I clicked on this thread like 10 minutes ago, smoked some hashish, came back to my computer with the page scrolled down. This was the first thing I read and I laughed my ass off for over a minute. Thank you.
I went to Swedish House in Toronto. It may be different than MSG, but the security was a shit show. So relaxed. But heres what i suggest (and what i did):
So get a 6-8oz soft plastic flask, fill it with something strong (b151, everclear, etc...), then take a rubber band and loop it around the top so that its like a short leash. Tie the other end around the button for your fly, then jam that shit down your pants snuggled on top of your johnson. Wear briefs over it to make it even less noticable.
Trust me even if they patted you down like the TSA youd be good.
Have fun man, SHM live is incredible
You realize that it's pretty common for straight men to fuck each other right? Sounds pretty steezy.~Session
alright im just gonna lay down my scenario.....im gonna wear like a long sleeve shirt and a down puff vest with two zippered pockets in the front....if I had like a little plastic container in one of those pckets would I get fucked? do they pat you down?
I saw them while super fucked up a couple weeks back, go for total annihilation, it'll be fun. Just get enough fucked up on booze and molly that you don't black out, but that you are close to it.
Also, just wear boxer briefs, get a flask, and stick the flask in between your waist band and your junk. Thats what I did a couple weeks back and it worked perfectly. I actually didn't even notice the flask in my waist line the entire show too, which was cool
one time i walked into a concert with an entire 18 pack of budwieser bottles tucked into the wasteband of my pants.
im 6'2", skinny as fuck and was wearing super-tight jeans with a shoelace belt and an XL hoodie. i was already shitfaced sideways drunk, the guy looked at me funny, patted my stomach, shrugged his shoulders and let me through. i remember walking up to a group of my friends and lifting up my shirt and just saying "guys. the beer. i have all the fucking beer"
so if i somehow pulled that off i think you can sneak a plastic flask or water-bottle in to an MSG show no fucking problem. if you really wanna get crafty, take a water bottle and tie a string around the neck, then tie the other end to a belt loop and drop it down your pants.
im invincible, nobody and nothing can tell me otherwise
put the beer in ziplock bags and duct tape that shit to yours stomach, back or any other area that works. Thats what I do when I go to sports games. The first time I had a beer breech in the restroom and beer spilled all over the place and soaked my shirt so just be carful and do a double bag and tape the top of the ziplock. I still had plenty of beer, randomly my teacher happened to be in the restroom when it happened he saw me walk in and he knew what I was doing after all the beer spilled on the floor. He was also drunk so it was chill.
"best option is to either forget about it or sell drugs" Watts
"Smoking a bowl before riding puts me in the zone and I like the sensation of cruising when I'm stoned. I feel more confident, spin smoother and it feels good." - Mark
There are no metal detectors (walk through kind) at MSG. They do have wands but don't always use them, plus if you had a plastic flask they'd never find it. If you crotch it and aren't an idiot about it you should be fine. Last NYE I brought in a small bottle of champagne and Johnny Walker no problem. Just don't be a dumbass.
Hmm idk, what's the point of trying though? Plastic bottle ='s win.
I had a bunch of hat pins that I brought in in my waste band in can the search was bad. NYC is fucked about unlicensed vending. Had a few friends arrested for selling hat pins. Shits retarded.
I thought this was America. Yet when you actually need help NYPd is worthless in the encounters I've been involved in.
Interesting that they don't check tickets until you're pretty much in the venue. Seems like it'd be pretty easy to rush that place for the ticketless. I mean you'd have to hide inside since you're most likely on camera but whatever.
MSG is so easy to get in alcahol. Before 21, I used to have this little plastic flask I would put in my beltbuckle. NEver had a problem
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."