" He banged 3 Nerd Hunting hot chicks in the bang bus as they fed him french fries"
Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not - David Thorne
ive heard his dad is big in the porn business, has his own production group or something along those line.
and yes, pun intended.
YMR is like 4bi9 with an extra chromosome
Your IQ must be lower then your post count -Olimar
There is a formula you can follow to find your steeze quotient, it's quite simple. Just count up the number of inches of ass exposed by your sagging pants, the number of X's found on your outfit, the number(in millimeters) of goggle sag you have, then the number of guns you carry on you at the hill(these are +5 each). Add that all up and you can put a number to your steeziness! BOOYAH!!!
NS adds before videos are magic, they turn 11 seconds into 11 minutes
"Confucious say, man who go to bed with itchy butt; wake up with smelly finger."
Rest in piece Sarah Burke, Cr Johnson, Shane Mcconkey, Jamie pierre
Mike Rogge: "Why do you think the best skiers in the world come from the east coast?"
Tom Wallisch: "We've ski'd the worst so the best comes easy."
"On the way down - it's awesome." - CR Johnson
My favorite part was when she fed him french fries after he finished on her...
"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long" -skithesprings
Sarah Burke, 1/21/2012
CR Johnson 2/24/10
Shane McConkey 3/26/09
Travis Steeger 2/27/09
RIP, NEVER FORGET
Walk up to her in the halls, BONER. She touches my shoulder, BONER. I hold her hand, BONERRIFIC!- Papa
"That's like saying 'I like Christmas because Santa breaks my legs and kills my cats every year." -Billek
"this is not a ski trip decided on weed, it is a weed to where they have some of the best skiing out there" - cyclo252
"Pretty sure they can stop 35 suburban white kids in tall tees and jiberish." -papa_lanks
"hold on. "checks pulse"
nope. im definitely alive you're just an idiot." -Shark.Pen
"the hardest shit would be understanding what the name of the tricks are they are about to throw, "sw in butter 180 back foot back 2 out" or "stalefish tindy right wobble 9" etc if ya know what i mean" -Wesley.P
"they use different woods for lighter cores in womens skis. so if you have a womanly body (hah ya pussy) then go for it"