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what is it like having sex with an old lady?
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it's like pulling apart a grilled cheese.
-chris
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HAHAHAHHAH thats so sketch
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its like eating nasty old tunaand savoring it all night long
'slap I'll bitch you!'-1260 man
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its like licking a dead prawn thats been out of the water for 2 weeks
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prawn lol
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some people like their cucumber pickled
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Hahahahha u no those kraft commercials for grilled cheese show the lil kids pulling it apart and all the cheese is like stretching and gooing and shit hahaha
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prawn =shrimp, same type of crustasean, fuckin idiots.
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I had unprotected sex with a 36 year old lady once. I was skurred I'd get a std. That TNT beer does bad shit to your judgement. She had a 7 year old kid to boot.
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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
'221 is fucking hilarious'
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that's bad, mmmmmmmmmk?
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haha.how old where u when u did her
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^ 12
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'Ha, I guess I do rock. I jumped out of a plane in a cow suit on halloween.' - OZSkier.com
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I humped my like 30 something year old neighbor with fake tits after she got a divorce. It was pretty fucking amazing.
'Heh Heh ... All Right.' ~Quagmire
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Hahaha^^^^
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
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Silver Foxes and Cougars!!!!
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Sweet, thanks to you fuckers our country is being run by a Bush and a Dick for another four years. Good job guys. Way to get out there and vote!
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not too much a fan of the silver fox there liam but definately a fan of cougs!
come one come all to jozo's at blue mountain, home of the cougar in southern ontario!
SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess
'Stupid fucking Americans!' - Jon Olsson
Truer words never spoken!
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That free i-pod shit is fucking gay.
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Mmmmm... I about to make some grilled cheese.
-TAK, PPPhD
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i had grilled cheese for lunch.
-katie
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^^ gross, just gross
Micheal Earl Willard
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yesterday morning when my mom got up and walked out of her room, fucken grilled cheese fell from under her housecoat
My time is winding down.............just wait for it
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mmmmmmmmm....grilled cheese
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i would imagaine its like sticking ur cock into a cold bucket of cottage cheese
oh well
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