not that I am disagreeing or anything, but I wonder why twins turn us on so much. I mean, you could be looking at a picture of two very hot women and be like 'wow. they're hot.' and then you see a pic of two hot twins and its like 'i gotta bang them both NOW!'
Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but in the end, it doesnt get you anywhere. Write that down.
ya, with twins we're all like 'damn, I gotta bang them now. With sextuplets you're like, 'Damn, I gotta bang them *uhhh, uhhh oaahhh* now. In twenty minutes.'
Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman
'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'
'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
'No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride . . . and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well . . . maybe chalk it off to forced consciousness expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.' HST
that, my friends, is the only example, ever, of incest gone totally right.
'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy
hahaha nice joel, that was the best thing i have read all day. and yah, the odds behind that are astronomical... im amazed it happened at all...
please pardon the cacography
'Humanity needs to stop having relations with it's mother' -a freind on Oedipus Rex.