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Sadie Hawkins thread.

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squashmosh
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Pinknames: Hypothetically, if you were to pick 1 guy on NS to go on a date with, who would it be.

Let's keep the orange names to a minimum, this isn't about what how sick they are at skiing etc. so stick to active frequent posters and base it on their personality (or whatever you can see of it through their posts) and their attractiveness from their pictures.

Also keep in mind this is hypothetical so even if you have a boyfriend or whatever just pick an NSer.

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Dec 1 2012 12:09AM
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Aidan-G
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I'm a 19 year old man child with a 3 inch penis, cystic acne, and my friday nights consist of mountain dew and video games. Ladies, please form an orderly line
Dec 1 2012 12:34AM
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paige.
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The important question is will you fuck on the first date?
Dec 1 2012 12:36AM
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JAHpow
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I remember him saying he fucks all things that have a pulse and most things that don't.
Dec 1 2012 12:38AM
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squashmosh
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aha
Dec 1 2012 12:39AM
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Aidan-G
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you remember correctly
Dec 1 2012 12:48AM
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squashmosh
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If only I could rename this "Sausage Party Thread"
Dec 1 2012 12:51AM
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roddy116
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just wait
Dec 1 2012 12:53AM
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Aidan-G
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sausage. another thing i would have sex with
Dec 1 2012 12:54AM
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roddy116
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i bet that feels nice
Dec 1 2012 12:56AM
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squashmosh
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I'm satisfied just for that.
Dec 1 2012 12:57AM
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Aidan-G
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It's like putting your dick inside a bigger dick that's all juicy
Dec 1 2012 12:57AM
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soupysoups
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Relevant


Dec 1 2012 1:40AM
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soupysoups
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And yes the song is terrible. But its relevant. Never said it was good
Dec 1 2012 1:40AM
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squashmosh
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I feel like I used to like Relient K...not sure.
Dec 1 2012 1:42AM
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whoa-dere
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haha no pink names yet. but girls, contain your orgasms
Dec 1 2012 1:44AM
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squashmosh
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Apparently girls are averse to the freedom of choice.
Dec 1 2012 1:47AM
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Troy.
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No competition. Me. Where da ratchets at? Apple juice?
Dec 1 2012 10:30AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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or they're just pussies...
Dec 1 2012 10:36AM
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theschneidler
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Just wait until the first girl shows up, prepare to be hit with a swarm of frothing loins.
Dec 1 2012 10:53AM
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yuck
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weird. i felt that way too, then i looked it up and realized i was thinking of K's choice.
Dec 1 2012 11:01AM
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theBearJew
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pinknames will surely show.
Dec 1 2012 12:11PM
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hank_hill
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i loled
Dec 1 2012 12:13PM
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act.resist
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i love relient k, I don't like this song though.

also, Spinoza. But it's only because of his mad draw something skills.
Dec 1 2012 2:26PM
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squashmosh
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Andddd we have a first pinknames.
Dec 1 2012 2:33PM
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squashmosh
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Good choice. If I had to go gay for an NSer it'd be him. We'd have good philosophy convos
Dec 1 2012 2:34PM
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grown-ninja
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Wow some serious amount of pink name resonse in this thread
Dec 1 2012 2:42PM
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HenniferLopez
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Probs Anathema. The shit he says on here always seems to be funny as fuck. But I'm just going by personality - don't think I've ever actually seen a pic of him.
Dec 1 2012 2:45PM
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1337
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What about green names?
Dec 1 2012 2:46PM
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1337
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/128328/
Dec 1 2012 2:47PM
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1337
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just for the lolz, he's a cool guy for sure, I just love that thread hahahahahaha
Dec 1 2012 2:48PM
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gotti
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desperate
Dec 1 2012 2:48PM
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katie.
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i was ten years old when this thread was made.
Dec 1 2012 2:49PM
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1337
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You and I both know ladies love a man with internet powers, lets see what OP says
Dec 1 2012 2:50PM
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HenniferLopez
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Is it bad that this doesn't deter me?
Dec 1 2012 2:53PM
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squashmosh
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Sure why not. I was just trying to level the field for the average Joe. Anticipated a bunch of "oh that (insert orange name) he's so hot and good at skiing and has industry connections."
Dec 1 2012 3:07PM
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Anathema
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of all the people you could have chosen, you thought of me..

m'lady, lets have dinner. then i want to take you to a ball. because every pretty girl deserves to go to a ball.
Dec 1 2012 3:16PM
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Aidan-G
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Quality reference
Dec 1 2012 3:20PM
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Pudge
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My thoughts exactly
Dec 1 2012 3:25PM
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1337
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I'm so hot and have industry connections and make good skiers look good

OH WELL. GAME ON, BLUENAMES
Dec 1 2012 3:27PM
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[hamnuts]
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JakeAssBeatClap :)
Dec 1 2012 3:28PM
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squashmosh
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That was obvious
Dec 1 2012 3:32PM
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squashmosh
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The power to bail my ass out when I drunkenly post my phone number.
Dec 1 2012 3:34PM
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1337
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I gotchu (>^~^)>
Dec 1 2012 3:42PM
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Jblz
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ME
Dec 1 2012 4:02PM
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act.resist
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Click for larger image
Dec 1 2012 4:06PM
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ConnorD
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Loled pretty hard
Dec 1 2012 4:10PM
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e.wait
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perfect
Dec 1 2012 4:15PM
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taylornicky
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Probably Jamie.
Every time I talk to him, he successfully makes me laugh so hard.
Dec 1 2012 4:29PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Dayum gurl I'll fasho go to sadie hawkins wichyo fine ass

Dec 1 2012 4:31PM
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