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If you French Fry when you are supposed to pizza...

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Laurent.
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...you're gonna have a bad time




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Jan 7 2013 6:53PM
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Amadeus.
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hahahahaha. We may pretend like we hate gapers, but the mountain would be so boring without them.
Jan 7 2013 6:55PM
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Mr_Bump
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a most functional crash barrier indeed
Jan 7 2013 6:56PM
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a_burger
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I love how in the background you can here a 12 year old saying "I TOLD YOU SOOO!
Jan 7 2013 6:59PM
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Sno.
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Jan 7 2013 7:00PM
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doyle.
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^ he didn't want pizza he wanted a french fries with a mouth full of snow
Jan 7 2013 7:05PM
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.Apex.
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^^ ahaha I love how familiar that video feels
Jan 7 2013 7:12PM
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NinetyFour
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Hahaha holy shit. That was fucking hilarious, more or less because of the yelling.
Jan 7 2013 7:12PM
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Peter.
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just zero fucks given
Jan 7 2013 7:19PM
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Darth.Maul
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Nice find OP! Good lols

And the 2nd vid is always a fav. "DO A PIZZA! PIZZA PIZZA PIZZAAAAAAA!!!!"


Jan 7 2013 7:26PM
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Ski_Alot
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hahahaha that made my night
Jan 7 2013 7:27PM
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accualyisdolan
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What a fucking pussy
Jan 7 2013 7:31PM
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Hi.Phi.
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I've never understood why if you didn't know how to truly stop and were gaining to much speed, you wouldn't just fall over to stop anything major happening. Sure it might hurt a little but it is better than hitting a fucking wall. However the little kid is the exception, he cant think that logically.
Jan 7 2013 7:34PM
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accualyisdolan
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Yeah some people are coordinationally retarded
Jan 7 2013 7:37PM
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Big_Spence
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hahahahahah
Jan 7 2013 7:38PM
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Parks.
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haha actually pretty funny
Jan 7 2013 7:39PM
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Chubz.
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thread is full of sooo many lulz
Jan 7 2013 7:41PM
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the-honeypossum
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fdid you see that fuckin wall jumped right out infront of the poor kid?. fuck walls
Jan 7 2013 8:18PM
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Wallisch_pl
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damn, can't stop, lets try to ram the wall...ya that'l go smooth
Jan 7 2013 8:32PM
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andybob
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Lolled hard at the solid 'thud' when the kid hit the wall.
Jan 7 2013 10:01PM
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JWeinstock
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it almost looked like he intended to go straight into the wall haha
Jan 7 2013 10:09PM
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Thadius.Castle
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I love fucking watching crashes like these. But at my local hill I actually watched a teenager break their back when they hit one side of the concrete base of a lift tower, and landed, on their back, on the other side, that was sad/scary to witness.
Jan 7 2013 10:15PM
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ryano
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hahahahaha, oh man.. that was hilarious.


but to the video snobunny posted...if that guy is an instructor.. he is the worst instructor ever.. he could've easily ski'd up behind and grabbed him, that kid was clearly out of control... i've had to do it multiple times in my 5 years of ski instructing.
Jan 7 2013 10:23PM
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scrublife
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Fuck ya op, fuck ya
Jan 7 2013 10:23PM
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nagger
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I didn't understand a word of that shit
Jan 7 2013 10:25PM
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miroz
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Hahahaha it's hilarious that he was screaming the whole time.
Jan 7 2013 10:27PM
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theabortionator
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Somebody should make a gif of that.



I've learned the hard way myself. Never french fry when you're supposed to pizza




NEVERRRRRR
Jan 7 2013 10:28PM
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Lick
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landed straight on my face today trying a cork 9 and have a huge ice burn over my forehead.. it hurts lol
Jan 7 2013 10:28PM
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Leafs2323
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its from an episode of tosh
Jan 7 2013 10:33PM
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Anathema
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when in doubt, SIT BACK ON YOUR SKIS (and pick up more speed!)
Jan 7 2013 10:35PM
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act.resist
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Waaaaaaa oooooooh waaaaaaah ooooooooh!
Jan 7 2013 10:37PM
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theabortionator
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Jan 7 2013 10:39PM
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Jewschoolers
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pretty sure it was his older brother or something
Jan 7 2013 10:45PM
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theabortionator
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Cool story to follow below, don't read it you don't want to


One of the last years I taught like 8 or 9 years ago. WORST LESSON EVER.


So I got 3 kids. The brattiest kids you could have gotten. Before the lesson even started "MOOOOOOOOOOOMM I WANT A SODDAAAAAA" "You have drinks over here "NOOO I WANT A SODDA NOWWWW MOOOOMMMM"

And these kids weren't 3 like they were acting. To make things worse the mom was video taping the whole lesson. I felt like I was going to get sued if anything happened to them. The whole lesson " HELLPPPP MEEEEE" "NO HELLP MEEEEEE"

me me me me me

Get them to learn s turns finally. At the end of the lesson we go up the bunny hill. We were taking it in sections everything was fine. Then the girl decides shes peter fucking pan and decides it's time to fly, goes straight tucking down the hill. Smashed a dude in the back and they both rolled a few times. Dudes on the ground pretty beat up and not really moving.

Right as that happens the GM comes out and starts screaming at me for a couple minutes.


I love teaching but that's the kind of shit that made me stop. The bullshit wasn't worth it. I enjoy helping people learn and teaching people here and there, but fuck doing it as a job. Luckily one of the parks I worked for 3 years had a younger crowd so I was able to teach the kids without having to deal with a lot of bullshit.

Jan 7 2013 10:54PM
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Shukovski
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I was in that hall last year, really wondered why to put so much protection there.

Here';s the anwser.
Jan 8 2013 12:52PM
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Bumblesteeze
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That was hilarious haha
Jan 8 2013 1:05PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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What an idiot.
Jan 10 2013 6:55PM
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