The record for the most snow ever for the month of October in Mammoth has just been broken. We've gotten 60 inches already. You can bet your asses I'll be tearing up some powder tomorrow while you bitches are in school or at work.
Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.
'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin