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Coka Cola says they are part of the solution to obesity

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corona
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True story. They're actually saying that they are part of the solution to obesity and will be running a new ad campaign based on this.

Isn't this about the most hypocritical thing you've ever heard?
Feb 3 2013 6:19PM
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BeefiestExpert
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LOL thats funny nice joke.
Feb 3 2013 6:20PM
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Rafiki
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coka cola = cocka cola
Feb 3 2013 6:20PM
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987321654hgfd
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I think the only way they could be a solution would be to cease sales of everything except their water.
Feb 3 2013 6:21PM
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lineskier10
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they are just gonna put cocaine back in coke so everyone will get addicted and stop eating and become rail-thin coke-heads
Feb 3 2013 6:22PM
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.AR6rider.
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Well, duuhhh. Caffeine is an appetite suppressant, bro. Drink more Coke, eat less food. It's simple. Obesity defeated.
Feb 3 2013 6:22PM
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BeefiestExpert
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What about aspartame? Death of brain cells and serious side effects if having too much amounts of it. So drink diet coke everyday.
Feb 3 2013 6:29PM
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accualyisdolan
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Might actually work. I think if coke started putting a little bit of coke back in their coke it would be an awesome beverage. They would take redbulls cake for sure
Feb 3 2013 6:31PM
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freestyler540
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Im sure this ad will only be aired in the US. the rest of the world knows soft drinks are contributing factors to obesity. The best thing they can do is go out of business with pepsi.
Feb 3 2013 6:50PM
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corona
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did anyone see them during the super bowl?
Feb 3 2013 9:51PM
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chicken
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I would drink coke if they put real sugar back into it.

Actually I probably still wouldn't.
Feb 4 2013 10:58AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Dr. Pepper is better.
Feb 4 2013 11:00AM
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HWW
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wtf are you all talking about?
coca cola does not make you fat.
drink only coke for one month,
eat nothing,
then post here.
you will not be fat.
Feb 4 2013 11:00AM
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Stickity
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you will also have scurvy but that's irrelevant
Feb 4 2013 11:03AM
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Spinoza
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Yeah and McDonald's has that campaign for their food being good for you / "100% real".
I guess lying is just allowed these days
Feb 4 2013 11:26AM
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shocker611
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McDonalds is actually is somewhat legit about being up-front about where they get their food, and you would actually be surprised where they get it from
Feb 4 2013 12:48PM
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HWW
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how is that lying?
their food is real.
their burgers are made of cows, pigs and shit.
their chicken nuggets are made of beaks, feet and ground up chicken.
it's all real though.
Feb 4 2013 12:51PM
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BlackCupid
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Coca Cola has less calories and less fat than milk. We should ban milk and force everybody to drink coke.
Feb 4 2013 12:52PM
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HWW
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water has less calories than coca cola. does that mean we should ban coca cola? where the fuck is your logic?
Feb 4 2013 12:54PM
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2_fadez
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Its a fucking corporation; one of the biggest in the world. They care about their public relations, and realize they can still benefit because no matter what, peeps will always drink Coke. If they can market new products like coke zero, or even other ones like vitamin water or dasani, they will still make bank. Its not like coca cola is getting any worse for you, they just want to give you the option to drink something healthier if you want to make a change, while still filling their pockets.
Feb 4 2013 12:54PM
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shocker611
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thats actually not true either. All of their chicken is breast meat, all of their beef is beef, all of their pork is pork. They don't mix and match at all. They have a huge Q&A on their website with all of the information that has been verified multiple times
Feb 4 2013 12:55PM
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HWW
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i think you missed my point. they still aren't lying.
Feb 4 2013 12:56PM
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BlackCupid
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Where the fuck is the logic of anybody who lobbies for the prohibition of any substance?
Feb 4 2013 1:01PM
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theschneidler
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Aspartame isn't in normal coke you fiend, only in diet.
Feb 4 2013 1:13PM
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