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funkykid200
Posts: 81 - Karma: 16
finish the sentence
Nov 9 2012 6:13PM
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MathClassStiffy
Posts: 133 - Karma: 196
Sleep with your skis
Nov 12 2012 1:31AM
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Dlud
Posts: 938 - Karma: 544
IF YOU SKI ON REAL SNOW WITH REAL SKIS ON REAL MOUNTAINS AND TYPE IN REAL CAPITALS
Nov 12 2012 1:43AM
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Bread.
Posts: 769 - Karma: 540
YOU WIN
Nov 12 2012 2:45AM
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Kucher
Posts: 551 - Karma: 997
i lost
Nov 12 2012 3:28AM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
I do this all the time aha

If you have an "I am a skier" sticker on your helmet. Threads for when I think of a legit answer
Nov 12 2012 11:08AM
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gingaskier
Posts: 623 - Karma: 263
Yeah! I do this all the time!
Nov 12 2012 8:03PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
This. I'm at 10 months. Bought two pairs of skis since then.
Nov 12 2012 8:17PM
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Jessie406
Posts: 170 - Karma: 328
if you know that a "face shot" isn't just a sexual term ahha
Nov 13 2012 12:55AM
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Jewschoolers
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 1,142
40,000*
Nov 13 2012 12:57AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
You drive either a Subaru or an Audi A4 and your parents bought it for you.

You're white and you think you're ignant and/or hyphy

You cried when your Mom threatened not to let you ski unless you finish your homework





But seriously, when you ditch your girl, date, party, etc for a powder day.
Nov 13 2012 1:14AM
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Jessie406
Posts: 170 - Karma: 328
you wouldn't need to ditch your girl if she knew how to shred and enjoyed a powder day just as much as you.
Nov 13 2012 1:18AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
Sup. I'm single. You down to mingle?
Nov 13 2012 1:30AM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
whew thank god.
Nov 13 2012 9:05AM
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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
you pee in a girls butt
Nov 13 2012 9:14AM
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Chute-E
Posts: 162 - Karma: 346

you take pay cuts for jobs with a better ski schedule

Nov 13 2012 12:36PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
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Nov 13 2012 1:04PM
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C-Wal
Posts: 185 - Karma: 1,370
You have dreams about skiing or in my case last night nightmares that my jacket had shrunk and was no longer tall!
Nov 15 2012 6:39AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
if you're proud of living the skibum life !
Nov 15 2012 7:57AM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,462
meh on a pow day i always feel bad cuz i generally ditch people if they cant keep up (i know not smart pow skiing). i would feel worse if it was my gurl. iv found it's nice to have someone who enjoys skiing but only after 11 am once the pow has been had.
Nov 15 2012 8:32AM
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tgm
Posts: 278 - Karma: 325
Nov 15 2012 8:40AM
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WeathermanPetro
Posts: 239 - Karma: 228
Doing 3's on everything everyday
Nov 15 2012 8:44AM
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WeathermanPetro
Posts: 239 - Karma: 228
Doing 3's on everything everyday
Nov 15 2012 8:44AM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
I always thought it was common knowledge that that friends don't exist on powders days until at least 11
Nov 16 2012 3:19PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,462
Ya it's, i just like to have at least one person watching my bike. tree wells around here are no joking matter. especially cuz iv been completely stuck upside down and wold been screwed if i wasnt with a buddy.
Nov 16 2012 3:28PM
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SloanKettering
Posts: 691 - Karma: 465
if you fall and say "stupid snowboarders"
Nov 16 2012 4:10PM
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Tikayt
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 1,543
If anywhere you go you ask yourself "Is this skiable?"
Nov 16 2012 4:58PM
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juicedrummer11
Posts: 1960 - Karma: 1,331
if you french fry more than you pizza
Nov 16 2012 5:05PM
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steezbox
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 701
ahhhh shit. I should get on that.
Nov 16 2012 5:09PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Oh for sure. Tree wells are serious.
*ahem*
You take time out of your day to defend PBR even though you know it tastes like hell.
Nov 16 2012 9:44PM
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gups53
Posts: 361 - Karma: 391
look for urban while in vacation in florida
Nov 16 2012 10:12PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
its not bad
Nov 17 2012 2:54PM
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WinterStick
Posts: 234 - Karma: 100
Miami has the BEST urban! I couldn't stop finding spots when I was on vacation there. Not fair at all.
Nov 17 2012 3:10PM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,890
are the best skier on the mountain
Nov 17 2012 3:16PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
wear your new boots over night to "break them in".
Nov 17 2012 3:46PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
you go skiing
Nov 17 2012 5:49PM
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E-Nix
Posts: 382 - Karma: 187
if your ski gear is the most expensive thing you own.
if you have to chose between a seasons pass and groceries.
Nov 17 2012 5:58PM
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E-Nix
Posts: 382 - Karma: 187
if your ski gear is the most expensive thing you own.
if you have to chose between a seasons pass and groceries.
Nov 17 2012 5:59PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
*you know you have your priorities wrong if....
imo food>anything else
Nov 17 2012 6:25PM
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