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Fuck North Korea

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danderson.
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From CNN:

"BREAKING NEWS: North Korea said Thursday that it plans to carry out a "high-level nuclear test" and further long-range rocket launches, all of which it said are "aimed at the U.S." http://on.cnn.com/QZYZDc"

I understand that this happens pretty much monthly, but I'm sick of these communist fucks.
Jan 23 2013 11:07PM
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RimJobber
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I say we nuke them first. Nothing like a preemptive strike
Jan 23 2013 11:10PM
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Z-PAULY.
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Straight up. Like why us though? Why do they have to hate just us.
Jan 23 2013 11:15PM
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Steve-Brown
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they would just be korea if we wouldn't have done anythign in the 50's
they would've kicked the shit out of south korea.
but the us stepped in and equaled it out, kinda like Vietnam, but vietnam is a lot more chill with us now haha
north korea is still holdin that grudge is all
Jan 23 2013 11:17PM
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B_K
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yea they would be one korea..one giant big communist fuck filled korea...and personally id rather not have that. 'merica
Jan 23 2013 11:20PM
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RimJobber
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Jan 23 2013 11:23PM
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.Rybak.
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Here in 'merica we dont make tactical errors, we make tactical nukes.
Jan 23 2013 11:25PM
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RimJobber
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We dont take no shit from no commie bastards
Jan 23 2013 11:26PM
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.Rybak.
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Hell yeah *spits* 'merica
Jan 23 2013 11:28PM
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crab_pretzel
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i second this. petition officially started!
Jan 23 2013 11:28PM
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RimJobber
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Just like we should in the Middle East
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Jan 23 2013 11:30PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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knock knock motherfuckers
Jan 23 2013 11:35PM
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Z-PAULY.
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Yes I know but what was the big deal with them taking over South Korea and everything. Like why did they do that? Did they have a reason or they just wanted to be more powerful? And then we steppe in and helped out and they went back to their area and won't let anyone in anymore... BUT what was with all that shit about the google owners going in and talking "economy" and shit to them? I don't know. It just seemed as if they were getting a little better but then they launched their so called "space program" (but we knew pretty much for neuclear purposes) and everything went shit again. Why didn't we just shoot down the space rocket or whatever down?
Jan 23 2013 11:38PM
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volvotom
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Chances are the rocket fails at some point in flight; the North Koreans push limits with this type of stuff all the time. When they actually attack another country the world will get involved, but until then we'll stay out of it.
Jan 23 2013 11:42PM
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Dr.Dro
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North korea is the biggest troll. We shouldn't even worry. Their rockets have trouble lifting off the damn ground let alone their chance of hitting a target is on a whole other level of shit. If I was in North korea I would be worried. They still shouldn't be testing that shit because they will potentially fuck up and something bad will happen. No where near the US though. China, South Korea, or Japan may need to be a little cautious.
Jan 23 2013 11:53PM
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Z-PAULY.
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Thank you sir. +€
Jan 23 2013 11:59PM
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lands11
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Not even worried. If they ever even managed to succeed at shooting a missile at us, that had any chance of making it, we would shoot it down before it got very far. Then they would be more fucked than they could ever imagine. We wouldn't even need to use a nuke, we would just blow the shit out of their country with other huge bombs. We would even be able to use our Navy, so they would be so unbelievable screwed.
Jan 24 2013 12:11AM
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ChungBol
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I got a Nuke at my crib we can use to blow up North Korea .... Who's in ???
Jan 24 2013 12:15AM
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RimJobber
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Im down, all we need is an RC plane, right??
Jan 24 2013 12:16AM
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El_Barto.
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you got it all wrong guy...its just a weather balloon
Jan 24 2013 12:19AM
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jet_
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I feel so threatened right now.

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Jan 24 2013 12:50AM
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roddy116
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lulz
Jan 24 2013 8:09AM
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Matt_Rossi
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Watch the Vice Magazine Documentary on it, shits crazy there http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24R8JObNNQ4 I recommend watching all 3 parts, its truly crazy
Jan 24 2013 8:09AM
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Mr.Sloth
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I say we tactically insert AR6rider into the capital, and let him systematically lower the self esteem of every high ranking North Korean official, until they are rendered harmless.
Jan 24 2013 8:12AM
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B.Aussie
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I've watched them before pretty intense.
Jan 24 2013 8:28AM
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GayWolf420
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Eh it's not like we got stock piles of them and are ready to level any country like best Korea.
Jan 24 2013 8:51AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I don't believe we would ever use a nuke on any country because I would like to believe the U.S. (and hopefully most of the other countries that have nukes) understand the implications of a nuclear war.
Jan 24 2013 9:07AM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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could work
Jan 24 2013 9:17AM
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Campeador
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The Chinese were already involved before MacArthur attempted to push into China, they became involved as soon as the US crossed the 38th parallel. If Truman hadn't been such a coward, MacArthur would've succeeded in destroying China's ability to supply its forces in North Korea. It was the dismissal of MacArthur by a weak president that led to the stalemate.
Jan 24 2013 9:50AM
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GayWolf420
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But in the event of and if we do just so happen to, I feel like we could. But yes, I do agree as well that it would open a Pandora's box of shit.
Jan 24 2013 3:02PM
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yuck
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yes what a comforting thought: the united states, along with many other world powers, posses the ability to completely decimate any amount of the earth the choose, if not the entire thing.

humanity is forever safe.
Jan 24 2013 3:16PM
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No_Dub
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Im confident AR6rider is that caliber of a dick
Jan 24 2013 3:35PM
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DubV134
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what do you know about the caliber of his dick?

Jan 24 2013 3:37PM
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Dobies.
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I can't wait till some assdick on here starts defending/justifying North Korea. Only a matter time.
Jan 24 2013 3:41PM
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Jeebus.
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I am pretty sure it is because their dicks are so much smaller than our american dicks, and therefore they feel inferior to us.
Jan 24 2013 3:53PM
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_____alfredo____
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not enough people understand this...
Jan 24 2013 4:02PM
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Dobies.
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Jan 24 2013 4:03PM
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Jeebus.
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Jan 24 2013 5:04PM
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Phil-X-
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I feel like every time they test the long range rockets we have a drone shoot it out of the sky to make them look like dumbasses
Jan 24 2013 5:59PM
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2_fadez
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hahaha


https://www.newschoolers.com/readnews/36873.0/KOREA-Day4---
Jan 24 2013 6:07PM
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Stickity
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if not, we should like a tall kid slamming down every shot a short kid takes when playing basketball in gym class
Jan 24 2013 6:08PM
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freestyler540
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Meh, the end of the world can happen. No one is going to touch me here in the mountains
Jan 24 2013 7:01PM
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Puns
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No we should not nuke north korea

America already owns the world, and trust me, that soldier up there knocking on the door does not represent democracy most likely
Jan 24 2013 7:10PM
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jet_
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I'm not so much concerned about North Korea itself, just that an attempted bombing could rile up the other anti-American powers in the world and start a serious conflict... nuclear war is bad
Jan 24 2013 7:44PM
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Lick
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if they even shot a "long-range" missle anywhere is our direction it would be out of the air before they could say "Na-jung-e bwae-yo!"
Jan 24 2013 7:48PM
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Phil-X-
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Literally... our military power is so fuckin sick (and we dont even know the half of it). Im not scared 1% that they have nukes, that shit wouldnt even get half way to our coast
Jan 24 2013 8:53PM
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207
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What scares me is BO is appeasing these fuckers all the way through apparently he didn't take 9th grade history and learned what happened when Chamberlain appeased Hitler...

We're fucked.
Jan 24 2013 8:55PM
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Puns
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wow, fuck yeah america is actually a thing
Jan 24 2013 8:55PM
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RagingBuffalo
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Well, yeah, but if it was like that, we could bomb
them..
Jan 24 2013 8:57PM
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PhilboydStudge
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That is so drastically, unbelievably different a situation than this one. I hope you're kidding..


As for people talking about using nukes, do people really not realize that a nuclear war would end the world? Just a thought
Jan 24 2013 9:06PM
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PJS.
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ARE YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC

GOOD FUCKING GOD

THAT MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER

WE HAVE BEEN GIVING THEM FOREIGN AID SINCE '97, I.E. WAY BEFORE OBAMA HAS BEEN IN OFFICE

YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NORTH KOREA AT ALL IF YOU THINK FOR EVEN A SECOND THEY POSE A THREAT TO ANYTHING BUT THEMSELVES.

NK IS ALSO NOT TRYING TO ANNEX ENTIRE COUNTRIES LIKE GERMANY WAS

GOOD GOD THAT POST LITERALLY GAVE ME INCURABLE DISEASES BECAUSE OF HOW STUPID IT WAS

FUCK
Jan 24 2013 9:19PM
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