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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
What are some of the worst things your pets have chewed?
What did you so to solve the problem?

4 rolls of stamps, ipods(yes, 2), remotes, phone, cords and the wall are the worst my 3 dogs have done. I just keep everything put away to solve but that doesn't always work...

Stories please..
Dec 28 2012 2:53PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
My dog eats her dog food.
Dec 28 2012 2:54PM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 882
my dog once ate most of a 1lb dark chocolate bar and it took so much peroxide before she threw it all up

Dec 28 2012 2:56PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
In the 5th grade my dog ate my brand new Adidas sneakers. They were fucking sick.
Dec 28 2012 2:57PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Four pair of Cashmere socks, two pair of silken socks. They all successfully ended up as excrement.

And she once ruined a pair of brand new goat skin gloves that arrived via the mail...I still love her do.
Dec 28 2012 3:01PM
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Olimar
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I ate my dog.

Dec 28 2012 3:01PM
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ejm
Posts: 794 - Karma: 196
the first day i had my dog(over 10 years ago now) we didn't know how she would react in the house by herself, so we locked her in the basement. Came home after school and she was standing at the door when i came in. Well i guess she doesn't like being locked in the basement cause she ate a hole through the basement door. Can't remeber how it came out, but we somehow found out that her previous owners use to crate her. So the next day she was put in her new crate, came home to find she had pulled apart all off the carpet that she could reach from inside her crate. So on the third day we decided to just let her have run of the house, guess she just doen't like being locked up cause since those first 2 days she has not chewed, scratched, etc. a single thing in my house.
Dec 28 2012 3:03PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
my beef jerky. i was so damn pissed because i was so excited to eat it. i walk in my room and i find the bag torn to shreds. so i made jerky out of the dog.
Dec 28 2012 3:05PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
My dad's girlfriends dog eats toilet paper, gum that I've chewed, food wrappers, toothpaste, dental floss, cereal, chocolate, she tried to eat garlic bread out of the oven while its on. She gets into anything.
Dec 28 2012 3:11PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
My dog killed and ate a bird outside once. Stealthy motherfucker
Dec 28 2012 3:11PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
My expensive shit
Dec 28 2012 3:20PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
My dog ate the foam off of 5 pairs of goggles.
Dec 28 2012 3:22PM
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little1337
Posts: 8159 - Karma: 45,773
socks....
Dec 28 2012 3:22PM
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Stickity
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Dec 28 2012 3:32PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 3,198
When I was a little kid he ate my purple telletubby toy and my bro's stuffed animal of another dog. More recently he ate a few hornets and got stung on his tongue.
Dec 28 2012 3:39PM
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Dwarftosser1
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My awesome paper mache moray eel I made in like 4th grade. I had to tell my teacher my dog ate my homework which was comical.
Dec 28 2012 3:58PM
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SkierX
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Seriously lucky that my dog does not have a yearning to eat strange shit. She won't even eat the cats' food as long as she has food in her bowl.

Her level of self-control is absurdly high for a dog, haha.
Dec 28 2012 4:02PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,940
How do so many people have such poorly trained dogs?
Dec 28 2012 4:05PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
My puppy has eaten over 6 pairs of my nicest panties -.-
Dec 28 2012 4:06PM
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Catbug
Posts: 463 - Karma: 1,027
A phonebook. A bag of M&Ms. A tennis ball. Socks. And a candle.
Dec 28 2012 4:08PM
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yelsel
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haha well played.

i meant mostly the expensive stuff i own. probably shouldve been a bit more descriptive with that, eh

Dec 28 2012 4:09PM
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FLBP
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My dog always raids the cat's litter box.
Dec 28 2012 4:19PM
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tds103
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A whole box of brownie mix, two red velvet cakes, all of my grandma's christmas cookies, and more stuff that I forgot. But w/e my dogs a g
Dec 28 2012 4:20PM
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youngdtay
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Fences, multiple irrigation systems, her dog house, any plants in the backyard. She has effectively turned our backyard into a massive fucking mess in two and a half years.
Dec 28 2012 4:41PM
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accualyisdolan
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You need a doggy beat down-
Dec 28 2012 5:01PM
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jeR.
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The things my dog has puked up... Starfish, seaweed, his own excrement, cat food, a pan of chocolate brownies, multiple pairs of socks, pretty much all of my beloved childhood stuffed animals. Also he once ate an entire family of rabbits, like 8 babies, that was a dark day.
Dec 28 2012 5:28PM
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MilaKunis
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A bag of pistachios, large bag of mnms, 2 cans of Pringles and a large ziplock bag of snickers oodles. This is one small dog.
Dec 28 2012 5:29PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
spoon of salt, within 30 seconds they'll have thrown it up.
Dec 28 2012 5:31PM
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Huck_Norris
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My dog is really mellow and doesn't eat things. 

My ex's dog however, ate anything and everything.  A tempurpedic pillow, a slim jim still in the wrapper, her roommate's dildo, 3/4 of a duraflame log, you name it and this dog ate it.  Sometimes you had no idea and when she was shitting in the morning there would just be all kinds of bright colored things in it's shit lol. 

Dec 28 2012 5:32PM
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Twaddler
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my buddha....statue
Dec 28 2012 5:33PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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My little Yorkie bichon mix ate the head of a bird age caught
Dec 28 2012 5:39PM
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act.resist
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My dogs have never eaten anything of mine, but my friends dog ate my underwear
Dec 28 2012 5:42PM
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Laurent.
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Wise dog, I'd do the same thing.
Dec 28 2012 5:43PM
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Bassage.
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My dog eats my other dogs shit right out of his butthole, not even kidding
Dec 28 2012 6:35PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Well all your poise just went out the fucking window, jeez Lawrence.
Dec 28 2012 7:44PM
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bo0b
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Yeah jeez, train your dogs peasants.
Dec 28 2012 7:49PM
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E__
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My dog had her cast on fro her broken leg and she chewed right through that. $200 down the drain.
Dec 28 2012 7:50PM
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CrotchKiller
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it's not hard......
Dec 28 2012 7:56PM
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clive_bixby
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I'm really hard
Dec 28 2012 8:03PM
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Petey.
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That just means your vagina smells nice. Feel pleased!
Dec 28 2012 8:05PM
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Laurent.
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In my defence, I was and still am terribly drunk.
Dec 28 2012 8:24PM
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northeast
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My chocolate lab has eaten everything from money to silica gel. My black lab once swallowed a whole washcloth.
Dec 28 2012 8:25PM
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nagger
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labs eat fucking anything no matter how trained
Dec 28 2012 8:27PM
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Darth.Maul
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My dog got into my wallet once and ripped up a 20 dollar bill, some cards, a gift card and some receipts. Luckily i wasnt carrying mich cash at the time!
Dec 28 2012 8:33PM
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northeast
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This. Especially chocolates, they're ridiculous.
Dec 28 2012 8:36PM
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.Rybak.
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I have the same type of dog and she will eat almost anything. The weirdest thing was the Christmas tree this year and several sticks of butter.
Dec 28 2012 8:40PM
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ForeverYung
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You have 'nice' underwear?

Intermedesting
Dec 28 2012 9:38PM
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Ski_Alot
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A whole cooked chicken
Dec 28 2012 9:59PM
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alvy.
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5-8 baby bunnies and their mother while in their rabbit hole. My mom didn't tell my until I was 14 so I wouldn't hate my dog.

I gave him a huge amount of ups.
Dec 28 2012 10:14PM
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a_burger
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my helmet lining


then I stopped using helmets with a lining and he ate the strap



Dec 28 2012 10:15PM
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DrewPeacock
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my virginity
Dec 28 2012 10:23PM
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