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Meh. Simpsons did it.
Crystal-needs-a-park peaced out in 2005 at 9999 posts (before having 10,000 posts was a thing people did) and didn't re-emerge until 2 years later, made his 10,000th post, dedicated it to getting a degree, and then disappeared again forever.