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Fuck my Job.

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Raz.
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My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single fucking day. Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
Jan 30 2013 2:26PM
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1337
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inb4 scooby doo
Jan 30 2013 2:27PM
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theBearJew
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its funny cause I actually hate my job and I am not a scooby doo character.
Jan 30 2013 2:29PM
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CheddarJack
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Uhhhhhh why...?
Jan 30 2013 2:29PM
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steezysteeze
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Although this is copypasta, it is great.
Jan 30 2013 2:30PM
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TRAP_CHEF
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Jan 30 2013 2:30PM
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HWW
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Click for larger imageOP
Jan 30 2013 2:30PM
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grown-ninja
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dont really see the point to this thread
Jan 30 2013 2:30PM
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1337
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i posted this before I read the whole thing
Jan 30 2013 2:31PM
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1337
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aka in my head i was like inb4 this turns into scooby doo
Jan 30 2013 2:31PM
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elemeno89
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like this guy?
Jan 30 2013 2:36PM
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pmw
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sick havent seen this 50 times before....
Jan 30 2013 2:37PM
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Mag
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If you're going to steal a joke at least state the source...
Jan 30 2013 2:48PM
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freestyler540
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This one again?
Jan 30 2013 2:51PM
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CheddarJack
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Haha well in that case... Impressive.
Jan 30 2013 4:02PM
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eheath
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Jan 30 2013 4:17PM
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Huck_Norris
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This is pretty much every hot girl ever fwiw. 

Jan 30 2013 4:19PM
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JWeinstock
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at first i lold

and then i was like "what"
Jan 30 2013 4:20PM
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snwbrdmilf
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lies
Jan 30 2013 4:22PM
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crab_pretzel
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ha i really did not pick up on that til the end
Jan 30 2013 5:27PM
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987321654hgfd
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I actually do hate my job and the worst part is I can't really quit.
Jan 30 2013 6:04PM
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1337
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aren't you in the military?
Jan 30 2013 6:19PM
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987321654hgfd
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Precisely hahaha
Jan 30 2013 6:20PM
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1337
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and didn't you make a huge deal about how awesome it was going to be...
Jan 30 2013 6:20PM
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987321654hgfd
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Not that I remember. I've been in for almost 3 years now so if I did that was a while ago. It's a love hate thing though I'm almost done.
Jan 30 2013 6:21PM
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Juicy-J
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Jan 30 2013 6:23PM
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TheRightCoast
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what branch of the military? jw
Jan 30 2013 6:29PM
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alex=
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You got me bad
Jan 30 2013 11:12PM
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Inline.
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I too, browse reddit.
Jan 30 2013 11:43PM
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2_fadez
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Repost
Jan 31 2013 12:08AM
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ChungBol
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Haha dam u got a creative mind if tht the first thing u think of...deadass
Jan 31 2013 12:09AM
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whoa-dere
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eheath
Jan 31 2013 12:20AM
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SkierPT
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I chuckled
Jan 31 2013 12:25AM
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*ninja*
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haha
Jan 31 2013 12:32AM
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Peter.
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copy pasta
Jan 31 2013 12:34AM
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BaileyB
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Jan 31 2013 12:52AM
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