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This happened to my turkey/me today

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snowfinder
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Nov 22 2012 5:49PM
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LoathesRaisins
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How's the house?
Nov 22 2012 5:50PM
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roddy116
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that was fucking epic
Nov 22 2012 5:51PM
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Jblz
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well youre a fucking idiot for knowing nothing about liquid displacement
Nov 22 2012 5:55PM
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snowfinder
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not when you see the flames coming at your face.

The house, some of the siding is melted.


Nov 22 2012 5:55PM
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Darth.Maul
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Don't deepfry a frozen turkey and make sure you don't overfill the pot. My neighbors who sharea driveway with us had theirs catch on fire 2 years ago. They dumped a frozen turkey in went inside. Next thing they know, there is a puddle of flaming grease all over the place.
Nov 22 2012 5:56PM
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roddy116
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its even funnier because you actually thought it would be a good idea to fry a turkey.
Nov 22 2012 5:56PM
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Petersaurusrex
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Yeah maybe if you weren't an idiot you wouldn't have had to worry about it. Don't try something like that if you don't know what you're doing/how to do it.

Of course, I may be jumping to conclusions.
Nov 22 2012 5:58PM
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CaelW
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Friends of my family had a fryer on their porch and it caught on fire. They don't have a porch anymore
Nov 22 2012 5:59PM
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LoathesRaisins
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God damn you are dumb.
Nov 22 2012 6:01PM
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roddy116
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how is that stupid? did you see that video, frying a turkey =/= a good idea. just put the fucking thing in the oven for 3 or 4 hours and not burn your house down.
Nov 22 2012 6:02PM
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1337
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in this post: ignorant and stupid kid who has never savored the beautiful taste of deep fried turkey

op is retarded for doing it somewhere near his house though if he had siding melt (assuming video is not actually op's)
Nov 22 2012 6:02PM
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roddy116
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oh i have had deep fried turkey, but there is no way in hell i would ever make that in my house ever.
Nov 22 2012 6:05PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Deep frying a turkey is safe to do if you do it right. Not to mention it tastes way better than an oven cooked turkey.
Nov 22 2012 6:06PM
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roddy116
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yeah if you do it right...
Nov 22 2012 6:06PM
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LoathesRaisins
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I would hope no one would do it inside their house.
Nov 22 2012 6:09PM
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Spinoza
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Turkey from the oven is amazing, I can imagine how good it is deep fried.
Nov 22 2012 6:13PM
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1337
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this^^^^
Nov 22 2012 6:16PM
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Darth.Maul
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This to the This which means this to the post right above the first this...

^^^^^^

Do it in the driveway. Have the right amount of oil, make sure your turkey is COMPLETELY thawed.

Or just smoke it like we did!
Nov 22 2012 6:18PM
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LoathesRaisins
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How was smoked turkey?
Nov 22 2012 6:20PM
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Darth.Maul
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Absolutely fantastic. Last year we smoked it for a full 12 hours and it was just too smoky so this year it was smoked for 3 hours using hickory and apple and then put in the oven for 4 hours just to finish the cooking. Perfect amount of smoky flavor, the drippings made and excellent gravy and everything turned out amazing. The white meat was super juicy and the dark meat amazing as always.
Nov 22 2012 6:23PM
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1337
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smoking meat is also excellent
Nov 22 2012 6:27PM
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Thadius.Castle
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Frying it is an excellent idea if you aren't retarded. Cooking it in the oven just doesn't cut it anymore.
Nov 22 2012 6:42PM
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Errl
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Holy shit that's an awesome combo
Nov 22 2012 6:43PM
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ChocolateMilk.
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I hate you and all your posts please leave.
Deep Fried turkey is the shit made 2 today!
Nov 22 2012 6:44PM
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ILLinoisance
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Bout to go eat our eep fried turkey. Roddy, I would highly recommend that you stick to your instinct and never deep fry a turkey. Based on your posts that I've seen by you, you are far too dumb and probably would burn down your house.
Nov 22 2012 6:49PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Lost.
Nov 22 2012 6:55PM
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snowfinder
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My little sis took this pic of the siding when it happened.
Nov 22 2012 7:02PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Geez dude, be more careful next time aha. Did you add too much oil? Or did you drop it in too fast and it foamed up?
Nov 22 2012 7:03PM
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roddy116
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ermahgerd smoking a turkey sounds like the best idea ever.
Nov 22 2012 7:05PM
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snowfinder
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One of the legs came unhooked when I was dropping it in the oil and it splashed and caught on fire.
Nov 22 2012 7:48PM
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E__
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I would kill someone for a taste of that gravy.
Nov 22 2012 7:50PM
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