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8th level of the internet

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cbj
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K guys so here is the deal.

This is NOT another Deep Web thread because it is far past that.

LEGITIMATE
There are 8 levels of the internet. 0 through 2 are common webpages, 3 is abit darker and you need a proxy, 4 you need TOR browser, and 5 you have to figure out Polymeric Facigoral Derivation (wtf is that).

Level 6 is an inbetween level.

Level 7 is a warzone of hackers, all trying to reach the 8th level and fighting each other with viruses, etc trying to hinder each other in getting to the 8th level.

Level 8 is where it gets interesting. It is known as "The Archon Interface". It is supposedly the controllers for the whole internet, IE the Holy Grail for hackers. Whoever controls the 8th level controls the internet and thus, the entire digital world.

THEORY
Some theorize (I do not) that the Archon Interface is much more than just an interface. People say extradimensional extraterrestrial beings live in there, called Archons, in a place called Aeon, and their 3 dimensional forms are propagations of light and electromagnetic waves. Since they can control electromagnetism they ultimately contol the world. They are influencing the world around us to promote life so they can tap into our "souls" and feed off of the life energy to become immortal.

I'm not saying I believe this but it is not necessarily impossible.

Some say that the URL for the 8th level is 10^137 characters long. And that you have to understand quantum computing to understand it.

Some say that the Archons speak to you, through the data and their propagations.

There is even one story of some dude breaking the 8th level and going insane because of it.

A lot of the information on these levels cannot be found from the normal web. It resides amongst the masses of CP and illegal shit trafficking down in the 4th level.

Any thoughts? Do we have any hackers on NS willing to break the 5th level?
Nov 15 2012 3:43AM
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Ronix
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How high are you?
Nov 15 2012 4:00AM
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terraclot
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"everything you have ever loved, known, or thought about belongs to us as you are immersed in the collective hive mind of the Demiurge. when you believe that you are walking, or running, your splintered essence is actually still, as we utilize reflections to move the virtual world around you. you have no individuality as atomically, your experiences are all connected with the virtual environment that you see around you. you are one small breath away from insanity."
Nov 15 2012 4:10AM
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cbj
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You mean high, how are you
Nov 15 2012 4:11AM
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cbj
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Yep. Godlike productions forum? Cray shit
Nov 15 2012 4:12AM
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terraclot
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yeah man. So why does someone need ultimate power of the 8th? I mean, shouldn't it be up for grabs since it is the internet? the competition seems to drive out progression. spread the love to everyone. lets succumb to the Archon interface, all of us
Nov 15 2012 4:16AM
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YoungDaysMedia
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thank you for blowing my mind for today
Nov 15 2012 4:21AM
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SeanTom
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The Theory you posted seems pretty far fetched to me but the jumbo about the levels sounds feasible. I could totally see a controlling hub of the internet as being a coded location so difficult to find that people actually fight each other. It sounds like some computer version of National Treasure.
Nov 15 2012 4:29AM
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k-rob
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i don't know where you got the idea that hackers are vying for made up levels of the internet but i can assure you that is not the case. this is probably the most retarded shit i have ever read.
Nov 15 2012 4:37AM
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Bateman
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cause you would know
Nov 15 2012 5:06AM
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k-rob
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ok fine i will let you guys believe what you want to believe.
Nov 15 2012 5:07AM
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YoungDaysMedia
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shorty i know you aint drivin with no papers
Nov 15 2012 5:09AM
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Bateman
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Nov 15 2012 6:13AM
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theschneidler
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Christ.
Nov 15 2012 6:38AM
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darcyjj
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Nov 15 2012 6:58AM
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Relish_man
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Nov 15 2012 7:33AM
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Mag
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He's right.
Nov 15 2012 7:58AM
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NinetyFour
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OP, are you a huge digimon fan, orrrrr?
Nov 15 2012 8:00AM
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whoa-dere
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Interesting.. if 0 to 2 are all normal internet, what's the difference between 0 and 3?
Nov 15 2012 8:07AM
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WPoch
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SWEET JESUS
Nov 15 2012 8:35AM
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Lansfield
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Nov 15 2012 8:41AM
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corona
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I once made it to level 5, but didn't have enough RAM to make it to level 6.
Nov 15 2012 8:57AM
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Spinoza
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Making it to level 8 is like the end if the newest Indiana Jones movie
Nov 15 2012 9:02AM
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accualyisdolan
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Haha it is pretty cool tho
Nov 15 2012 9:30AM
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ninthwardCAD
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Its actually pretty easy to get to level 8.

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Nov 15 2012 9:34AM
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cornholio
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computer nerds think up the dumbest things sometimes
Nov 15 2012 9:39AM
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Flacko
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Im sorry but why would polymers have anything to do with the Internet?
Nov 15 2012 9:42AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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.
Nov 15 2012 9:44AM
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yuck
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yes im sure there are electromagnetic aliens at the heart of the internet, it all makes so much sense now.

come on man thats retarded. dont forget that we made the internet, now matter how deep it is. i doubt that there is a force in the middle of the internet that can control electromagnetic forces, which have been around for as long as time and are one of the four primary forces that control all physical properties and keep everything in existence.
Nov 15 2012 9:46AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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You had me up until here...
Nov 15 2012 9:59AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Nov 15 2012 10:01AM
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oil.
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google'd, only came up with 4 results.
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Nov 15 2012 10:14AM
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Sno.
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elephants are now bigger than the moon
Nov 15 2012 10:28AM
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NotGhood
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I stopped reading at extraterrestrials. OP go home you ark drunk
Nov 15 2012 10:29AM
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Flyon
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There is no such thing as Polymeric Facigoral Derivation, you just have to use a closed shell machine and a FUCK TON of botnets, literally HUNDREDS of individual botnets to get to level 5. Everything after level 5 is basically just a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE database of pretty much everything ever posted on the internet, also a shitton of underground pedo-networks and 518MB encrypted IRC channels. So no.
Nov 15 2012 10:46AM
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.AR6rider.
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HOLY SHIT GUYS ALIENS CREATED THE INTERNET TO CONTROL OUR MIINNNDDDDSSSSSSS.
Nov 15 2012 10:51AM
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Bonzalo
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You said, tons of geeks fighting and attacking each other over the internet just to get to a new level??, hahahah seems pretty accurate.
Nov 15 2012 10:55AM
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sweet_caroline
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^
Nov 15 2012 11:01AM
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accualyisdolan
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Sagan!
Nov 15 2012 11:02AM
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JWoods
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Yeah these beings in the 8h level of the internet are controlling us and shaping the world around us because the internet was around before humans. That totally makes sense
Nov 15 2012 11:11AM
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YoungDaysMedia
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this is what awaits you at the entrance of level 8Click for larger image
Nov 15 2012 11:15AM
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whoa-dere
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Just how I imagine people that spread rumors on how bad ass the deep web is
Nov 15 2012 11:34AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Shouldn't he be wearing a level 8 hoodie? Heh heh heh
Nov 15 2012 11:36AM
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no_steeze
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i once made it to the 8th level and accidentally posted a picture of a cat being silly. now the whole world loves silly cats
Nov 15 2012 11:49AM
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SteveStepp
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Nov 15 2012 11:54AM
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gotti
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Ive heard of the first 4 levels and experimented a little with the tor stuff. Did you know that google only accesses 2% of all the traffic on the internet and tor is the other 98%. Google only finds stuff from level 1.
Nov 15 2012 11:55AM
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Juicy-J
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i just pondered this idea for like 20 mins in latin class.. this is sick
Nov 15 2012 11:55AM
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panojibber.
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This may be bullshit, but damn do I enjoy reading it for some reason.
Nov 15 2012 12:07PM
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Sno.
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i owe you my life

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Nov 15 2012 12:07PM
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yourthemannowdog
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This sound like a shitty ontological pipe dream. I'm guessing OP read some Leibniz or Descartes and now he has the answers. Or OP is proverbially trolling.
Nov 15 2012 12:09PM
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