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How was your first time getting naked with a chick

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RockNRollNghtClb
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 2,509
give me the lols
Dec 3 2012 8:22PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
being born, im sorry i dont remember any of it -_____-
Dec 3 2012 8:23PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
im trying to make this sound funny but im too tired. homecoming gnight yall.
Dec 3 2012 8:25PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
I was drunk and couldn't get it up. All i remember was that we would try again in the morning (she really wanted my D). I woke up....still hammered... still couldn't get it up. Its K tho cuz I hd redemption uh week l8er.
Dec 3 2012 8:27PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
So fun. Got a handjob with cocoa butter. When I came i was like "ohh fucccck yes, daamn." Not just because it felt great, but because I was mimicking the dudes id seen in porn. I later found out that her grandma was walking by the door when as i was moaning all those expletives. No wonder her family seemed to hate me.
Dec 3 2012 8:31PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
haven't yet in person /claim
Dec 3 2012 8:33PM
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NickSki.
Posts: 2009 - Karma: 61
got a handjob that broke a blood vessel in my dick. true story.
Dec 3 2012 8:35PM
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MilfHunter777
Posts: 248 - Karma: 31
I felt like there were so many options and things to touch. I was like a kid in a candy store
Dec 3 2012 8:36PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
We were in the back of a car so neither of us could get fully naked... but I still got the job/her job done regardless. Hoping to lose the V to another  girl I want to date r/n, she's sooo gorgeous and sweet. Can't wait
Dec 3 2012 8:39PM
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caddyshack
Posts: 706 - Karma: 192
she took he clothes off, i left the room. i'm telling you man chicks that don't shave....
Dec 3 2012 8:40PM
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squashmosh
Posts: 632 - Karma: 565
I was chubby and embarrassed...but than she didn't care so it was all good.
Dec 3 2012 8:41PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
weak.


Dec 3 2012 8:41PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
weak.


Dec 3 2012 8:41PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Kung fu grip made your mushroom tip go drip drip drip
Dec 3 2012 8:43PM
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Chief.Queef
Posts: 4427 - Karma: 381
fucked some girl on the beach. first time i was fully naked with a girl. i may or may not have rubbed her clit with a little sand on my hands.... awk
Dec 3 2012 9:15PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
Not a big deal
Dec 3 2012 9:29PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
On a beach. Basically just touched everything as much as I could and felt her tits. Then she took the d and Sometime later... I splooged.
Dec 3 2012 9:33PM
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jeR.
Posts: 1325 - Karma: 58
shortly after my 15th birthday. banged my gf (at the time) doggy over her bed and still kept my shirt on. it was noon, and her grandparents were downstairs
Dec 3 2012 9:40PM
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DoteMoney
Posts: 270 - Karma: 54
in the back of her car haha i got head and the bitch swallowed like a champ!
Dec 3 2012 9:49PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
haven't yet :( but first time doing anything was when i was hanging out with a girl in my friends basement. Also, quoted from the girl after we were done. I said, "Now what?" and then she said, "Well there's my asshole but that would be weird." I stood up and walked out after that
Dec 3 2012 9:51PM
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Da_Buddha
Posts: 802 - Karma: 1,182
I was at this tennis camp and I lied and told this girl I'de had sex and was experienced because she was older and wasn't a virgin and I was scured, so when we started hooking up I put my hand where I thought her vagina would be not knowing that it was actually chillin over next to the asshole. I don't know why but instead of just moving my hand lower and exploring for the mystical cave, I asked her "Where is your vagina?" lolz
Dec 3 2012 9:54PM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552
It was splendid, got head and got to watch a good movie.
Dec 3 2012 9:56PM
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schism
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 389
awesome
Dec 3 2012 9:58PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
um what? you should have fucked her up the ass
Dec 3 2012 10:00PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
Pee in her butt dude.
Dec 3 2012 10:05PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
I was 14 and we didn't have sex. She was talking about fingering her asshole.
I didn't want to do that lol.. although I would've fucked her in the ass.
Dec 3 2012 10:10PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
I take that back. Lol I would not have.
I was still a virgin and so was she.
Dec 3 2012 10:12PM
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BertBoyd
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Just ask your mom
Dec 3 2012 10:15PM
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Bakeshow
Posts: 585 - Karma: 197
in a car... shit was tight
Dec 3 2012 10:30PM
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steezywannabeezy
Posts: 990 - Karma: 690
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

























awesome
Dec 3 2012 10:42PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
well you have to lose it at some point. might as well be with ANAL!
Dec 3 2012 10:57PM
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DIX~
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It was a Friday night. I wore cologne to get the feeling right. We started making out, and she took off my pants


But then I turned on the tv :(
Dec 3 2012 11:00PM
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Firewood
Posts: 360 - Karma: 531
Awesome, I was in my friends guest bedroom going at it. Getting into it losing clothing left and right, then I realized I forgot my condom....FUCK, had to slow things down from there. Was a god damn disappointment.
Dec 3 2012 11:09PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
got naked, we fucked for 30 minutes, she blew me, i came, i left, went home, bragged to my friends about losing my virginity, snuck out with other female friend, hooked up with her, she blew me, then i went back home and bragged about that to my friends too.


good night.
Dec 3 2012 11:41PM
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Vitiligo
Posts: 535 - Karma: 1,126
was completely faded and dont remember the sex. gay as fuck
Dec 3 2012 11:43PM
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Firewood
Posts: 360 - Karma: 531
Winning +k
Dec 3 2012 11:47PM
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Turner.
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 11,881
Dude same!

But that was about the time she walked away from me :(

Nobody likes you when you're 23, it sucks
Dec 3 2012 11:56PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
it hasn't happened :(
Dec 3 2012 11:58PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
and then I was all like... Whoa, boobs
Dec 4 2012 12:00AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I still don't quite understand how to properly work a bra. Sometimes it's in front, sometimes in back, and I can never guess right.
Dec 4 2012 12:03AM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
can't tell if "shit was tight" is supposed to mean it was cool or literally she was tight like an 7th grader...
Dec 4 2012 12:05AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
How would..... you... um....

You know what, I don't even want to know.
Dec 4 2012 12:19AM
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DR.SHRED
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Dec 4 2012 12:24AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
ahahahah
Dec 4 2012 12:25AM
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=M=
Posts: 50 - Karma: 16
i was too drunk to operate her belt,
good thing she wasn't
Dec 4 2012 12:25AM
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Static
Posts: 8494 - Karma: 4,068
this is fuckin hilarious
Dec 4 2012 12:27AM
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sirschralpalot.
Posts: 453 - Karma: 18
We were both kinda hammered and for some reason the most logical thing to do at the time was to start going at it in a bathtub. I had to contort myself into positions I could undoubtedly not do unless I was a half-drunk, poon craving lunatic like I was at the time.
Dec 4 2012 12:29AM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
I was chubby and awkward and she was just awkward. We were at this house party thing and I totally blew off a bunch of skier friends to get it in. It worked but I still think it might have been the most awkard four minutes of my life.
*ahem*
Dear Humps, If you're reading this I would like to say that the night I blew off you, Spencer, Roley, and that snowboarder who matters marginally less at the ponderosa was so that I could get my pre pubescent penis wet.
I am so sorry.
Dec 4 2012 12:30AM
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Funkadelic
Posts: 1967 - Karma: 391
Not my complete first time, but I still wasn't very good with the ladies at the time. I stood up, and for a complete lack of having any idea of what to say I said "welp, thank you for your time," and went back to the party. The fact that I said that is still reason for my friends to make fun of me... almost 6 years later.
Dec 4 2012 12:30AM
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SconnieShredder
Posts: 34 - Karma: 13
She threw up all over my futon and favorite shirt.
Dec 4 2012 12:30AM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
hahahahaha
Dec 4 2012 12:38AM
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