I've got for sale a pair of evercamo crowbars with the persimmon lens, almost brand new, worn 4 times, very minor scratch on the top left of the lens, outside the field of view. I'll also throw in the brown strap for free. Also have a 3XL Maroon LoHi that's been worn about half a dozen times, washed twice, always air dried. In very good condition, no piling anywhere. I'm really looking to sell these, so just make some offers.
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings,
dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter
that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way
trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."
then again, they are kinda slutty, but i dont look at it that way, more like an opportunity that you need to put forth minimal effort to gain the full advantage of