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Random Movie Quotes

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newnewschool
Posts: 400 - Karma: 439
probably a repost but whatever. What's your favorite/random/useless movie quote? Try to guess the quote above you as well.




I will start with something simple: "Are you not entertained??"
Feb 8 2013 1:19AM
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fujarome
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master of disguise! why has everyone over the age of 18 somehow seen that?


"big gulps, huh? Welp, see ya later!"


easy one
Feb 8 2013 1:22AM
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hamtaro
Posts: 53 - Karma: 48
"Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco." hahah
Feb 8 2013 1:45AM
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BeefiestExpert
Posts: 2804 - Karma: 3,275
Your killing me Smalls! - The Sandlot

"I am going to make him an offer that he cant refuse"-Vito Corleone- The Godfather

'May the force be with you"- Star Wars

'I love the smell of napalm in the morning"-Apocalypse Now

These are all the ones i could think of that I like.
Feb 8 2013 1:48AM
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DILLINGER
Posts: 970 - Karma: 1,102
"D'ARTAGNAN MOTHERFUCKERS"
Feb 8 2013 5:22AM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
" 'you two look liiike... what do they look like Jimmy?'

'Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.'

'ha ha ha. they're your clothes motherfucker.' "

i have plenty more
Feb 8 2013 5:29AM
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Stainr
Posts: 1186 - Karma: -1,150
Carpe the diem, seize the carpp
Feb 8 2013 6:18AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Dumb and Dumber.

"Ever since I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"
Feb 8 2013 6:41AM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
"You know what they call a 1/4 pounder with cheese in France?"
"YOU JUST BLEW MARVIN'S HEAD OFF"
"Do you see a sign that says 'dead n***er storage, DO YOU?"


I love that movie..
Feb 8 2013 6:41AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
I feel like it might be office space
Feb 8 2013 7:15AM
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Spinoza
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I lol'd
Feb 8 2013 7:19AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Shit I think it's goodfellas I thought office space just because of the "man it feels good to be a gangsta" part.
Feb 8 2013 7:31AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
hahaha
Feb 8 2013 7:44AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Out cold.

"Honestly, who throws a shoe?"

"You can't win what you don't put in the middle... But you can't win much either"

"Yippie Kaye Mother Fucker"

"The names Plisken... Snake Plisken"

"Ohhhhh they're in the computer"

"Good Luck"
Feb 8 2013 9:12AM
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Stainr
Posts: 1186 - Karma: -1,150

bruce willis, die hard

Feb 8 2013 11:13AM
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Stainr
Posts: 1186 - Karma: -1,150
"You dont want girls to thing you suck dick at fucking pussy."
Feb 8 2013 11:17AM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
"English motherfucker do you speak it?"

That scene is riddled with quotes.


Feb 8 2013 11:32AM
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stizzle
Posts: 371 - Karma: 623
Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.
Feb 8 2013 11:33AM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 882
I figure if I study high, and take the test high, I'll get high scores.
Feb 8 2013 11:40AM
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Austin69
Posts: 735 - Karma: 677
Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?
Feb 8 2013 12:52PM
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Austin69
Posts: 735 - Karma: 677
Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?
Feb 8 2013 12:52PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
The last one is taken and "well hopefully by time he hits puberty he has a bratwurst."
Feb 8 2013 3:47PM
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Caucasian_Asian
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 1,665
I must really like you.  Because I don't like horses, and I hate guns.

Son of bitch.  Shit.


Feb 8 2013 4:27PM
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DeSANTIS
Posts: 145 - Karma: 37
"Dear lord baby jesus"
"you made that grace your bitch"
Talladega Nights
Feb 8 2013 4:29PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
"I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before i popped a cap in his ass"

"who's chopper is this?"
"zed's"
"who's zed?"
"zed's dead baby, zed's dead"
Feb 8 2013 4:51PM
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gudelo.
Posts: 487 - Karma: 669
"Wanna know how i got theese scars?"
"Why so serious, let's put a smile to that face"
" How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-daa! It’s… it’s gone"
"If you are good at something, don't do it for free"

All by the same person
Feb 8 2013 4:52PM
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gudelo.
Posts: 487 - Karma: 669
Dafuq happend?!^
"How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-daa, it's... It's gone."
Feb 8 2013 5:01PM
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_____alfredo____
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 2,503
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!
Feb 8 2013 5:23PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
mean girls! easy shit
Feb 8 2013 5:30PM
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Wulfty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 1,876
"Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"
"5 foot 9? I didn't know they stacked shit that high"
"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew you head and shit down your neck!"
"Sir what? Were you about to call me an asshole!?!?!?"
"Me so horny. Me love you long time"

Pretty much everything said in Full Metal Jacket. Also, there's a whole bunch from Don't Be A Menace To South Central that I'm to lazy to quote.
Feb 8 2013 5:40PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
"SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY. WHAT. AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

i can't even remember any quotes right now
Feb 8 2013 7:07PM
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Stainr
Posts: 1186 - Karma: -1,150
Haha c'mon guys threads set up for imagination
Feb 8 2013 7:08PM
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GaleTheSnail
Posts: 173 - Karma: 92
I Love Lamp
Feb 8 2013 7:15PM
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Dunnah
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Feb 8 2013 7:18PM
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gatley-o9mil.
Posts: 357 - Karma: 1,414
"did we just become best friends?"

Feb 8 2013 7:19PM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
austin powers , idk which one

"you can tell a lot about a person from their shoes-where they've been,.."
Feb 8 2013 7:23PM
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Stainr
Posts: 1186 - Karma: -1,150
Step brothers.
Feb 8 2013 7:23PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
Austria eh? Gooday, mate! How bout we throw anotha shrimp on tha baarbie?!
-dumb and dumber.

Harry: Skis, huh?
Beth: That's right!
Harry: Great! They yours?
Beth: Uh-huh.
Harry: Both of 'em?
Beth: Yes.
Harry: Ah... cool!

-dumb and dumber. Fucking greatest movie.
Feb 8 2013 7:24PM
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Stainr
Posts: 1186 - Karma: -1,150
"Not you, fat Jesus"
Feb 8 2013 7:26PM
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Stainr
Posts: 1186 - Karma: -1,150
Side note. "Not you, him and his white tuxedo"
Feb 8 2013 7:27PM
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DizzyG
Posts: 698 - Karma: 296
"just the tip?"

easy
Feb 8 2013 7:28PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
"i drink your milkshake!"

"so much more room for activities!"

"Jesus, Joseph and doggystyle Mary! this is a pile of dog shit!"

"laugh and the world laughs with you. weep, and you weep alone."

Feb 8 2013 8:35PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
"The price is wrong, bobby"
Feb 8 2013 8:44PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
"Help I'm being repressed!"

"You're assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater, and a member of the honor roll, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, she's not the girl for you."

" Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Feb 8 2013 8:45PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles!
Feb 8 2013 8:46PM
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newnewschool
Posts: 400 - Karma: 439
When was the last time you had a desk pop??
Feb 8 2013 9:38PM
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Caucasian_Asian
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 1,665

Feb 9 2013 12:07PM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
"Its to damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here." - Billy Madison

"If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis."- Billy Madison

"Not only will I do it for you, I... I... I... Yes, yes, I'll do it for you" -Waterboy

Ron Burgundy: “Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which, of course, in German means a whale’s vagina."

Veronica Corningstone: “No, there’s no way that’s correct.”

Ron: “I’m sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don’t know what it means. I’ll be honest, I don’t think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.”

Veronica: Doesn’t it mean Saint Diego?

Ron: No. No.
Veronica: No, that’s – that’s what it means. Really.
Ron: Agree to disagree.

-Anchorman
Feb 9 2013 1:35PM
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