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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
The title says it all
Apr 3 2013 10:34AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
D:


also


ay gurl are you an antiquer because I have some junk that hasnt been touched in years



Oct 30 2013 1:16PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Can I buy you a drink?

I have a boyfriend

I have a goldfish

What?

I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter
Oct 30 2013 1:20PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
for some reason that came (hehe came) off as rape-y to me...







which made me think of

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Oct 30 2013 2:00PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
"hey can you hold this for me real quick"
*give boy your hand*

now it gets better, if you are a male you just put your dick in the girls' hand and bada bing.
Oct 30 2013 2:00PM
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Oct 30 2013 2:01PM
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hurrdurr
Posts: 349 - Karma: 29
Your eyes are like stars; really far away from each other
Oct 30 2013 5:37PM
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Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,417
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy gurrrlllll, Want a stud? Because I have a std and all i need is u.
Oct 30 2013 7:36PM
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