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We need your sexts

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BITS
Posts: 1808 - Karma: 866
Okay, so we're starting up a blog with all sorts of nasty late night sexts. To get it started, we need some good ones, so please post screenshots of your hilarious and dirty texts and (un)succesful bootycalls. Thanks +k.
Apr 2 2013 5:00AM
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Notreallydrunk
Posts: 80 - Karma: 63
OPs car
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Apr 2 2013 5:54AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Implying that doesn't already exist.

But because we are nice today here you go: I once send: "I want to lick your dry crunchy pussy." I had cornflakes on my mind at the moment.
Apr 2 2013 6:23AM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
Posts: 1400 - Karma: 675
This is one of the best I have gotten...

"Hey, let's play pearl harbor. You lay back while I blow the shit out of you."
Apr 2 2013 6:40AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
I dont even.......



Once when I was hammered I had for some reason called my former fuckbuddy like 10 times in the middle of the night, whom I had not spoken to or met in like a year. The morning after I check my phone and realise what I had done, so I text him and apologizes with the excuse of that I had been blackout drunk (which was true. I woke up that morning in my buddy's parents' bed next to a dude I had never seen before in my entire life).

He responds by sending me a pic of his dick with the caption "its all good".
Apr 2 2013 6:42AM
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mattd_
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Apr 2 2013 7:18AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
When I'm severely intoxicated, I get distracted really fast, guess what i was watching when I send this text:

"I want to draw a line with my cum on your forehead and call you Simba."
Apr 2 2013 7:24AM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
Can I email them...?
Apr 2 2013 7:43AM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
thats lame... all of the 14 year olds want to hear them from the pink names...

if she emails them post them here for hilarity.
Apr 2 2013 8:38AM
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BITS
Posts: 1808 - Karma: 866
they're all gonna be on the blog anonymously in a few weeks.
Apr 2 2013 8:50AM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
she could probably just comprise the whole list

and I'll find a few
Apr 2 2013 8:51AM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
I would embarrass a few members of this site though
Apr 2 2013 8:59AM
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Batman.
Posts: 364 - Karma: 85
i've read that one on the internet a billion times before today.......
Apr 2 2013 11:52AM
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11YearOldBoy
Posts: 33 - Karma: 4
One time girl said that we shoud kiss and sent a ;) to me it was awesome
Apr 2 2013 11:55AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Maybe therefore the recipient thought it wasn't very original off me.
Apr 2 2013 12:06PM
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NOS
Posts: 180 - Karma: 167
Yeah, that probably happened.
Apr 2 2013 12:10PM
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lands11
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 1,677
This just fits your name so appropriately.
Apr 2 2013 12:33PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
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Apr 2 2013 12:37PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
exactly. post them.
Apr 2 2013 12:38PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
I know right??!?!?!?!!

It's almost as if his username and style of posting are in harmony on purpose in order to bring humor to the entire messageboard.
Apr 2 2013 12:46PM
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11YearOldBoy
Posts: 33 - Karma: 4
Thanks. Wow i cant believe im making so many new friends on this site, my mom, and gam gam will be so proud
Apr 2 2013 1:29PM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously that is exactly how I thought you would reply. You are such a damn player
Apr 2 2013 1:30PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
That is not mine i remember someone posting that in older thread so I googled it.
Apr 2 2013 1:38PM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
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Apr 2 2013 1:48PM
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lands11
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 1,677
Well no shit, and I found it funny, so I posted about it. No need for your sarcastic comments
Apr 2 2013 2:12PM
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Benji.
Posts: 1146 - Karma: 88
This post is hypocritical according to your William Penn quote. You're not showing any kindness and not doing any good. Unless of course your quote is your attempt at being facetious... and if that's the case then you're doing it wrong. Way 2 go
Apr 2 2013 2:30PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
It's someone's alias.
Apr 2 2013 2:34PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
HAHA I'm stealing that one too
Apr 2 2013 3:42PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
You can try this website, they have a few years worth of sexts and embarrassing texts.

Apr 2 2013 4:05PM
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Kooky_Lukey
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 1,966
was just about to post this.

Its already been done bro, sorry
Apr 2 2013 4:09PM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 7,764

i have some crazy ones willing to post if NS is chill with it

Apr 2 2013 5:53PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
we are, post away
Apr 2 2013 5:55PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Were waiting
Apr 3 2013 1:36AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
I'm just gonna see how this pans out.
Apr 3 2013 1:45AM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
I asked someone if theyd let me pee in their but, they said sure. never actaully happened though.
Apr 3 2013 2:49AM
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slowaimer
Posts: 278 - Karma: 1,510
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=angi1vwUkQc
Apr 3 2013 3:13AM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5851 - Karma: 4,522
Even better haha
Apr 3 2013 3:45AM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
I know I tried getting some nudes right after I got my wisdom teeth out and was still drugged up. When I could actually make out what was happening, I had a lot of explaining to do.
Apr 3 2013 4:27AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Ha I remember this. She totally would have been in for it. If only.... wait that's nasty.
Apr 3 2013 4:32AM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
I should follow up on that, it would give us one more thing to laugh about.
Apr 3 2013 5:49PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,181
Make a new website about picture sext so I can send you all of the tittie pics ive received over the years.
Apr 3 2013 6:41PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,181
im 22 my friend, no child porn here.
Apr 3 2013 7:27PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
Titty photos were something I always thought quit after highschool. But as I've learned, they actually come in more frequently.
Apr 3 2013 7:29PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
I texted "You look super cute in your facebook photos" No response back. Dammit.
Apr 3 2013 8:15PM
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