Bro you think I'm trying to use perfectly correct engrish on internet forums do you? Lol not at all.
And not really.
The teacher yelled at me because I didn't finish my homework :( Im so sad, please cheer me up ns. My life is literally falling to pieces right now. I don't know how I can go on living. School is so tough.
Out of all the bad threads it was something that made me the least sympathetic. I've made plenty of shitty threads, I don't care, that's not the point.
You think I'm really going to be sympathetic to somebody that's life is crushed because they didn't do well on a test?
Go jerk off, play some video games, watch a movie, hang out with friends, eat some food and get over it. It's just a fucking test.
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meh. just a test. school doesn't matter at all, really. and if you really cared about this school you probably would have studied for more than 3 hours if you werent absolutely sure you could do well. so, again, meh. you'll be just as happy wherever you end up going as you would have been at that school.
"I lost my virginity at cheerleeding camp. He just walked into my tent. Boom... alien invasion."
What is with these children and their hingerboppin shenanigans you know. Im trying to practice my balance on the orange oval trails when some flaming' kid with his double curved feet swords comes flyin' by me at 5000 cm/sec backwards. Next thing i know he's doing a whirly boop backward full flip kamikaze grab
Last night while I was writing a paper at 4AM i was talking to my friend who was studying, she texted me this morning saying she woke up 15 minutes before her exam that was all the way across campus. Uconn is a huge school too, gave me a good laugh.
It's nobody's fault but his own that he failed his physics exam. This is far from threadworthy, and he probably wouldn't have done so poorly if he spent less time on NS making shitty threads like this instead of properly studying.
Again, I am not embarrassed by that photo. I posted it myself. The fact that you have it saved in your personal photobucket account to fap to at night is, quite frankly, a bit disturbing, but we'll let it go for now. I got punched in the face while wearing glasses and got a cut and a bruise on my face. OHHH NOOOO. I have a few more saved on my computer if you'd like to throw them in your spank bank for later, hon.
Dude you seem like a pretty good member but seriously stfu, he didn't get into the school he dreamed of cut him some slack and to call people out on the Internet doesn't make you look all to great either
Maybe if he had thought about that beforehand and studied for more than 3 fucking hours, he'd be in better shape. He came here looking for sympathy, but I really just don't see why anybody would give a shit. It's his fault and now it's his problem. Kids need to stop relying on the internet for everything.
It was an 80s party. I was dressed as a creepy gym teacher. Elastic short-shorts, track jacket, polo with the collar popped, sweatband, and pedo glasses with no lenses. It was an awesome party until I got punched out haha.