I get to work and find out my boss has a colonoscopy this morning and will be out. Good thing since i forgot to fax the colgate documents.
Lunch time and im starving. Take out my tuna sandwich and find my old swedish hair in the mayo. Yum yum i think steven will lobe to hear this.
Choke on hair run to bathroom exploding diarrhea in sink. Find out its ladys room. Janet shannon amd barbara my crush walk in. Find out i killed their cat on the way to band practice last week. Go home after work amd go to golden corrale with sebastian. Order thd monday night sushi $1.00 special. Go home queezt.
get 530 i wake up feeling terrible. my girlfriend gave me a "one way trip" when we were laying and it was our first time doing this exotique sex technique. However i instantly regret this the next morning as theres cream cheese gool all on my areola.
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