I <3 Tard the Grumpy Cat!
"Send her a dead cat in a shoe box and a picture of her with an x across her. I think she'll get the message" - theabortionator
"I doubt I'll hang out with him again, but if I do it'll be to feed the kitty and nothing else." - Scratch*my*Back
"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."