I'm looking at getting a North Face Gonzo Jacket, but North Face does their sizing weird in that they only tell the sleeve lengths and the width measurements of their jackets. To anyone that owns a Gonzo from 2013 in XL or XL-Long, could you measure the zipper length for me? I just want to have an idea of how it'll fit on me before I order it.
"What you are feeling is a base burn. The toilet bowl cleaner probably has a really high pH , and therefore must be neutralized with an acid that has a really low pH. So basically, you just need to stuff your asshole with the most acidic shit you can find, battery acid, sulfuric acid, nitric acid, whatever you can get your hands on. its gonna be a chemical showdown in your asshole today my friend."