I get to work and find out my boss has a colonoscopy this morning and will be out. Good thing since i forgot to fax the colgate documents.
Lunch time and im starving. Take out my tuna sandwich and find my old swedish hair in the mayo. Yum yum i think steven will lobe to hear this.
Choke on hair run to bathroom exploding diarrhea in sink. Find out its ladys room. Janet shannon amd barbara my crush walk in. Find out i killed their cat on the way to band practice last week. Go home after work amd go to golden corrale with sebastian. Order thd monday night sushi $1.00 special. Go home queezt.
get 530 i wake up feeling terrible. my girlfriend gave me a "one way trip" when we were laying and it was our first time doing this exotique sex technique. However i instantly regret this the next morning as theres cream cheese gool all on my areola.
Yes, this happened to me at work about two weeks ago. I have irritable bowl syndrome as well as narcosis. So my boss knowingly while I was sleeping on the job gave me a rusty hook as well as a brown down as weird as it sounds I liked it. In conclusion incest as well as having incest with dad mom and my dog is all a news array and should be done regularly.
So no spaghetti in your pockets? Well I'm disappointed.
"Fuck those "LMS if you remember this" "LMS if you brush your teeth" "LMS if you want to fingerblast a hippopotamus into submission" FUCK ALL THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS. WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT A FUCKING RING POP IS."-Forcillo
there'd probably be NOTHING more terrifying than facing an army riding moose. They're fucking huge, aggressive, unpredictable and fast. Mount up.- gordie.$