What happens in the 518 stays in the 518
Lol, no way
Now this is the story all about how my sex life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you all about the sexual encounter with my cousin affair In upstate ny born and raised on the intranets is where I spent most of my days Chillin out, maxin, relxin all hood And puffin a blunt of some shit that was good When a sexy young lady that was dressed like a 7 Came into my life and I thought I was in heaven I got in one little fuck and realized my goof When the news came around and I found out the truth I begged and I pleaded that it all was a lie Hoped that it was a dream, or that I just got too high I wanted to hide maybe change my name to paco because I'd just put my wiener in my cousins pink taco First thought, yo this is bad I really fucked my life up and I got pretty sad Is this how all the people of arkansas livin like Hmm, actually this might just be alright Then I logged on a computer and went to ns And when I arrived, I was scared an impressed For before my eyes there was already a thread And I thought to myself, man I wish I was dead I jumped into the thread about 11 or 12 And I yelled to the haters and grabbed some booze from the shelve Looked in the mirror decided I just didn't fucking care And that's my whole story, I guess everything's there.
I actually LOLed which is rare unless I see something involving goofy looking animals or people getting hurt.
- the spanish cat
Everyone has their vice. I have one of the most expensive and elegant real-hair false mustache collections in the Western hemisphere.
- el mexican kitty