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Ideas for messing with a friends car

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rockySMDross
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Today some of my friends chalked and painted my windows. need to get back at them, Any ideas? i will take the one i like most and do it then post a picture
Jan 9 2013 6:48PM
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BE..
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ceram wrap their car.
Jan 9 2013 6:50PM
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CRiP
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pull the oil filter, take the valve cores out of the tires, water the alternator, etc.
Jan 9 2013 6:52PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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cut the belts
Jan 9 2013 6:52PM
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rockySMDross
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already been done to their car before. need something better


Jan 9 2013 6:52PM
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LukasSchroeder
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Put a coke/mentos thibg in their car. But how bad do you want to get them back?
Jan 9 2013 6:52PM
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HenniferLopez
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since it's winter, soak cotton balls in water and cover his car with them. They'll freeze on there and be impossible to remove.
Jan 9 2013 6:53PM
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rockySMDross
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i need to get them back good but nothing that will hurt the car. so nothing too extreme

Jan 9 2013 6:54PM
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RimJobber
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Suck on jolly ranchers and stick them to the windshield
Jan 9 2013 6:54PM
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LukasSchroeder
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Or try egging it and then put flour all over the car? Might not do anything haha. Cotton balls sounds like a good thing
Jan 9 2013 6:55PM
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LukasSchroeder
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Try egging then, something that will take just as ling for them to clean up as it took you
Jan 9 2013 6:57PM
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theschneidler
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Jan 9 2013 6:57PM
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pomme-de-terre
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this is a fucking fantastic idea.



when i was in college i obtained a copy of the key to my buddies acura and used to move it around the parking lot on him. you could try that.
Jan 9 2013 7:00PM
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TropicStorm
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PEE on them rocky!!!!!!!
Jan 9 2013 7:02PM
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YourBoyBlue
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Put a ball of clay in the exhaust pipe
Jan 9 2013 7:02PM
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Petey.
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Bleach in oil tank.
Jan 9 2013 7:10PM
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rockySMDross
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Thats what james said!

Jan 9 2013 7:16PM
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pow314
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put a bunch of flour in his heater vents. when he gets in the car and blasts the heat he'll be covered in flour. totally harmless and pretty damn funny.
Jan 9 2013 7:22PM
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Olimar
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Jan 9 2013 7:22PM
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Cotter
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Jan 9 2013 7:24PM
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BlackCupid
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Rewire his horn so that it's triggered by the brake pedal.
Jan 9 2013 7:24PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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use confeti not flour
Jan 9 2013 7:25PM
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gotti
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at night drop a deuce right on his windshield wipers on a rainy day so he smears his windshield with your steaming pile.
Jan 9 2013 7:25PM
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TropicStorm
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this for sure. chain it to somthing and lock it
Jan 9 2013 7:29PM
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Blake.P
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After it rains (or just dump water on it) cover it in flour. It will becomes pasty and really hard and inconvenient to get off
Jan 9 2013 7:33PM
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Olimar
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you have to give the key to someone to give to someone else and so on so then its really hard for him to get back too. Because then you feel like an ass when he comes to you asking for the key and you dont wanna give it to him but you know you eventually ahve to.
Jan 9 2013 7:33PM
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CheddarJack
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This... It is good. Very good.
Jan 9 2013 7:34PM
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AndyGreen
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don't do it. it may be funny at the time but you will feel like a dick for doing it. unless he fucked with you then by all means do whatever you want.
Jan 9 2013 7:37PM
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Darth.Maul
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This is actually really easy with a jumper wire and access to the underhood fusebox. You just gotta know which prong of the relays to jump together.

(Only cars I've done this on is a 90's Astrovan and 90's Jeep in auto shop back in High School)
Jan 9 2013 7:40PM
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TropicStorm
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read the tread before you talk next time.
Jan 9 2013 7:41PM
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lands11
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If it's front-wheel jack it up and put cinder blocks under it at the perfect height so his tires are just off the ground. When he gets in and tries to go he won't be able to move. If it's rear-wheel do the same thing only to the back wheels. If it's all-wheel/4-wheel do it to the whole car. The trick is to try and make it so he doesn't see the cinder blocks when he gets in. He will be so confused at first. Then when he realizes what happened all he has to do is get the jack out of his car and remove the cinder blocks from under it. If he doesn't have a jack surely someone around him will. It's a fairly harmless prank as long as you do it correctly. You need to make sure his tires are definitely off the ground at least a little.
Jan 9 2013 7:54PM
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NinetyFour
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Last time I did something to a buddy's vehicle, we dug huge pits in front of all fours at school (gravel parking lot) and he got stuck pretty good. Was hilarious.
Jan 9 2013 7:58PM
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theabortionator
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Cut yourself and tell them it's their fault
Jan 9 2013 8:00PM
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Broommasta
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poop in the seat. its actually fuckin hilarious.
Jan 9 2013 8:01PM
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E__
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Or just cinderblock the whole car and steal his tires. Ghetto style.
Jan 9 2013 8:01PM
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most_mint
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I second the cinder block prank. Can be done by using multiple jacks as well. A favorite of mine, if he has a sturdy bumper and a light car, is get 2 other friends to help you, and pick up the car by the back bumper. What you can do, is pivot it in the parking space, until it is touching the cars on either side, so that it is impossible to get out. Or, if it is a standard and unlocked, throw that baby in neutral and start pushin!
Jan 9 2013 8:09PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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cover the ENTIRE car with duct tape then put car soap in his wiper fluid compartment. Lastly connect a chain under his car then connect the chain to a couple cinderblocks, after that put the cinderblocks under his car where he cant see them. When he drives off he'll be dragging a bunch of cinderblocks behind his car.
Jan 9 2013 8:12PM
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lands11
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This just made me think of another one. You are going to need a few others to help you. Chances are it isn't unlocked. Get four dollies, jack each corner up at a time and put a dolly under each wheel. Move it as far away from where it is parked into another parking space in the same parking lot. Take it off the dollies and just leave it there. He will 1.Think it was stolen or 2. Think he is going crazy because he coud have sworn he parked it in the original space.
Jan 9 2013 8:17PM
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grown-ninja
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In college my friend was in love with his gti, we always wanted to put it on blocks in the parking lot, or plastic wrap the hell out of it so no water can get it, build a plywood box around it, and then put his entire car on jello,
Jan 9 2013 8:23PM
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most_mint
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love it.
Jan 9 2013 8:23PM
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profa_212
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I would suggest looking for a hide-a-key first....would make everything much more simple.
Jan 9 2013 8:25PM
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BlackCupid
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Is there anyway to figure which fuse is which without the owner's manual?
Jan 9 2013 8:27PM
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Miomo
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Smear a thick coating of lumpy dog shit on the inside of the door handle so he can't see it. You see where I'm going with this...
Jan 9 2013 8:27PM
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Jakx~
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Or put a number lock on it. With 100 or so combinations on it and the correct one randomly mixed in.
Jan 9 2013 8:32PM
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most_mint
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also, cover all the door handles with shaving cream or something similar. he wont be able to get into the car without a mess.
Jan 9 2013 8:33PM
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CaelW
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In high school my dad and friends picked up this kids car (something like a Chevy tracker) and moved the kids car into the middle of the road or a no parking zone so the kid would get his car towed. Total dick move but I guess the kid was a real jerk or something. Hilarious nonetheless
Jan 9 2013 8:50PM
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BlackieChan
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Jan 9 2013 9:05PM
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youngdtay
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Wrap the complete circumference of the car in duct tape 20-30 times. That would be a pain, especially if you did it around an object.
Jan 9 2013 9:08PM
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alex=
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Really? You're going to tell this retard to blow up his friend and his car?
Jan 9 2013 9:35PM
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MickSwagger
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Paint penii all over his car
Jan 9 2013 9:36PM
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Ski_The_E
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Cut their breaks.
Jan 9 2013 9:38PM
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