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WTF happened to Simon Dumont

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skia4life91
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Dec 12 2012 5:00PM
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Sun_Ra
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Dec 12 2012 5:02PM
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CheddarJack
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broke his wrist, got surgery.
Dec 12 2012 5:02PM
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TGOD
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holy shit thats fucked up
Dec 12 2012 5:02PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Lol +k
Dec 12 2012 5:03PM
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DERS.
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hes got bitch wrists.
tiny as fuck

that being said. that is unfortunate best of luck to him.
Dec 12 2012 5:03PM
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Parks.
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i think he broke his leg or something
Dec 12 2012 8:22PM
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asfdfads
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zombie bit his wrist and didnt let go
Dec 12 2012 8:26PM
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midwestpowhunter
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MY WRIST IS BROKEN!!!!!
Dec 12 2012 8:28PM
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Billups
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Both wrists
Dec 12 2012 8:28PM
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a_burger
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I heard ankles
Dec 12 2012 8:38PM
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roddy116
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all the more money he makes then us fell on his wrist.
Dec 12 2012 8:40PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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What the fuck were you trying to say?
Dec 12 2012 8:41PM
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JWeinstock
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ik pretty disgusting
Dec 12 2012 8:43PM
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oil.
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i heard that too
Dec 12 2012 8:48PM
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d00d
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Maybe it was the more money you make the more wrists you break u knowz?

- he was probably high or drunk just let it be haha
Dec 12 2012 9:02PM
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roddy116
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that was poorly executed
Dec 12 2012 9:04PM
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Turner.
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Stared at it for like 10 minutes.

If he had used all the right words, it would've said "All the more money he makes THAN us fell on his wrist". Which is the sort of grammar that is cause for serious fucking concern.

What our half-witted comrade was trying to say here was "All the excess money that Simon Dumont earns in comparison to us fell on his wrist".
Dec 12 2012 9:11PM
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youngdtay
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Nope, arm. My arm literally looked identical to that, except they reset mine through the skin.
Dec 12 2012 9:13PM
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WVskiing
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he went to hard lol
Dec 12 2012 9:49PM
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theschneidler
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hell yeah Simon has bitch wrists like me
Dec 12 2012 11:07PM
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bardissono
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I think that pretty much sums it up
Dec 12 2012 11:14PM
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Malcolm
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That looks extremely painful
Dec 12 2012 11:44PM
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Zimmy
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Is that really him? Is there a link to a story?

If him, he must have overshot the moon.

I saw a vid of Simon take a massive lip smack on pipe and he was just sitting there all dazed saying I think that's the biggest hit I've ever taken and I'd better call it a day.

Note to self: fear can be put aside, pain not so easily, and physical disability not.

Fear mismatched to ability/experience equals injury or underperformance
Dec 13 2012 12:58AM
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bardissono
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its real, he posted it on facebook and theres this:

http://freeskier.com/nibblets/simon-dumont-undergoes-wrist-surgery-underscores-ffl-injuries
Dec 13 2012 1:02AM
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Zimmy
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Thanks. That's terrible. One thing I'd fear is getting metal in my body. I suppose it's better than amputation or deformity. I wonder if he will ever get the plate and screw removed..

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"when it became time to remove the titanium chambers from the bone, he discovered that the bone had integrated so completely with the implant that the chamber could not be removed. Brånemark called the discovery "osseointegration," and saw the possibilities for human use." wikipedia

I wonder how bad it'd be to have titanium ions floating around in the blood long term.
Dec 13 2012 1:14AM
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EARL
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This was probably one of the worst pipe crashes I've ever seen...
Dec 13 2012 1:31AM
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FroesenSkeeze
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That still doesn't make sense. Does his money help make his bones stronger or his balance better? I think that sentence is a lost cause. There's no reviving it; we must let it go. :'(
Dec 13 2012 1:49AM
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Stickity
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he didn't fall skiing, all the money he has fell on it and that's what broke it.

dis tred is fool off stewpit
Dec 13 2012 2:00AM
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sheephead
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Sucks for Dumont.

He can a little bitch sometimes but you can't deny the guy is real good to watch. Hope he gets some good results this season and produces a good segment similar to Revolver.
Dec 13 2012 3:45AM
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MaxBerkowitz
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That looks harsh!
Hope he heals up quickly, I'd love to see tanner vs simon again.
Dec 13 2012 5:16AM
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yippie
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Is there a vid of his crash?
Dec 13 2012 6:40AM
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CheddarJack
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Arm and wrist are the same thing at that location. The end of your arm (radius and ulna) is your wrist. I've broken both of my wrists but I actually broke my radii and ulnas
Dec 13 2012 7:17AM
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NPF
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Debating if he wants to still do DEW?! fuck thats gnarly.
Dec 13 2012 7:53AM
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AT-AT
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That shits gnarly. he's going to have a nice scar there.
Dec 13 2012 10:24AM
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Shredability
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gesus that's gnarly, all the best to him
Dec 13 2012 11:54AM
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CheddarJack
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He tweeted today that he's opting out. He said "see you all at Xgames" or something alike
Dec 13 2012 12:07PM
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auski
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X is not that far away really, not for an injury like that. Can't deny the guy is fucking dedicated
Dec 13 2012 3:52PM
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Peach.
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So all of his money fell on his wrists and then all of us fell on his wrists?
I definitely don't remember falling on Simon Dumont's wrists.
Dec 13 2012 4:27PM
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jabills
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you sir are wrong. the radius and ulna are the bones that make up the forearm. the distal heads are where they end and become the wrist.
Dec 13 2012 10:21PM
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10...nuffsaid
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Not that this would be a first or unusual for the whitest wannbe gangster in skiing. LOL Oh never mind, I forgot about 'dollo.
Dec 13 2012 10:30PM
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Malcolm
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I llike that word a lot
Dec 13 2012 10:49PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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sucks to suck
Dec 13 2012 10:51PM
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