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Aha Douchebags still play soccer

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.Apex.
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http://soccernet.espn.go.com/video/espnfc/video/_/id/1310799?cc=5901
Jan 23 2013 8:19PM
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edai
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holy shit thats awesome
Jan 23 2013 8:26PM
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DeRizzo
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What the fuck. This pisses me off so much. There is a ball boy thats being paid to help you and you kick him? I hope he gets fined thousands of dollars if he hasn't already.
Jan 23 2013 8:31PM
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BlackCupid
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That kid is a little shit. First he deliberately tries to fuck with the opposing player, then he fakes hurt. I wish he would get kicked more often.
Jan 23 2013 8:32PM
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james6345789
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What a scumbag. That cocky fucker needs an ass whooping.
Jan 23 2013 8:34PM
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.Duncan.
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Ballboy completely deserved it, but hazard was justified in getting the red, hopefully ball boy doesn't get that job ever again if he's gonna screw up the game.
Jan 23 2013 8:35PM
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james6345789
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yeah, it's always a rare occurrence in soccer for somebody to fake hurt.
Jan 23 2013 8:37PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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haha, even the ball boys are whiny bitches
Jan 23 2013 8:40PM
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ChungBol
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that ballboy either is a good actor or got a really bad rib shot .... either way he's a pussy

Jan 23 2013 8:44PM
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ForrestW
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haha even the ball boys take dives and tear up up in order to create penalties.
Jan 23 2013 8:45PM
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tripnip
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I would act hurt too do you have any idea how much money he could get out of that.
Jan 23 2013 8:46PM
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bangarangmules
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Comes with the territory. What a laughable game.
Jan 23 2013 8:46PM
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clive_bixby
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It was obvious he got kicked. Whether or not the ball boy was stalling ( anyone whom has ever played did this) or not, the player acted completely out of line and completely un professional. I don't give a shit if the ball boy was acting that was stupid of the player
Jan 23 2013 8:52PM
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.AR6rider.
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Welp, you're a fucking idiot.
Jan 23 2013 8:55PM
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Dunnah
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Both the kid and player are idiots /endthread
Jan 23 2013 9:06PM
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Bread_Fish
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He is obviously fuckin stalling and making a scene obviously because time doesnt stop. In our last game this season I got kicked straight in the gut and I had to continue since it was a game.
Jan 23 2013 9:07PM
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Where-am-I
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holy shit thats a bit of an over reaction. i watched that close up several times and that looked like a decent kick to the ribs/stomach. he might have sold it a little bit, but i dont doubt that was painfull. i would be more shocked by a player kicking me if anything
Jan 23 2013 9:09PM
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BlackCupid
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I just wan to put cleats on and jump on that kid's face.
Jan 23 2013 9:12PM
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Anathema
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even the ball boys rive in pain like they were shot after a little tap
Jan 23 2013 9:15PM
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manutdsaol
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Lol I think that kid was trying to stall, but that player is both an asshole and and idiot. How could he think no one would notice when he was in the center of a stadium with 50,000+ people?
Jan 23 2013 9:18PM
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spliff.Life
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didnt seem like he cared all too much
Jan 23 2013 9:20PM
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Aidan-G
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Jan 23 2013 9:22PM
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Laurent.
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Torres would have missed the kid.
Jan 23 2013 9:24PM
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manutdsaol
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Lost it
Jan 23 2013 9:26PM
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timmi
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And the Academy Award goes to...

I saw a ball boy drop down on the ball to stall out the game, and the player try to kick the ball out from under him, graze skin, and then get thrown out for it.
Kids an asshole.
Jan 23 2013 9:29PM
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B.Aussie
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That's pretty funny. Why I go for Chelsea no bullshit haha what an idiot. Were there any legal ramifications?
Jan 23 2013 9:31PM
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Laurent.
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The cunt is a righteous cunt, his tweets before the game:

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Jan 23 2013 9:32PM
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Broook
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Im pretty sure the ballboy kid tweeted before the game that he was going to do that. Kids a little fuck. Deserved to be kicked. Even though Hazard just kicked the ball.
Jan 23 2013 9:32PM
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Chief.
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that kick had some force but it couldnt of hurt that bad...
Jan 23 2013 9:35PM
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MNS
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Kid was stalling for sure and deserved it. That soccer player was an idiot for doing that though, such a irrational and impulsive response.
Jan 23 2013 9:37PM
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1337
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ahahahaha is this the ball boy?
Jan 23 2013 9:38PM
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PJS.
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Well pardon me for thinking that kicking a ball boy in the ribs is kind of bullshit...Never much cared for Chelsea.
Jan 23 2013 9:38PM
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Doug_Gusworthy
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further lessening my opinion of soccer.
Jan 23 2013 9:38PM
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blackmamba.
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righteous
Jan 23 2013 9:39PM
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Big_Spence
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wow, that's downright sad.
Jan 23 2013 9:41PM
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shibby
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ok here to clear shit up.

ball boy posts on twitter before match that he intends to stall the game giving his team an advantage --> not his job to do that, should be fired

carries out his plan --> http://gif.mocksession.com/2013/01/ball-boy-hazard/

Hazard (world class player) kicks the BALL out proof --> http://i.minus.com/iIAIp5HzuacOL.gif (no rib shot)

kid rolls around faking like a huge bitch --> http://i.minus.com/ibgbclFPuHc1Zd.gif

Hazard is sent off + 3 game ban and maybe an aditional fine + ban (some are comparing it to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRDzXV7IgiI which landed Cantona an 8month ban from playing)

Disclaimer: I am a fan of the blue team we lost fair and square, Hazard (the kicker) deserved to be sent off and get the standard 3 match ban. but ball boy should be fired. also, Hazard just turned 22 ball boy almost 18, not a case of child abuse like ive been reading

Jan 23 2013 9:41PM
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PJS.
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On second viewing, the ball boy was clearly stalling. Still a shitty reaction from Hazard however, so I guess that makes it

Hazard: 0
Ball Boy: 0
Football: 0
Humanity: 0

Jan 23 2013 9:42PM
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Laurent.
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Yup, thank the investigative team of the Daily Mail.

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His father is also the club director of Swansea City, and since he is 17 he is actually too old to be a ball kid.
Jan 23 2013 9:43PM
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RickAstley
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Stupid of Hazard but what the fuck was that kid doing? He just flopped onto the ball and tried to keep it from Hazard. He deserved it in my opinion but you're obviously not going to get away with that. The whole situation is stupid.
Jan 23 2013 9:47PM
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Bogs
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yeah...not so much. he's a swansea ballboy/fan and was clearly trying to waste time for his team by taking as long as possible to get the ball to the keeper. he couldn't give two shits about chelsea. obviously hazard over-reacted and shouldn't have done what he did, but the kid was being a prick
Jan 23 2013 9:56PM
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gnarles.
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ehh hazard probably shouldn't of done that but the ball boy was a little bitch and deserved it
Jan 23 2013 10:03PM
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Laurent.
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If you look at this .gif you can see that Hazard barely hit him:
Hazard's only crime is that he didn't hit him hard enough, or in his face.

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Jan 24 2013 11:53AM
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2_fadez
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I'm not saying you're wrong, but its pretty funny seeing all this investigative work and then noticing you have a Chelsea icon.

Kid is a bitch. I mean, look at that haircut
Jan 24 2013 11:59AM
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Laurent.
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Jan 24 2013 12:01PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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god soccer sucks
Jan 24 2013 12:04PM
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dunkaroos
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the only douchebag here is the ball boy. seriously
Jan 24 2013 12:11PM
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[Adventure_Club]
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Wow what a flamer
Jan 24 2013 12:23PM
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JDA
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He got nearly 100,000 followers on twitter overnight!
Jan 24 2013 12:35PM
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2_fadez
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I think I'd rather have followers for being hot like Katherine Webb, rather than getting kicked for acting like a wanker in front of 50,000 people
Jan 24 2013 12:41PM
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theBearJew
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yea he clearly was wasting time and deserved to get pushed but from the other angle it did look like the player gave him a good rib shot. Thought the ball boy flapped around like a fish on the deck, being a little bitch.
Jan 24 2013 12:43PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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made me chuckle
Jan 24 2013 1:11PM
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