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danderson.
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I'll start. Scarface.

Go.
Nov 13 2012 9:17PM
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theabortionator
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As as a snowboarder I understand what that movie was going for and think they achieved it.
Nov 14 2012 4:08PM
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casual
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You're 100% correct. It doesn't deserve even half of the attention or notoriety it has garnered. It's not even in the top 15-20 gangster movies.

Good call.

And was that defense of Avatar sarcastic? It was entertaining enough, but you can't dismiss the similarities of it narratively to Dancing With Wolves, Last Samurai, and any/all other cultural immersion flick. It's such whiteman congratulatory bullshit. "These poor hapless primitive people! They need a Whiteman to lead them to glory and show them civilized ways!" This movie was successful on the shoulders of its visuals and the 3D gimmick. I would trade Avatar never existing if it meant we weren't still fucking spoonfed all of these fucking dumb, tentpole 3D, 2.5 hr commericals years later. Really, dude? Neon? It isn't a bad movie, but it is absolutely overrated.

For my choice, I'll go with The Matrix. Wooden acting, embarrassingly terrible exposition, laughably bad deus ex machina plot devices, and the costuming and overall look of the flick hasn't stood up in the slightest. Just utterly illogical, which normally I can ignore, except that in this movie the "logic" of it all is so central to the whole movie that it collapses on itself. This is the "smart movie for dumb people" and I can't help but instantly judge people who are gaga for this movie.


Nov 14 2012 4:14PM
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casual
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I didn't like the movie, but really dude? Your big problems with the flick were that some teenaged actress playing a role didn't have perfect bow mechanics and that the deer didn't behave naturally enough? You must be a huge buzzkill and the guy who always points out how "unrealistic" everything is. It's a MOVIE, man.
Nov 14 2012 4:22PM
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plaplapla
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agreed. didn't think it was bad but i didn't think it was nearly as good as everyone was saying
Nov 14 2012 4:23PM
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stizzle
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300. Just didn't like it.
Nov 14 2012 4:34PM
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danderson.
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Agreed casual. Also, The Dark Knight Rises. Holy fuck, that movie was so overrated.
Nov 14 2012 4:58PM
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theabortionator
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Well that's dumb. Didn't even know they made a second one. Didn't actually watch the first until way after it came out. The fact that people were talking about it non stop was WUT.


Make a shitty movie, shitty plot, involve a lot of unrealistic partying, make everything overly elaborate, and put a bunch of shitty one liners that people will quote and post on the internet everyday for the next couple years.


I don't blame them If I were involved in that I'd pumped out 20 of those damn things. If people eat it up, fuck em.
Nov 14 2012 5:17PM
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Darth.Maul
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Theres a point when things are just so bad that I can't help but noticing. I archery hunt quite a bit so those things stuck out to me more than they would to others.
Nov 14 2012 5:19PM
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theabortionator
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Who cares. The story line of avatar was the same played thing, just like a bunch of other played shitty movies.


The neon shit was fucking life changing.

"They need a Whiteman to lead them to glory and show them civilized ways!"

Also that's the opposite of what was going down herp derp.

"This movie was successful on the shoulders of its visuals and the 3D gimmick"

Gimmick? Lol, This was pretty much the embodiment of stunning use of cgi and 3d.

"Really, dude? Neon? It isn't a bad movie, but it is absolutely overrated. "

Yeah bro neon.

Sorry you don't get it.

"For my choice, I'll go with The Matrix."

Lol great choice.

"This is the smart movie for dumb people and I can't help but instantly judge people who are gaga for this movie."

Yes, you don't like a movie so everyone likes it is retarded.

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Nov 14 2012 5:35PM
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turducken
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You must have one pathetic life then.
Nov 14 2012 6:26PM
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Shukovski
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Big lebowski and the last three Batmans.
Nov 14 2012 6:32PM
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gnartogue
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TED. it really wasnt that funny.
Nov 14 2012 6:46PM
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theschneidler
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Also every Paranoral Activity, not a big fan.
Watched the first 3 and I'm done, I find horror movies alright but I just couldn't enjoy them.
Nov 14 2012 6:50PM
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Randy_Quench
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you go to hell.


I never found The Other Guys to be what people made it out to be.
Nov 14 2012 6:50PM
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Corin
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wait what why how fuck stop

Avatar, Inception and Titanic
Nov 14 2012 6:54PM
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casual
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Sam Worthington's character ultimately proved to be their savior, and led them into battle with a cute rousing little speech....you know, exactly like in Dances With Wolves and Last Samurai.

Do you really think that I watched that movie and didn't understand that the "man" was trying to steal their resources and subjugate its inhabitants? Obviously I wasn't saying that the people who were literally maniacally laughing and cutting down their magical trees were there to help. But, hey, thanks for pointing out the obvious as usual.

 The point is that Avatar basically grafted the central conflict of the movie from several other better narratives, that being a cultural outsider, who is initially an enemy, is seduced by the charms of the "savages" and flips sides and naturally becomes their leader and savior. That's not opinion, it's evident, and it's tired, unimaginative, and definitely has a healthy dose of the whitey narcissism.

And as for the "stunning use of cgi and 3d" who the fuck cares? I appreciate movies that look great, create a world, and have a visual style, but those things don't carry a movie, especially one that flirts with 3 hours and is pretty much devoid of any and all other merit. I don't get a kick out of some marketing guys spitballing ideas on a whiteboard about potential action figures and how they can best incorporate explosions and 3D and NEON into a billion dollar movie. The obsession that people, and apparently you, have with "sweet graphics" has obliterated the quality of movies in the last ten years.

As for The Matrix....it's incredibly overrated. If you're the kind of person who was all, "Duuuude....the world's an illusion! It's a metaphor for our reliance on technology and our droning through our lives blind to the TRUTH!" and were impacted by it, you're stupid. The movie has this reputation of being a mindfuck, and a really "deep" movie in a lot of people's eyes, and I think it's stupid, so cry about it and argue with me about for 3 pages like you will about any/all things.

The thread is about OVERRATED MOVIES...not, our least favorite movies.

 Honestly dude, your posts are so ridiculously and consistently dumb that it's unreal. Listen to yourself....you're arguing that "neon" made Avatar an amazing movie.
Nov 14 2012 6:56PM
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trilliam
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leave.
Nov 14 2012 8:49PM
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theabortionator
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You aren't even old enough to drive a car bro
Nov 14 2012 9:46PM
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.ZT.
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Quite the collection. Naked Gun and Zoolander are two of my favorites.

I'd say for overrated/worst would be very super hero marvel movie except maybe the dark knight. (Transformers are the worst)
Nov 14 2012 10:05PM
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turducken
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Just stop.

You don't even know who I am, yet you resort to the petty age argument to make yourself feel superior. Grow up.
Nov 14 2012 10:09PM
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theabortionator
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For somebody who's name is "casual", you're taking things awfully seriously.

You don't sound as smart as you think you do.

"who the fuck cares"

Apparently lots of people do. You ever watch planet earth on a nice tv?

It's kind of cute when you try to sound smart while also trying to hurt my feelings.

"Honestly dude, your posts are so ridiculously and consistently dumb that it's unreal. Listen to yourself....you're arguing that "neon" made Avatar an amazing movie"

You mad bro?

Lets keep this thread a little more casual.
Nov 14 2012 10:12PM
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[~_~]
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Pretty much any recent superhero film that tries to take itself seriously. Nolan's Batman series are the only ones that aren't painful to watch.
Nov 14 2012 10:15PM
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theabortionator
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My dad works for the fbi. He looked it up for me. The bio also mentioned that you never lift.
Nov 14 2012 10:17PM
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skier_boy26
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fuck you



But I agree with most of the bigger recent comedies (except for like Superbad). Most are just not funny and people fucking giggle their ass off - just plain irritating.
Nov 14 2012 10:19PM
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DayMan
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I'm going to slam you on your fucking head. Take that back right now.
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Nov 14 2012 10:26PM
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FreeskiThe603
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There's Something About Mary ........ Great movie
Zoolander ............ Fucking awful movie
Naked Gun .................... One of the funniest movies ive ever seen. you really gotta pay attention not to miss simething
Caddyshack ........... your just un-American if you dont like that movie
Great Outdoors ................ never heard of it
Christmas Vacation .................. fucking hillarious
Office Space ............. funny but overrated
Death at a Funeral .............. never seen it


Overall i disagree with your opinions... i mean how can you not laugh at Naked Gun and Caddyshack???
Nov 15 2012 12:00AM
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_Garagely_
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The Avengers
Nov 15 2012 12:06AM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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1337 deserves to be hung for saying caddyshack is overrated. one of the best movies of all time

edwardscisor hands. awful movie
avatar
the hangover
the simpsons movie
all the modern(last few years) superheroe movies
any michael bay film
Nov 15 2012 12:11AM
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deleted5
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i will never understand why anyone likes this movie. Click for larger image
Nov 15 2012 1:28AM
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E__
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This, but it was more of a romance than comedy ever since the beginning.


Nov 15 2012 2:19AM
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thedawg
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someone was trippin....
Nov 15 2012 2:35AM
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.ZT.
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1337 was saying that those are some of his favorite movies, not the worst movies....
Nov 15 2012 8:19AM
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jokorvalde
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you're entering a world of pain
Nov 15 2012 8:30AM
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1337
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I SAID THAT WAS A LIST OF MY GOOD MOVIES, TO BOTH OF YOU THAT THOUGHT I DIDNT LIKE THEM
Nov 15 2012 2:17PM
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Drail
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Yes, BUT, watching it high as a kite in IMAX 3D made it totally awesome. Long enough too so that you can get a decent buzz on by the end from the adult beverages.
Nov 15 2012 2:22PM
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act.resist
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YOU WHORE.

I can understand batman begins and the dark knight rises. but the dark night was a masterpiece.


Superbad

Knocked Up

Bridesmaids

I Love You, Man.

Any "PARODY" movie

Donny Darko was in fact overrated, it was an interesting concept though.

Napoleon Dynamite, had some funny lines but was just slow and didn't have a well thought up plot.

Any movie that Kristen Stewart or any of the cast of Twilight was in. Adventureland was alright though





Nov 15 2012 2:37PM
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Drail
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Even the Austin Powers movies? Best parody series ever.
Nov 15 2012 2:48PM
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Mag
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This,

Also:
The Town
Every American made middle east film.
The Fighter (absolute POS)
Art of flight
Nov 15 2012 2:50PM
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act.resist
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good point! i only liked the first austin powers movie though

I'm talking about like those fricken movies that take a bunch of movies and mash them together and make fun of them. like vampires suck, date movie, epic movie, superhero movie ect.
Nov 15 2012 2:54PM
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corona
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ever seen Blazing Saddles?
Nov 15 2012 3:00PM
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act.resist
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I know i know. I'm just talking about those idiotic mash up movies
Nov 15 2012 3:05PM
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dan1080
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a fucking riot. burn before it and its even more funny
Nov 15 2012 3:15PM
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theabortionator
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Of course. I'm pretty sure it mentioned that that was a necessary element somewhere in the previews. "Find some good hallucinogenics and keep your 3d glasses on at all times" Or something like that.


Plus it was at an Imax and they were doing a special on the hubble telescope so I had a telescope floating right next to me with astronauts floating around the theater working on it. Best couple minute preview ever.

Didn't mind the length but it made it hard to not take a piss break. About mid way through I couldn't hold it anyone, should have drank those beers. Finally worked up the courage to climb over every one and down the stairs and go piss. Coming back in with a sold out theater of strangers staring at you with neon yellow glasses, not so cool. Stumbled up the stairs and go to my seat.


The war scene was pretty lame. I don't want to see machine blowing up mother tree and people shooting the cool blue alien people.


Idk how I never made it back to see it again. Oh well. they should come out with a sequel, "Avatar: no plot, no wars, just 3 hours of really cool neon shit and blue alien people"


I would def pay 20 bucks to see that.
Nov 15 2012 3:22PM
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Drail
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pretty sure Cameron is planning on making two more Avatar movies. That's the rumour at least.
Nov 15 2012 4:41PM
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theabortionator
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Fuck. Too bad I don't trip anymore. Well fuck it, I'm always tripping. I think I'll feel fucked up enough watching that shit.


In the future I hope they have warehouses that are decked out in neon forests like that. Would be sweet to just walk around in. I'm building a spaceship and flying it to something like this. Don't think I won't
Nov 15 2012 4:58PM
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Drail
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you ever heard of Shambhala? It's a electronic music festival in early August here in BC. If you like neon forests and electronic music (and one of the best parties ever - like, seriously), it could be worth the 'trip'.


sorry, off topic I know.

back on topic: Not sure how hyped up it actually is/was?, but I seam to be the only person that hated Apocalypto. I just feel like the ending makes the entire movie irrelevant.
Nov 15 2012 5:05PM
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Mr.Luke
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If you went into the hangover not really knowing what to expect like I did, then it's one of the funniest and most enjoyable movies I have ever seen.

But if not, yes it's overrated.

Aaaaand mothafuckin Avatar. Movie really isn't that good... The Hurt Locker kicks it's ass
Nov 15 2012 5:27PM
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Bumblesteeze
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In my mind or dream, Inception was extremely overrated.
Nov 15 2012 5:33PM
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Sno.
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I died a little when I read that Boondock saints, Goonies, and Harry Potter were in this thread, but then I got to your post.  I will now leave for fear of continuing on and running across Dirty Dancing.
Nov 15 2012 5:37PM
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theabortionator
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I hate electronic music these days. I think more I hate the scene these days. What the electronic music scene has become over the last few years is just horrible.


That said I've heard that that fest was a lot of fun. I try to avoid crossing borders unless there's something I really really really want to go see.
Nov 15 2012 5:40PM
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