you better get a fuck-ton of fireworks
its okay though, even though this is the best part about tuesdays
-"If I were ever a surgeon I would have to resist the temptation of squeezing peoples intestines like a tube of toothpaste"
Me-"I'm never brushing my teeth again"
"This chick asked me about stuff you like, I Couldn't think of anything other than Butts, Boobs, and Skiing"
"what river is this?"
"shut the fuck up river"