"Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"
"5 foot 9? I didn't know they stacked shit that high"
"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew you head and shit down your neck!"
"Sir what? Were you about to call me an asshole!?!?!?"
"Me so horny. Me love you long time"
Pretty much everything said in Full Metal Jacket. Also, there's a whole bunch from Don't Be A Menace To South Central that I'm to lazy to quote.