This was beautiful. The fanny pack wins it.
Also, boy in the purple one piece, hmu
"Because she's the hero they deserve, but not the one they need right now. So, they'll hunt her, because she can take it. Because she's not our hero. She's a silent alcoholic. A watchful booze hound. A drunk knight." -TechnoPotamus
"she just partied for a week straight in a dress and sombrero." -Rossik
"day time drunk is a gift from the gods" - Timmi