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I worry about the future of skiing...

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skiierman
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The only benefit we have as skiers over the coolness of snowboarding was that we could skate along flat ground making traversing and getting to tough areas a breeze. Well now it appears that we are fucked... and so is snowboarding. They're called dual snowboards and this article shows that this product has massive potential to change the face of snow sports. And I thought grind plates and tight pants were going to be the downfall of skiing.

http://www.businessinsider.com/dual-snowboards-make-snowboarding-easier-2013-3?pundits_only=0&comments_page=1#comment-515b5f7aeab8ea6153000003

Apr 2 2013 6:55PM
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Blurst
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dude fucking old news.



Apr 2 2013 6:59PM
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DeRizzo
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Nah, I honestly think that's going to be one of those things that never really catches on.
Apr 2 2013 6:59PM
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Holte
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every time I see a snowboarder on those things it looks like they're on the brink of a really gnarly crash.
Apr 2 2013 7:00PM
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loganimlach
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i absolutely can not believe that your internet/basement dwelling ass is this late one something. you should be fucking ashamed of yourself.

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/673193/
Apr 2 2013 7:02PM
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SpliffyJ
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Well, that looks fucking retarded. Going to ignore the stupidness in this thread and move on.
Apr 2 2013 7:10PM
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E-Nix
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I bet those are so good in powder!
Apr 2 2013 7:12PM
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.Rybak.
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Have you been living in a cave for like the past 3 years?
Apr 2 2013 7:13PM
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Washow
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it's like skiing down a hill on a dinner plate
Apr 2 2013 7:14PM
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Kinkysally
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Ski blades for knuckle draggers
Apr 2 2013 7:14PM
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a_burger
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I doubt it, they will probably get shit on by asshole snowboarders just like asshole skaters shit on rollerbladers, and no one will want to use them.
Apr 2 2013 7:15PM
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eheath
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Seems like a great way to tear an MCL
Apr 2 2013 7:16PM
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CrotchKiller
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ahahaha yes

Apr 2 2013 7:17PM
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Chubz.
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That has to be the dumbest thing ive ever seen
Apr 2 2013 7:19PM
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Mr.Huck
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I'm guessing/hoping sarcasm here. If you are somehow able to be OK with looking like a complete butt pirate in the park on these, you are less likely to get over the whiplash and spinal dislocation from tomahawking every other turn on a powder day.
Apr 2 2013 7:42PM
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Stadtski
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thats actually pretty sick but it would be hard to do rails.
Apr 2 2013 8:03PM
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senorpuppy
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Well we had a good run guys
Apr 2 2013 8:04PM
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Tyler.A
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Some kid at our hill, COP, bought 20 sets of those dual things and didn't even sell one set. Plus he gets chirped pretty had. It won't catch on
Apr 2 2013 8:11PM
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skiierman
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I had no clue... I am fucking ashamed and you're right. I'm blowing it harder than Kyle Smaine at any rail jam that has ever existed.
Apr 2 2013 8:24PM
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MACK.
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kinda looks like these...
Apr 2 2013 8:33PM
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theschneidler
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My friend bought a pair of these to fuck around on, they are so shitty
Apr 2 2013 8:34PM
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*steeze_is_good
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Those will never catch on
Apr 2 2013 8:41PM
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AGOF
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not impressed til i see a pow edit
Apr 2 2013 8:41PM
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Ryan*
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Those are adorable
Apr 2 2013 8:45PM
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Toaster-Tony
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These have been around for a while now. Since they haven't caught on by now, I think we're good.
Apr 2 2013 8:53PM
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djensen
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Yeah... Let's watch snowboard big air with those!!!
Apr 2 2013 9:53PM
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Aiur
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Can't butter, not relevant. Can dual snowboards do this?


Apr 2 2013 10:28PM
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bakerpunk
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I would rather see a clean triple on dual boards then a quad.
Apr 2 2013 10:33PM
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snakerton
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ok first of all, traversing and such is not the only reason skiing is become more popular than snowboarding. It because of the invention of powder skis, the ability to do all tricks snowboards can and the style. Also, Id like to see dual snowboards go off piste...
Apr 2 2013 11:42PM
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steezburgereddie
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Looks to me like the snow blades of the snowboarding world
Apr 2 2013 11:47PM
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suup
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This is exactly what I thought about when I saw this.
Apr 2 2013 11:59PM
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Sharko
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Yeah dual snowboarding is becoming aerials
Apr 3 2013 12:24AM
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+Tahoe_Shredder+
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The thing that I worry about are products coming on the ski industry that only allow you to ski park... skis and snowboards that dont allow you to ski any other part of a mountain shouldnt be allowed
Apr 3 2013 12:37AM
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FerrisBueller
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SKIERMANN YOU NEVER GO FULL NOOOB
Apr 3 2013 1:01AM
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FerrisBueller
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worry about the future of skiing is global climate change lol



some regions may become devoid of snow, but some may feel polar amplification...pow
Apr 3 2013 1:05AM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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those are fucking gay
Apr 3 2013 1:10AM
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Karl_Hungus
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i liked it but im getting tired of watching all these dual snowboarding robots out here, hitting airbags and having coaches and shit, theyre just robots with no style, what happened to the good old days of snowboarding like back in march of 2013? times have changed
Apr 3 2013 1:40AM
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conchetler
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that looks real gay
Apr 3 2013 1:50AM
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Heart
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check your meter bro
Apr 3 2013 3:04AM
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Turkelton
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These things are just stupid. Scotty Vine and Stevens, plus guys like Jaeger Bailey do stuff like this - ON ONE BOARD. Two mini rollerblade gaper shit is cool, my ass!
Apr 3 2013 4:55AM
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sNaubi
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Apr 3 2013 6:51AM
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Stose
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Except he dominated the t hall invitational. You still suck though
Apr 27 2013 2:14PM
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skiierman
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Hahahahaha....


AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Wow, amazing, just truly amazing.
Apr 28 2013 8:25AM
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ryanleslie
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Might as well saw a snowboard in half

Apr 28 2013 4:57PM
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-MK-
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Thats then gayest thing, I have ever seen
Apr 28 2013 5:00PM
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life_is_hood
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The only thing i worry about in the future of skiing is kids skiing like robots with no style and only wanting to do quad corks, pencil 900's off of 15 foot jumps and 630's off every single rail.
Apr 28 2013 6:46PM
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Bateman
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I'm sure you blow it harder than anyone.
Apr 28 2013 6:59PM
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GayWolf420
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What purpose does that serve? Looking like an even bigger ass than snowbladers?
Apr 28 2013 7:00PM
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404404
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I would like everyone to take some time and send a nice email to these people about how dumb they are.
Remind them they should have a clue or not write anything at all



Apr 28 2013 8:13PM
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OGHolliday
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maybe it would be cool if one of those guys was actually decent...... I feel like it's not that hard to be good at those
Apr 28 2013 8:40PM
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