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she wants to give you an alaskan pipeline : Where someone shits into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.
She wants to give you the Angry Racoon with the left overs from the Alaskan Pipeline.
Angry Racoon: When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of a raccoon. Then you run out of the house, knocking over the trash can on the way out.
so she thought your "what the heck?" meant "what the heck let's do it." and she thought that was a good response. It would be a pretty big turn off for me if i asked a guy i wanted if he wanted to have sex and he said "what the heck! let's do it" haha
on a side note, she's playing both you and your friend. by using your friends phone that is a way of flirting with him. If she didn't want him to see that she asked that and covered it up with "no thats gross" when he looked then she doesn't want him to know that she was hitting on you because she's hitting on him too.
Sounds like she wants affirmation and attention.
even if she doesn't want your friend, she must think he wants her and she doesn't want to lose that attention.
He probably does want her if he lets her grab his phone.
yeah. you're right...girls are usually pretty simple...
I'm also on a desktop!!!!!!!!!!!
She wants a good ol NS pee in the butt : verb. literal - is when your rowdy roddy piper is in a girl's exit hole and you flush out your bladder in her anal cavity. figurative - is just when you see a girl who is kinda busted but you'd bang her anyway.
She wants to give you a Dutch Alarm Clock : Being woken up by your girlfriend as she is giving you a blow job