I dress up as a Police Officer in my town and go chase down the highschool skateboarder kids and take their weed away and keep it for myself. Havnt had to buy weed since I graduated HighSchool. Id say I like my job.
"This is where I'd give you advice, except I've been single since I popped out of my mom's pussy." -Poems
Yes I'm a police officer I'm sending agents to your house right now to seize all your marijuana they are accompanied by drug dogs, I suggest you take all your marijuana out of your house and express overnight mail it to me to avoid facing charges.
I'm kind of like a cop in the sense that I help catch bad guys and I do sometimes work under the police commissioners influence, but aside from that I really have no affiliation with law enforcement. I'd assume it's a bad gig where you are under paid to potentially put your life on the line, but who am I to judge?
"Fuck those "LMS if you remember this" "LMS if you brush your teeth" "LMS if you want to fingerblast a hippopotamus into submission" FUCK ALL THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS. WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT A FUCKING RING POP IS."-Forcillo
there'd probably be NOTHING more terrifying than facing an army riding moose. They're fucking huge, aggressive, unpredictable and fast. Mount up.- gordie.$