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Schmuck Lap The X

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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
PETITION

Newschoolers,
it's that time again.

The infamous X Games are upon us, and we have already seen the great, the one and only, the best of the best - our favourite - Jeff Schmuck getting behind the lens with some of the pros at Aspen, Colorado to bring us the first episode of what we love most: Behind the scenes footage. (Many thanks e.heath!)

Now I am informing you that this petition will surely deliver, but only if you sign it. We want to see Schmuck do one hot lap of the slopestyle course at the 2013 X Games!!

I'm sure he can get it down, even at his honourable age of 32; he has a great physique, the confidence of a dragon crossbred with a hungry pack of lions, the mentality of a kamikaze pilot when he wants it, arguably the best job in the world, and some killer-ass goggles.

Signed
Cpt.Cockneck

25th January 2013
Jan 25 2013 6:24AM
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MaxBerkowitz
Posts: 440 - Karma: 2,611
send it schmuck!
signed.
Jan 25 2013 11:23AM
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steezyshit
Posts: 785 - Karma: 1,341
Signed !
Jan 25 2013 11:23AM
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schmuck
Posts: 1974 - Karma: 53,159
hahaha, that sounds like a lot more realistic option, but above all else, there's no way ESPN would even let me on the course, as only athletes are allowed to go down it.



Jan 25 2013 11:27AM
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oil.
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,254
can schmuck even double?
all jokes aside, ill sign
Jan 25 2013 11:28AM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
i'm sure someone will lend you their bib or something!

signed btw
Jan 25 2013 11:30AM
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AndrewGravesSV
Posts: 3068 - Karma: 14,906
signed
Jan 25 2013 11:45AM
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cr1080cbr
Posts: 92 - Karma: -10
Signed!
Jan 25 2013 11:47AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
signed
Jan 25 2013 11:52AM
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mklammer
Posts: 388 - Karma: 610
you should try it in russia.. very popular there and they have the longest and steepest runs for this
Jan 25 2013 11:52AM
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mklammer
Posts: 388 - Karma: 610
and signed ;)
Jan 25 2013 11:52AM
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wintersway
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signed
Jan 25 2013 11:53AM
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Flowsi
Posts: 26 - Karma: 50
Signed!
Jan 25 2013 11:54AM
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mosil
Posts: 1 - Karma: 36
Signed
Jan 25 2013 11:56AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
Signed
Jan 25 2013 12:02PM
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NikOtiN
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 222
Signed
Jan 25 2013 12:02PM
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deet
Posts: 246 - Karma: 665
Signed!
Jan 25 2013 12:09PM
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flying-ninja
Posts: 46 - Karma: 20
SIGNED
Jan 25 2013 12:09PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
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Our hero Schmuck has opted out, so here is a photograph I took of him before he entered old age, throwing down a dub 1260.
Jan 25 2013 12:14PM
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TheMajesticLife
Posts: 940 - Karma: 495
Signed
Jan 25 2013 12:18PM
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Kapital
Posts: 503 - Karma: 32
Signed
Jan 25 2013 12:25PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13046 - Karma: 18,293
YES MAKE IT HAPPEN!
Signed!
Jan 25 2013 12:33PM
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SKI.ING
Posts: 2695 - Karma: 2,535
I'm in. Signed
Jan 25 2013 12:46PM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
Absolutely not. Schmuckles would die.
Jan 25 2013 12:48PM
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skiRay
Posts: 7558 - Karma: 926
signed.
Jan 25 2013 12:49PM
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One.2
Posts: 674 - Karma: 3,310
Signed
Jan 25 2013 12:55PM
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Randy_Marsh
Posts: 253 - Karma: 35
If Schmuck can't do it, then eheath should.
Jan 25 2013 1:00PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
i second this, although i doubt he has time in between filming and parties.
Jan 25 2013 1:01PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
Like have him chug a boot tonight, fresh off an athlete's foot?

Ideally within view of a live ESPN camera... maybe just for the next behind the scenes?
Jan 25 2013 1:01PM
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drflite
Posts: 4 - Karma: 10
SIGNED!
Jan 25 2013 1:04PM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,483
Signed
Jan 25 2013 1:05PM
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Casey
Posts: 7786 - Karma: 23,466
I think what Jeff is trying to say is we dont have enough signatures yet. He drives a hard bargain
Jan 25 2013 1:06PM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,483
fuck i didn't see the post saying he couldn't do it
Jan 25 2013 1:07PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
and we're on the homepage !
Jan 25 2013 1:09PM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
Signed.
Jan 25 2013 1:13PM
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Rossitron
Posts: 55 - Karma: 19
signed
Jan 25 2013 1:14PM
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PG_EDA
Posts: 472 - Karma: 786
Signed! Something truely epic shall come of this!
Jan 25 2013 1:22PM
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SacZiplock
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 513
Signed for sure
Jan 25 2013 1:24PM
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flatspinner
Posts: 2701 - Karma: 536
If I remember correctly, during warm-ups athletes have friends film them all the time. This is your window of opportunity Jeff.

Signature
Jan 25 2013 1:25PM
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BigBlue
Posts: 8 - Karma: 13
ill sign it
Jan 25 2013 1:31PM
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pastysmasher
Posts: 780 - Karma: 664
signed
Jan 25 2013 1:37PM
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Granby_killdozer
Posts: 2298 - Karma: -11,017
Signed
Jan 25 2013 1:40PM
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cheezeNbacon
Posts: 341 - Karma: 145
signed.. ...no pressure
Jan 25 2013 2:14PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
you wont do it. pussy.
Jan 25 2013 2:23PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
DO IT YA FUCKIN PUSSY.
Jan 25 2013 2:28PM
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*stew
Posts: 488 - Karma: 124
signed lol
Jan 25 2013 2:30PM
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I.B
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signed
Jan 25 2013 2:35PM
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animeallstar
Posts: 835 - Karma: 1,245
fucking signed
Jan 25 2013 2:39PM
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Fluttershy
Posts: 586 - Karma: 763
4 pages in 8 hours. not bad

signed
Jan 25 2013 2:44PM
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speedin
Posts: 731 - Karma: 131
signed. lol
Jan 25 2013 2:45PM
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KRAMPUSNTROLLZ
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signed

Jan 25 2013 2:47PM
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