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Random spurts of bad luck that you end up laughing at

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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
So I'm doing my chemistry homework on the balcony of the English building. I finish and as I am putting my book in my backpack, a little gust of wind comes and blows my assignment off of the balcony...

After 1 hour of looking for the damn thing with my deadline approaching to turn it in, I finally find it in the stairwell to the entrance of the basement of the neighboring math building...

Tldr: Don't let your homework out of your sight when you're on top of a 4 story building on a breezy day...

Mar 29 2013 3:44PM
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.AR6rider
Posts: 444 - Karma: -106
nice claim dude
Mar 29 2013 3:54PM
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.AR6rider
Posts: 444 - Karma: -106
yeah?
Mar 29 2013 3:58PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
some people claim that they can tie their shoelaces
Mar 29 2013 4:31PM
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BeefiestExpert
Posts: 2804 - Karma: 3,275
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Mar 29 2013 4:33PM
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Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
Today I caught every single red light on my way to go grocery shopping.
Mar 29 2013 4:33PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
I wear sperrys.
Mar 29 2013 4:50PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
i've lost almost $4000 in multiple "spurts" of bad luck in the last three months. i've yet to laugh at it.
Mar 29 2013 5:01PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
thatstheshitidontlike

It really pisses me off, but when you get to where you are going you have a little laugh

happened to me in Albany all the time. If I hit a certain red then I was fucked for the rest of the ride
Mar 29 2013 5:08PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Random spurts of bad luck come out of my penis.
Mar 29 2013 5:27PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
I am chewed gum while I typed this/claim
Mar 29 2013 5:53PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
Posts: 951 - Karma: 119
Practical o chem lab exam. I dumped my product in the organic waste bin 2.5 hours into the lab. Though it was dirty hexane. Dropped my empty beaker on the floor and walked out.
Mar 29 2013 8:06PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
Ns peepl r making fun of me
Mar 29 2013 10:07PM
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BeefiestExpert
Posts: 2804 - Karma: 3,275
punch them in the face.
Mar 29 2013 10:12PM
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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,564
One time the condom broke. I was laughing the whole time but ur mom didn't think it was too funny.
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Mar 30 2013 1:45AM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
I mixed like 2 or 3 different hot sauces today and it took me 45 minutes of sipping milk to get rid of the burn.

Then I burnt my mouth with some potatoes that apparently need to be cooked at 6000 degrees.

After that ordeal, I bit my cheek and it started bleeding.

Thats basically my whole day.

Mar 30 2013 1:50AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
If you're going to use my name, please try to stop embarrassing yourself with every single post you make.
Mar 30 2013 2:10AM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,589
dufuq
Mar 30 2013 2:16AM
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