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theBearJew
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Canada VS Mexico brawl.



If you are looking for what lead to this fight there's a video in this article.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2013/03/10/no-suspensions-from-canada-mexico-brawl-at-classic/1977189/
Mar 11 2013 9:20AM
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fortyvalve
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haha you think they're sitting? have you ever tried to stay squatted in that position for a long time? constantly popping up with runners on base having to check them/pickoff then going down and holding a squat basically takes it's toll. and you either didn't read or have never played any outfield position in a professional sized field. any fly ball over your head that makes you run can easily make you run the length of a basketball court, multiple times an inning adds up, now add that to an an entire 9 inning game and you have more than a good amount of running on and off from an outfielders position, don't get that mixed up with me saying every position you run that much
Mar 11 2013 4:12PM
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fortyvalve
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and your argument makes absolutely no sense considering they don't sit, they squat, so...
Mar 11 2013 4:13PM
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Ski_the_east01
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How many bases are stolen in a game? It's less than one according to MLB stats. That is one guy running 90 feet less than once a game out of 50 guys playing.

How many times do they sprint to first? Average 9 hits for each side, about a third of those are singles. That's 270 ft of "sprinting" (if they actually have to beat a throw) per team over an entire game which is close to 3 hours

Mar 11 2013 4:14PM
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Ski_the_east01
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Yeah dude everytime I shit in the woods I think wow baseball catchers are a bunch of pussies, I could poop squat all day

Fly balls over your head multiple times an inning? It barely happens multiple times a game lol get real

Mar 11 2013 4:16PM
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Ricky.
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sure you do, why would an outfileder jog after a ball?

just go through any lineup of a baseball team and look at their physical stats, these guys arent out of shape lol. i dont know where this assumption comes from but its obviously false.
have you ever seen an outfielder run after a ball, or seen rajai davis steal a base? i guess not, but if you havent then why would you make a conclusion about it? seems odd..
Mar 11 2013 4:18PM
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k-rob
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hey don't bring your math in here that's cheating
Mar 11 2013 4:18PM
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k-rob
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yeah right prove it all i fuckin see is people jogging
Mar 11 2013 4:22PM
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Spinoza
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so is your argument that there should be a minimum amount of physical exertion per game? if thats the case then why dont we measure the 'quality of a sport' by how many calories are burned per team? most calories burned wins! or we could measure the amount of sweat that drips off a team.
see what i mean?
baseball isnt a game that involves running back and forth trying to put a ball in a net, it has much more complicated gameplay than that. every pitch is thought out before its thrown, the players align themselves based on the play and who is up/on base etc. its not something most people realize if they havent done it.
i dont know where the hate comes from, jealous that we get to hang out on the bench with our friends while our team is hitting? and chew gum? yeah its sick.
Mar 11 2013 4:23PM
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Ski_the_east01
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Mar 11 2013 4:26PM
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fortyvalve
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lol they're professional athletes, if they're at the plate they're getting paid to hit the ball, they better be able to put it over an outfielders head at least more than twice a game even if it's for an out
Mar 11 2013 4:26PM
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k-rob
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pure muscle
Mar 11 2013 4:27PM
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Ricky.
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k fine. these arent specificly the plays in which people 'arent jogging', theyre just the best all around plays according to some guy on youtube




inb4 "thats the reel of 'best plays' and therefore most games dont have such events." . every game will have excitement every time there is a play
Mar 11 2013 4:27PM
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Ski_the_east01
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lol..uh oh another batter is up I need to get out of my crouched position, stand up, move over two feet and crouch again

*phew* what a workout...is it time for me to sit in the dugout yet??
Mar 11 2013 4:28PM
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theBearJew
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I am saying that if you sit, squat, stand, run, whatever for that long of a time repetitively you are going to have joint pain, muscle problems, and all that.
Mar 11 2013 4:30PM
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k-rob
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all i see is a bunch of people breathing heavy and stumbling around after each play like they've been winded, you'd think they'd be used to it by now
Mar 11 2013 4:31PM
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Mr.Huck
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Hahaha. But seriously K, just look at Larry Walker. Canadian btw, played hockey. The guy was a force of nature. When you see a guy charge a ground ball, grab it and then gun a guy out at home plate from right field, it's damn impressive. Larry did that in almost every game until opposing players wisely stopped testing him.

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Mar 11 2013 4:31PM
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deleted5
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Someone clearly hasn't played a lot of hockey growing up.
Mar 11 2013 4:31PM
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skierman
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OK so you've never seen a game of baseball either, tight.

I think this is the first time where I've been called out by a troll for trolling when I was being absolutely serious.

This world would be a better place without baseball and their fans... and 4chan.
Mar 11 2013 4:34PM
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k-rob
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he was probably on steroids
Mar 11 2013 4:36PM
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Ricky.
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you chose pictures of first basemen who are usually big because theyre usually home run hitters. and you chose specifically fat pitchers, you ever heard of CC Sabathia? yea he's huge, and hes one of the best at throwing a baseball in a way such that nobody can hit it. there are 7 other positions on the field that require running constantly (minus catchers, but their position is one that requires a ton of brains and quick movements to hop up and throw out a baserunner).
if you are a football fan then you should understand the importance of varying body types per position.


heres Ryan Braun, he stole 30 bases and hit 30 home runs the past 2 years. (you should be impressed given your point that stolen bases are rare)

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^^ no flubber on that dude.



serriously just go through a batting order and read the players stats. most guys will be in incredible shape. obviously since theyre the best in the world and get paid millions to be the best at it, but just do it anyways if you still done believe me



Jose Reyes should really lay off the Cheesie Poofs eh??

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Mar 11 2013 4:37PM
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Mr.Huck
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No way. Larry was/is just a stud. He didn't need roids.
Mar 11 2013 4:40PM
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k-rob
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if he plays baseball and he's made the cover of a magazine it's pretty safe to assume he has testicular cancer
Mar 11 2013 4:42PM
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theBearJew
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Personally I like baseball, but the argument that it just as strenuous as other sports is dumb. Each sport is different and is always hard to compare. Baseball is exciting because every pitch counts. Though it doesn't always seem like it every pitch counts down the last one thrown.

Some examples of this was in 2011 on the last day of regular season play, you had 4 teams(i think) fighting for a playoff spot, some were win or go home, some were win and in. There were walk off wins, amazing plays, and improbable heros. It was one of the most exciting moments ive witnessed in sports.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/871358-mlb-playoffs-2011-best-regular-season-finish-ever-puts-wild-card-debate-to-rest

Then you have that same season the 2011 world series. Cards vs Rangers, I was at game 6, it was probably the best sporting event I will ever witness in person. Multiple times the Cards were down to their last strike, 1 pitch away from elimination. Freese hits a triple to tie it, Berkmen his a double to tie it, and then Freese seals it with a walk off HR. Cards go to 7 and coast for an easy WS win.

People love baseball because every pitch matters.

Mar 11 2013 4:50PM
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Mr.Huck
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Nope. But even if he did lose a testicle to cancer, he would still have enough sperm to impregnate every woman in British Columbia. ... before lunch time.
Mar 11 2013 6:43PM
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skierman
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No he wouldn't because he's on the roids... the one thing that could have saved baseball from it's final descent into the American history book under the heading, "Embarrassing Moments of America". Baseball will be after slavery and before 9/11.
Mar 11 2013 7:12PM
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alvy.
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lol ^this idiot is a fucking fruitcake who probably plays catcher on his high school's Baseball C Team.

Please hit me with another stupid comeback so I can shit on you.
Mar 11 2013 7:42PM
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Shewlur...
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lol
Mar 11 2013 8:05PM
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Twinjibber77
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Awesome vid, the mowhawk guy was great
Mar 11 2013 8:13PM
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Jblz
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doubt anyone saying baseball isnt a feat of athleticism could hit a 90mph fastball out of the infield..

or even make contact with a 55mph wakefield curveball
Mar 12 2013 6:13PM
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doyle.
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anyone notice the flag on the sleeve of the americans jersey is backwards?
Mar 12 2013 10:14PM
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Mar 12 2013 11:42PM
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skierman
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Life must be incredible through the eyes of someone with lesser intelligence than that of a sea urchin.
Mar 13 2013 2:07AM
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Ski_the_east01
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baseball players...so tough

Here is a list of this years spring season injuries

Gio Gonzalez - Received rug burns from snuggling with his dog..amazingly managed to play the following day

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Elvis Andrus - Got a tattoo and couldn't play because of "sensitivity" in his left bicep. He got inked and couldn't play because of his sensitive arm....badass

Michael Taylor - This outfielder was tossing away his gum and managed to hurt his hand. He has been out over a WEEK because of an injury to his PINKY FINGER

Joel Peralta - He "hurt his neck getting out of the car when he stopped for sandwiches". He missed games because he couldn't manage to get a sandwich

Keep doing you baseball players
Mar 13 2013 10:00AM
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freestyler540
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hahaha that commentator's statements were golden wheelchair award stuff. I lost it when he mentioned Canada and Mexico's world baseball like each other because America is between them. VERY FEW PEOPLE LISTEN TO BASEBALL IN CANADA!
Mar 13 2013 10:02AM
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skierman
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Notice how the fanboys of baseball have given up trying to defend this shitty game? I think they finally realized how pathetic baseball is.
Mar 13 2013 11:43AM
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theBearJew
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You never addressed my comment about why baseball is great. So I gave up on trying to fight with someone who was only being selective in the arguments they can win.

And I'm no fanboy, I just enjoy the game.
Mar 13 2013 11:48AM
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El_Barto.
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They just realized that responding to you is pointless because youre going to write some long winded garbage that nobody wants to read.

Bring back the lols please
Mar 13 2013 11:48AM
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crab_pretzel
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since the youtube vid doesnt work anymore:
Mar 13 2013 11:52AM
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PeppermillReno
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Correct.

UWs star Freshman safety Shaq Williams who started every game this last year got mocked as a Red Sox late round draft pick last summer in minor league ball because he went 0 for 30 or something in his couple weeks playing with 27 strikeouts. And like I said it was hardly some scrub the dude ends up being a big time college football player as only an 18 year old.

I played little league and was fine, don't strike out in slow pitch softball and am fine, but I know I couldn't have played varsity high school baseball anywhere decent. I can't hit pitching over 80. Really wish I had that level of skills and hand eye coordination b/c I'd be much better at golf. (Playing lacrosse goalie b.c I would have got cut from baseball was gay as fuck too.) Hitting a baseball is hard.
Mar 13 2013 11:58AM
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Leafs2323
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You need hand eye coordination to play baseball thats it. otherwise you can just be a pile of shit ha. that fight is fucking pathetic ha

Mar 13 2013 12:04PM
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Ski_the_east01
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^ kid knows whats up

Here is syd crosby - one of the weakest/wimpiest NHL players smashing a homerun at PNC park like it's nothing, give him a week or two and he's hitting MLB pitchers. You won't find one MLB that could even stand on a pair of skates


Mar 13 2013 12:08PM
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*Bird
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"cutting people with his eyes" i lost

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Mar 13 2013 12:11PM
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Shewlur...
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you do realize this video is fake right
Mar 13 2013 12:48PM
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Spinoza
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oh yeah? lets see some justification for these claims.

either that or troll
Mar 13 2013 1:12PM
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Ski_the_east01
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lol obviously there is no way to justify those claims..it varies with every person dummy it would be impossible to confirm

that being said anyone with half a brain knows it's true and no MLB could even be able to skate but the wimpiest NHL player can hit a ball 370 out of hte park


Shoe. you retarded bro?
Mar 13 2013 1:58PM
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DockEllis
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Tom Glavine was drafted by the Kings but chose to play baseball instead. Nothing really to do with this thread but I find it kind of ridiculous to say that every one of the almost 800 best baseball players in world are nonathletic and inept of the skills needed to ice skate. Come on now, children can ice skate.

Plus Crosby was hitting batting practice, nothing like live pitching.

I'm not saying that baseball requires the most athleticism to play by any means, but come on, you guys are acting like 100% of the MLB are fat, lazy, and untalented and that just is not the case.
Mar 13 2013 2:13PM
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skierman
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Shut up, I only believe that 90% of players in the MLB are fat and lazy.
Mar 13 2013 7:01PM
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Spinoza
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When you write papers for school do you just make everything up? Or do you use facts, evidence, and logical reasoning to make a sound argument?
You should try that because it helps you reach the truth, Unlike the former
Mar 13 2013 7:14PM
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Twinjibber77
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It's for the troops, the flag is on the right shoulder of the Army uniform
Mar 24 2013 9:44PM
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nagger
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hahahaha krob owns this thread and that fight was just awful.

baseball fans are the easiest people to troll on the fucking planet and their asshole hurts for weeks afterwards.
Mar 24 2013 9:57PM
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