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The "I'm not very good at this sport" Confession Thread

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03gade
Posts: 856 - Karma: 3,263
So I've been doing freestyle for 4 years. Everyone loves to talk about how good they are with these "edits" and things. I''m here to admit, to all of newschoolers that I suckkk. I don't really mind cause I'm still having fun, but its been 4 years and I only do 360s, off of 20 ft jumps max. And rail tricks, forget about it. FS 270 is about as far as I get.

I KNOW I'm not alone. This is safe place to admit your suckage.
Jan 24 2013 9:30PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
I should have signed this thread back in 1999
Nov 11 2013 5:19PM
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gcalex5
Posts: 2 - Karma: 19
By all regards I also suck the most I've ever gotten the balls to do is a 360 and 270 on rails.....the sad part is that took me 3 years to learn
Nov 11 2013 5:20PM
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lgski
Posts: 1832 - Karma: 2,291
wow you guys all suck...
Nov 11 2013 5:25PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
i wish i had learned not to care about how good I was sooner in life haha but im at the point where I'm good enough to go out and hit everything in the park and have fun. i gave up on learning new tricks and now i focus on making the ones I know just look cooler.

ill do 3s off any jump and rodeo smaller stuff (
Nov 11 2013 5:29PM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,581
That tldr is so sad :(
Nov 11 2013 9:30PM
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flyingsqirrel3
Posts: 91 - Karma: 305
Well I've never hit a jump over like 8 ft.  mostly because I've never had the opportunity but IDK if i'd have the guts...
Nov 11 2013 10:37PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
First day back on snow after watching edits all summer and going like "oh I'm totally gonna do that this winter."

lol nope
Nov 11 2013 11:17PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
Also tfw no gf :(
Nov 12 2013 12:06AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,417
I snowboard

the largest I have ever gone is 40 ft straight air, never flipped, corked, bio, or even 5ed.

The most I can do is a 3 on a small jump under 15 ft

I can 2 on ground height boxes sometimes.

I suck
Nov 12 2013 11:20AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,417
Lost it at social situations
Nov 12 2013 11:28AM
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wameron
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 1,220
I live on the east coast and go to college in South Carolina so thats my excuse, but I'm shit at park skiing. Ive got 3s pretty locked and I can 2 out of boxs, but Im fine with that because Ill still hit most cliffs.

All that being said, I am really good at shredsauce and was really good at Jibbin

Come to think of it half of the people on this site now probably dont know what Jibbin is
Nov 12 2013 10:05PM
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iH8pow
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 7,211
I haven't progressed at all since college. My goal is just to keep doing what I've been able to do before. I'll only get mad at myself if I bitch out of something I've been fully capable of before (like backflips, haven't done one in 3 years as well). Some of the best park skiers I grew up with no longer do it at all. Nothing at all wrong with moving on and getting into new things, but the way I see it every year I motivated and well enough to keep skiing park is reason enough to be content. No reason to get yourself hurt and not be able to work, only a handful of people on this site if that will ever make enough money to legitimately live off of skiing professionally.

Nov 12 2013 10:35PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,158
I can't even do a 180 because my skis eject on takeoff....
Nov 13 2013 12:41PM
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Skierra69
Posts: 14 - Karma: 151
I've been skiing since I was 3 years old and all I have to show for it is going fast on groomers. Park? forget about it. Big mountain? doable but scary af. Couldn't land a 3 if my life depended on it....
Nov 13 2013 12:50PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,158
inb4 thirsty skiers say they will teach you
Nov 13 2013 12:53PM
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aaronec
Posts: 37 - Karma: 148
I've done frontflips and can bindsoul all day, but just recently learned switchups and I can't 540.
Nov 13 2013 1:33PM
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percs
Posts: 2223 - Karma: 5,780
I feel opposite. I Can 3 on 25+ jumps but cant really hit a rail
Nov 13 2013 1:42PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Can't do rails. Barely have 3's down on jumps.

I'll hit any jump though, just wont spin.
Nov 13 2013 1:44PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4702 - Karma: 8,727
Injuries have sorta shat on any confidence I had, which wasn't much to begin with.. So yeah. I pretty much blow at park. When you do this shit hitting a rail it doesn't exactly inspire you to try new tricks: Click for larger image
Nov 13 2013 6:30PM
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HaydenLaBrie
Posts: 563 - Karma: 397
shut up bro
Nov 13 2013 6:41PM
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Vintage
Posts: 60 - Karma: 147
yup i suck, and yet i spend the little money i make on new ski stuff.... cause i love skiing so much...ill get better someday hopefully and do my gear proud
Nov 13 2013 7:18PM
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Woodhouse
Posts: 390 - Karma: 160
Can't flip. I've been telling myself to do it for too long.
Nov 13 2013 7:21PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
180s and straight slides that's all I need
Nov 13 2013 11:09PM
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CaptainSlow
Posts: 717 - Karma: 929
floaty 3's and slides, all I need to be happy in this life.
Nov 13 2013 11:15PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
i don't think i could fuck my shit up that bad if i went through a wood chipper
Nov 13 2013 11:58PM
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YungEz
Posts: 62 - Karma: 4,828
I can quad cork 1980 Ive only been skiing once :(
Nov 14 2013 12:08AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,158
I can double, rodeo 7, and cork 10 on tramp. Am scared to 360 on snow. FML
Nov 14 2013 3:08PM
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thedanimal
Posts: 490 - Karma: 180
I suck, i tore my right mcl and then one year later i sprained it (both times on jumps) after that ive been freaked out about doing the smallest spins of jumps. ive practically given up on my jumping game. my rail game is creative, but max 2s on and off. ive been skiing park for one an a half years. But im having fun so it doesn't matter
Nov 14 2013 3:27PM
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powerslide
Posts: 570 - Karma: 273
I'm Old and I suck. I feel like a washed out wannabe when I get in the park - but I get a fantastic feeling skiing with my kids
Nov 14 2013 3:45PM
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rsvp
Posts: 1516 - Karma: 2,611
fuck yall I've been skiing since I was 2 and I still can't spin above a 3
Nov 14 2013 11:02PM
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seanahue.
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 3,368
Used to ski at Meadows/Tline, thought I was pretty damn good.

Ski at PCMR now, can do more stuff, don't feel half as boss as I used to.

Humble pie tastes like shit.
Nov 14 2013 11:42PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
I have a similar circumstance. I've now got 7 years of powder, groomer, and mogul skiing under my belt, as well as being able to front, back, and sideflip on tramp and spin up to 9 on tramp. But this will be my first year of park. I'm a little intimidated, but I think I'll progress fairly quickly due to the fact that I already know how to ski (unlike many kids in the park), and control my body in the air from trampoline. I'm just out there to have fun in any case, so any "progression" will just be an added bonus!
Nov 15 2013 12:11AM
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DaffyDaDak
Posts: 864 - Karma: 433
Got every rail trick in the book but my biggest throw on a jump is a 3..
Nov 15 2013 12:59AM
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Scotty_Boy
Posts: 777 - Karma: 1,449
I can 5 :| probably most stylish trick I can do is nose butter 3 since I'm the only one at home mountain that does em

/pathetic claim
Nov 15 2013 1:22AM
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Kimbo~Slice
Posts: 522 - Karma: 194
Y'all can speak for yourselves I'm a goddamn baller y'all feel me

GODDAMN BALLER YO

YO I'M SUCH A BALLER I CAN POP 5s AND I LISTEN TO MILEY FUCKING CYRUS AND DRAKE AND EMINEM BECAUSE THEY'RE LEGIT Y'ALL OH YEAH AND MOTHERFUCKING LORDE TOO THAT BITCH CAN SUCK A FAT FINGER Y'ALL
Nov 21 2013 12:31PM
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AlexFogo85
Posts: 572 - Karma: 7,471
This will be my 3rd season in the park. I can spin a lot, okay with rails, but I cannot grab for the life of me. I just don't understand how
Nov 21 2013 1:04PM
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Meeds
Posts: 73 - Karma: 335
I'm not so great, but i love the style and culture of it all so i just keep doin what im doin
Nov 21 2013 1:05PM
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t.dough
Posts: 413 - Karma: 1,090
Next time I'm in the park I'm going to pick a rail and wreck myself over and over until I eventually scare my body into doing it right.
Nov 21 2013 1:10PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
I don't even know what exactly a K-Fed entails
Nov 21 2013 1:18PM
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GiganticCircle
Posts: 82 - Karma: -337
Is anyone impressed I hit a box on day two?
Nov 21 2013 1:20PM
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Kimbo~Slice
Posts: 522 - Karma: 194
IF IT'S STILL DAY TWO NOW BABY CONGRATS.

GOT MILK?
Nov 21 2013 1:30PM
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GiganticCircle
Posts: 82 - Karma: -337
I grew up a bit :(.. SEASON TWO!
Nov 21 2013 1:32PM
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FuckitHuckit
Posts: 125 - Karma: 653
It's my first year, trying to land my first three. Am comfortable at riding switch but don't have the balls to land switch. Can hit rails and boxes but no tricks or spins off of them. Getting better though hopefully I progress alot
Nov 26 2013 7:21PM
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03gade
Posts: 856 - Karma: 3,263
grabs are easily the most underestimated thing in skiing, its so difficult, it throws you body off alot trying to do anything but a safety. This is something I am coming to realize so far this season.

On another note, I finally started hitting rails once I realized I am fat as hell and need about 30% more speed then the average person who cuts me off in order to pop and turn 90 to get on the rail.
Jan 11 2014 3:44PM
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Wizerd
Posts: 908 - Karma: 6,694
I suck, I only do 3s off jumps and 2s out of rails. But I think its justified because this is my beginning of my second season ever skiing and also 2nd park skiing
Jan 11 2014 5:40PM
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Superduploman
Posts: 227 - Karma: 505
Been freestyle skiing for two years, 10 years racing prior to that. I can do 3s on small kickers only, grabs on medium stepdowns, and some very basic box rails with maybe one switch
Jan 11 2014 6:01PM
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GeorgeL98
Posts: 13 - Karma: 214
I've been skiing since I was 2 but started becoming more of a park skier in 6th grade when i was 12. im now 15 and have only just now started to kinda grow balls and hit the features ive been envying other people hitting, I have even gotten myself a few small sponsors, its all about fun and progression
Jan 11 2014 7:28PM
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J_Steez
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 4,070
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH7GfOpC010
Jan 11 2014 7:51PM
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Dode
Posts: 349 - Karma: 1,052
This is my first season skiing I can front 2 on occasion and front swap on occasion as well I can do 180's and have done one with a safety once.. I suck quite bad.. I feel especially bad because I ski with kids who can super fed and do flips and stuff
Jan 11 2014 8:07PM
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