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BYU Confessions

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triebby
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So we all know the HoodCrew provided some pretty epic entertainment on the U of U Confessions page on Facebook. As it turns out, there is another university in Utah that has a confession page that provides even more entertainment.

Ladies and gentleman, the BYU Confessions Page: http://www.facebook.com/ByuConfessions

Enjoy.
Mar 6 2013 12:10PM
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pmw
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 those fuckin sucked
Mar 6 2013 12:17PM
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7springsprod
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Isnt BYU for mormons?
Mar 6 2013 12:19PM
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Olimar
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These confession pages are the dumbest thing in the world. The kids participating (probably freshmen) need to realize that they arnt in high school any more and no one gives a shit.
Mar 6 2013 12:19PM
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act.resist
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Gay, my schools confession page is way more entertaining.
Mar 6 2013 12:21PM
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Parrish
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#Mormon Problems
Mar 6 2013 12:22PM
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SamtheEagle
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haha this shit is hilarious
Mar 6 2013 12:35PM
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.Hugo.
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Pretty sure every college has a confessions page now. Most of the stories are made up too
Mar 6 2013 12:36PM
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BrownBomber
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Lol to the dude who asked every girl at the school for a "NCMO" (Non-committal make out) hahahahahaha fucking mormons
Mar 6 2013 12:44PM
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tripnip
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Go read CU confessions if you want some messed up stories
Mar 6 2013 12:47PM
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Naptown
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Mar 6 2013 12:50PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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college is gnna be gay as fuck
Mar 6 2013 1:14PM
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snowdon
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"I had an abortion so my man on the football team wouldn't get kicked off..."

BYU is the most bizarre school, it's like anti-college.
Mar 6 2013 1:33PM
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jackf
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Way to go BYU.. This school sounds intense...
Mar 6 2013 1:33PM
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SamtheEagle
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"i havent gone to church in a year and i'm worried if i tell anyone i will be expelled"

that shit cray
Mar 6 2013 1:39PM
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spliff.Life
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hahaha for reals, talk about first world problems...
Mar 6 2013 1:41PM
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snowdon
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I know lots of Mormons who are awesome, regular kids, but the people who wrote these are living in 1950.


"I'm in love with someone who is leaving the Church, and I'm thinking of marrying him despite my family's disapproval."

"I may be LDS, but I don't want to get married and start a family yet. I still feel wrong following my dreams and becoming a doctor. My family tells me that it is not a proper career for a mother."

"I have been planning my wedding since I was 15. I have a scrapbook and everything. I am 21 and still not married or even engaged. All my friends who go here are married now. Is there something wrong with me?"

"My girlfriend wants me to get married. It has been two weeks. Too soon? I got back from my mission last month..."

"When I turned 20 and wasn't married, my mom bought me a cat and told me to drop out of college and come home."

"I'm a guy who's been with the church my whole life, but I'm having weird feelings for my guy friend."
Mar 6 2013 1:53PM
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jfxphoto
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fuck that school.
Mar 6 2013 2:35PM
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whoa-dere
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They must be trolling
Mar 6 2013 3:23PM
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jackf
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That whole paragraph was basically and extended definition for trolling
Mar 6 2013 3:47PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
Every single one of these are fake.
Mar 6 2013 4:21PM
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Piste.Off
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I copy-pasted a 4 paragraph story about supposedly my first sexual experience when I was 12 on my school's confession page. The story ended with everyone getting Fresh Princed. Lols were had.
Mar 6 2013 4:45PM
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klayer_9
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I grew up in slc as a non-mormon and have never met a single one I considered to be regular. They all act like it's 1950.
Mar 6 2013 4:57PM
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[~_~]
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College in general is insanely overrated.
Mar 6 2013 5:12PM
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eheath
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This has been the worst college fad since that stupid forum/gossip website that was around in like 2008, i cant remember the name but it was just stupid people talking shit on the internet and making up stories, just like these pages.
Mar 6 2013 5:13PM
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californiagrown
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juicy campus
Mar 6 2013 5:16PM
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eheath
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I literally just remember that and then read this, that shit was so gay
Mar 6 2013 5:20PM
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GayWolf420
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Mormons are fucking weird. Nice people but a majority of them are weirdos.
Mar 6 2013 5:26PM
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Dwarftosser1
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Bahaha I remember some of my CSU friends sharing that
Mar 6 2013 5:42PM
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DERS.
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peoples dirt? that shit was hilarious.

and so is this if you go to a school with lotsa kids who do stupid fucked up shit. like CU for example. hilarious page.
Mar 6 2013 6:55PM
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Blake.P
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this. cu's is fuckin hilarious. so many people do stupid shit and post about it on it
Mar 6 2013 8:37PM
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