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Ever stolen anything from chem lab?

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accualyisdolan
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One time I stole some 18 molar sulfuric acid. At home I dipped the tip if a paper towel in it and the acid ate its way all the way up the paper towel as if it was burning. Also iif I dropped a little bit in the toilets it would fizz really loud and boil for a second. My dad found it and took it away tho.
Jan 20 2013 4:13PM
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JAHpow
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Our highschool was moved to a different building so they were throwing away a bunch of old stuff so they could upgrade to new equipment. I snagged a bunsin(sp?) burner. Not really stealing but whatever.
Jan 20 2013 4:28PM
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whoa-dere
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i took some blue and red dye, put them in separate vials then added some water, then i hid the vials in a drawer. the person that found them would probably think they're poison or some shit haha i was a lil badass in 9th grade
Jan 20 2013 4:31PM
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Wompuscat
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You stole sulfuric acid.... really? That Shits so dangerous if you don't know how to properly handle it. Jesus. While you're at it go steal some cesium and drop it in the toilet too you fucking moron.
Jan 20 2013 4:43PM
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Darth.Maul
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We stole some Silver Nitrate once and did some sketchy henna tattoos.
Jan 20 2013 4:48PM
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Mag
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I'd like to see this.
Jan 20 2013 4:49PM
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El_Barto.
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Erlenmeyer flask. It was a little one and i made a little bong out of it.
Jan 20 2013 4:49PM
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Spinoza
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in high school a fun afterschool activity was throwing our leftover lunch items out the window of the bus, at pedestrians. yoghurt, apples, sandwhiches etc.
well one time a guy stole a couple jars which had fish / sharks with large tumors from the science class. i guess they were for studying or experiments.
so he hit a lady with a shark tumor, that was pretty hilarious
Jan 20 2013 4:51PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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Not really. But geez 18M thats some potent shtick. When i was in highschool we got 1M it was a big deal
Jan 20 2013 4:53PM
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Wompuscat
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Silver nitrate is cool like that, but you can Have a bad reaction to it that like eats away your skin and it raw.
Jan 20 2013 4:54PM
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Wompuscat
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Your saying sulfuric acid isn't dangerous to handle? Jesus high school kids and their lack of chemical knowledge is astounding. And yeah 18M acid is fucking ridiculous. Imagine if you had 18M HF. Spill some of that on your hand and you'd have a baaad evening.
Jan 20 2013 4:57PM
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Darth.Maul
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I spilled 10M HCl on my hand on the back of my finger. By the time I got it washed off (about 15 seconds) It had given me a good chemical burn. It hurt for a good week.
Jan 20 2013 5:04PM
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LoathesRaisins
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I took a piece of dry ice once.
Jan 20 2013 5:06PM
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accualyisdolan
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If you think a hs chem lab would have cesium your a fucking moron. Disposing of h2so4 in the toilet is no environmental problem. It is diluted by the water and becomes completely harmless. And I did know how to properly handle it. Maybe you wouldn't have, but that's you not me, so don't apply your own proclivities on people who are more intelligent than you. :)
Jan 20 2013 5:23PM
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.AR6rider.
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...but the only thing I ever stole from chem lab was like 2 feet of magnesium ribbon, which I then proceeded to light on fire in small chunks and giggle.
Jan 20 2013 5:26PM
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Pikachu.
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This one time i found out I had cancer and I wanted to support my family so I decided to start making meth on the side of my science teacher job. I had to steal a few things like gas masks and beakers. I didn't know how to make meth so I got help from one of my old druggie students, it turned into this whole big deal. Turns out my cancer went away and now my brother in law who is a DEA agent might know that I am the biggest meth cook in the southern USA.
Jan 20 2013 5:33PM
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Pigeon.
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sounds strangely like breaking bad
Jan 20 2013 5:41PM
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.AR6rider.
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Jan 20 2013 5:42PM
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El_Barto.
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my gen chem teacher named his son Adam
Jan 20 2013 5:44PM
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accualyisdolan
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Check your meter jackoff
Jan 20 2013 6:00PM
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Spinoza
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*jerkoff haha
Jan 20 2013 6:03PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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Check your jackoff meter
Jan 20 2013 6:06PM
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SnorkBoard
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His jerkoff meter should be going through the roof


Me and my friend used to take all the stoppers, tubes, and flasks and make intricate bongs, never stole them though
Jan 20 2013 6:11PM
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DrZoidberg
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Are you questioning my recent acquisition of several spectrometers for uv vis, ir, fluoro and X-ray measurements?
Jan 20 2013 6:12PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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It isnt I handle some every thursday from 2-450. But giving it to highschoolers is a lil sketchy i agree.
Jan 20 2013 6:15PM
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freestyler540
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Come on he is in high school, the sulfuric acid must be so diluted you can drink it. High school chemistry teaches you hard chemistry concept, but adapted the experiments for 6 to 8 year old kids.
ON the other hand, bickers look great on library shelves and the balloon bicker is great to get wasted off of.
Jan 20 2013 6:17PM
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Wompuscat
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Yes. You are so much more intelligent than me. I bow to YOUR superior intellect. And yes, I have no idea how to handle chemicals. I'm going to end up killing myself in organic lab this semester. YOU'RE a fucking idiot if you say you know how to properly handle sulfuric acid by dumping it in the toilet.
Jan 20 2013 6:25PM
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Wompuscat
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He said it was 18 molar sulfuric acid. That is not dilute. In fact that is quite potent.
Jan 20 2013 6:28PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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I've never seen you before but so far your winning the title of stupidest doo-doo face that I've ever met
Jan 20 2013 6:29PM
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corona
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cool. what sort of lab has 18M H2SO4 sitting around though? certainly not high school. I remember hearing a story of someone stealing a good number of grams of lithium and flushing it down the toilet at Carlton U and having a bunch of plumbing burst. Dunno if that actually happened though
Jan 20 2013 6:31PM
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.frenchy
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Cool containers for weed. That's it.
Jan 20 2013 6:33PM
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Wompuscat
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Damn. I can't even respond to that. You have bested me good sir.
Jan 20 2013 6:37PM
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CliffyByro
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im sure you've seen this but if not, it's richard hammond from top gear and some other dude throwing alkali metals into a bathtub. well worth watching.



also, to the guy saying throwing 18M H2SO4 into a toilet would make it harmless, well depending how much you put in it would still be harmful. for example, say the toilet holds 1l and he puts 100ml in, thats now 1.8M. it might not be that strong, but thats still some chemickals you really dont want up your butt
Jan 20 2013 6:38PM
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Wompuscat
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That's what I'm saying. Its not hard to handle and if you've taken any chem course in college you know how to. But giving it to high schoolers who decide dumping it in the toilet is a good idea is just ridiculous in my book
Jan 20 2013 6:47PM
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accualyisdolan
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Dumping a little in a toilet is fine, you are a fucking idiot. Go fuck yourself
Jan 20 2013 6:48PM
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accualyisdolan
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I had about 30 ml of it. And a toilet holds about 4 liters
Jan 20 2013 6:51PM
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accualyisdolan
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And flushing adds about another 6 liters. The ending ph would be about that of lemon juice
Jan 20 2013 6:53PM
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corona
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"there is one more reactive metal, Francium, but for some reason they won't let us have any of that"

clearly that guy is an idiot. you can't have any because it's half life is only 20 minutes.
Jan 20 2013 6:53PM
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theabortionator
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Your mom


Yeah it doesn't have to make sense. ZING
Jan 20 2013 6:55PM
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Mag
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Yeah @cliffy I meant if op put it down his toilet.
Jan 20 2013 6:56PM
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accualyisdolan
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Why don't you describe this special knowledge you need for knowing "how to handle it". Just don't be an idiot will work. You must have some ego about your "special" handling skills. Can I have your autograph? You must be pretty badass at handling chemicals. Like varsity
Jan 20 2013 6:57PM
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edai
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I don't know what half life is, nor have I taken HS chem. yet, but i dont think he was trying to be serious...nor is it his job to be educated on the subject.
Jan 20 2013 7:00PM
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Wompuscat
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Yeah its called common sense. And dipping paper towels and pouring it in the toilet doesn't count as common sense.
Jan 20 2013 7:01PM
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ChungBol
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Stole some semen samples once
Jan 20 2013 7:01PM
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chicken
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a bottle of lab ethanol. we almost drank it as well. luckily we chickened out and burned it. This was back in highschool and the ethanol was just your run of the mill stuff that was probably denaturized with methanol.
Jan 20 2013 7:13PM
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CliffyByro
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a kid at my school drank some ethanol, not that much, and was really sick (possibly went to hospital? dunno. he also jizzed on a kids face while he was asleep for a joke, but that's beside the point) so yeah that would have been a silly thing to do. plus drinking methanol makes you go blind
Jan 20 2013 7:18PM
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accualyisdolan
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In some labs you can get non denatured alcohol that you can actually drink. Not too good an idea tho. High proof alcohol isn't too good for you plus I wouldn't trust synthesized alcohol
Jan 20 2013 7:31PM
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Miomo
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Half life is the time it takes for half of the atoms to break down into a more stable element. In other words, a 20 minute half life would mean that half of the atoms break down in 20 minutes, so after 20 minutes, you have 1/2 of the original element, and in 40, you have 1/4. It's how they do carbon dating.
Jan 20 2013 7:37PM
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Caspaaa
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apparently at my school a while ago they were cleaning out the chem supplies. some of them hadn't been used in many many years and had become unstable through dissolving or through contact with air. one of the teachers went to pick up a vial of some highly volatile substance and it blew her hand off......


that is why they now make sure the chemicals aren't left unused for so long at my school
Jan 20 2013 7:42PM
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anti_bunk
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our teacher had this poster that said "carol never wore her safety goggles, now she doesn't need them" and had a picture of this blind girl with a cane.  She was a bitch to us and always made a big deal about how her posters were important to her, especially that one. so we stole it on the last day of school and she started freaking out looking for it but we never gave it back.
Jan 20 2013 7:43PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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you should steal a bunsen burner and use it to light yourself on fire.
Jan 20 2013 7:45PM
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