 2004 6:32PM
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EastCoastPride
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in bed by 8, home by 11


-teddy
WWTJSD?
Nov 16 2004 6:35PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
damnit you took mine^^
-oh man, whats that rash, i think its from that whore, thats is the last time i ever do someone a favor at the gas station
-paus-
-oh no, they i can here me, they can here me(then he starts playing the elecrtic guitar in his head)

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider
Nov 16 2004 7:09PM
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asac
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911?
its quagmire
yeah yeah its window this time.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
Nov 16 2004 7:20PM
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asac
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911?
its quagmire
yeah yeah its in a window this time.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
Nov 16 2004 7:20PM
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Ski-hobo
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'Hey fellas whats all the noise, I was just jer-...getting out of a sound sleep'


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Nov 16 2004 7:23PM
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K_2
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The Hansons are so hot. ...What?!? I got magazines. Oh god!


'Canada first, Canada last, and Canada always'
Nov 16 2004 7:42PM
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bigJ
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I sm not in tip to top condition right now so don't count of for accuracy

Peter'You had sex with two women and one man this weekend'

Q'No it was three women, oh wait, oh no, nooooo!'



Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
Nov 16 2004 7:44PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
^brian told him he had sex with a man.

Mac 'n' Steeze Movie
Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
Nov 16 2004 7:50PM
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jibberkid69
Posts: 1539 - Karma: 90
-glen honey, i have a question for you.....what do you do for a living?


-i have a question for you.......why are you still here?



hi, my name is bill fleming. I enjoy long walks on the beach, candle light dinners, romantic bedside novels, and the works of Kenny G
Nov 16 2004 10:07PM
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Bandy1080
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Hey Lois, Sorry for pointing.
Nov 16 2004 10:13PM
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Lé.Skiing
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ok heres how it goes:
-Hello how old are you
-16
-18, your first
-MOM!
-I like where this is going




TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME
Nov 16 2004 11:19PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
**Opens Bathroom stall door see's girl hog-tied on ground**
-Dear diery... Jackpot




TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME
Nov 16 2004 11:22PM
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therealjerk
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Hey Quagmire, you wanna go camping with us this weekend?
Campinge eh? No, the only tent i'm pitching this weekend is- well, you see where this is going, OH!
'Meet the new boss, same as the old boss....
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Pick up my guitar an play
Just like yesturday
And I'll get on my knees and prayyyy...
We don't get fooled again!' -The Who
Nov 16 2004 11:28PM
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Shaggy
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Peter: well we just made another 5 million dollars
Quagmire: yes, good thing we swore off women right peter?
Peter: yeah, im gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!


waaaayyy off but you'll all remember the episode with 'little griffins'
Nov 17 2004 2:25AM
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CanadianSkiGod
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Q: So how good are you Brian?
Brian: Ok, you just came back from the philippines where you had sex with two philippino women and one philippino man.
Q: You mean three philippino women. Ha ha.
Brian: No, I mean two philippino women and one philippino man.
Brian: Oh no, oh god no... no no no!

Or

Cleveland: Ok, which celebrity could you do?
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Quagmire: (Can't remember the first name) Hanson.
Peter: Quagmire... that's a guy
Quagmire: Ha ha, no way, you're kidding...
Joe: No, he's right, that is a guy.
Quagmire: Oh god... no... god, that means all those pictures, magazines, all the internet, every time I... AAAAHHH NO, GOD NO!

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
Nov 17 2004 7:07AM
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lineskier10
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what is quagmire
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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
Nov 17 2004 7:18AM
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annaSKI
Posts: 1231 - Karma: 11
he's a character from family guy.


-anna

skiing makes
me really
happy.
spreadin' the love, y0
Nov 17 2004 7:25AM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
ya when you justrandomly spit out family guy quotes like some of my friend's do, it might be a good thing to know that people who don't watch the show think your a total douche bag
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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
Nov 17 2004 8:52AM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
who doesn't watch the show, seriously?



Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
Nov 17 2004 9:10AM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
well i watch the show but its not like a nightly ritual for me too sit down and watch family guy every nihgt, and i don't feel like saturating my mind with useless quoptations
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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
Nov 17 2004 9:12AM
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d-loc
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i cant wait... 2 more months and then we get it back on TV



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Nov 17 2004 9:12AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
new quotes from quagmire this season... YAHHHHH!




TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME
Nov 17 2004 2:43PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
Quagmire: You could whore yourself out to a thousand women for 50 bucks a piece....
...Or 50 fat chicks for a thousand bucks a piece.
....What? Fat chicks need love too...... 'Cept they gotta pay.

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Nov 17 2004 3:38PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
haha... i also liekd stumpy on that episode.. lol




TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME
Nov 17 2004 3:42PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
hahahah I remember all of those quotes





Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

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Nov 17 2004 5:40PM
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