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fairygirl
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I had a dream about Dave last night, and I've never even met him!

In my dream, Dave had failed school, a few years in a row, so he went to my highschool. We were arch enemies, because he liked my go-kart. He didn't have a go-kart, and he was jealous that I did. He kept threatening me at school, and I was getting really pissed off at him, so my gang (Yes, in the dream I had my own gang.) beat him up one day after school. He got really angry, so he came to my house a few nights later and torched my go-kart. I got into another go-kart, and chased him down the street, yelling at him. I was right behind him, when he jumped out of the way, into a bush, and I drove away.

That was the whole dream. I woke up, and was like 'wtf? What was Dave doing in my dream?'

I just thought I'd share that with you all.


'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
Jun 20 2002 6:51PM
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MacMahoooon
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doesnt everyone dream of Dave??
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Jun 20 2002 6:53PM
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kristen
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i certaintly do! no i'm kidding i don't


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Jun 20 2002 7:11PM
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ductapeboy
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ummmm.....you only hope it was a dream.... muwha ha ha .


what?



'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
Jun 20 2002 7:56PM
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Drail
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ok - that's fucked up. you um... might wanna look into those dreams you've been having - and dave, NO!!! STOP THINKING THOSE AWFUL THOUGHTS!

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

Thurgood - 'how long you think you can last in there man?'
Kenny - 'I don't know, maybe 5......6...:30'

sorry matt... i got bored of that quote - but you got replaced by Half Baked... which is just as quality.
Jun 20 2002 8:14PM
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fairygirl
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Wait till you hear the one about you, Darryl! ;)


'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
Jun 20 2002 8:44PM
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Drail
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eeekk...

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

Thurgood - 'how long you think you can last in there man?'
Kenny - 'I don't know, maybe 5......6...:30'

sorry matt... i got bored of that quote - but you got replaced by Half Baked... which is just as quality.
Jun 20 2002 8:53PM
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emilypotterskis
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let's be honest here
I'M not going to lie to you
EVERYBODYdreams about dave pauls.
obviously.


ok so sometimes i sleep through a night without dreaming about him, but i DID have a waiter named Tristan at TJ Baxter's that looked like him. and on my check he wrote Love Tristan XO.
*emily bennett

*Kamikaze is a crazed sex demon!*

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Jun 21 2002 7:28AM
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kowabunga
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you know whats a funny book 'hey, who stole my chees?' check it out.


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Jun 21 2002 10:58AM
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(sas)_twoplank
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so, fairygirl, do you really have a gokart? can i drive it? go karts rock ;)

being in a gang is no good tho.
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Jun 21 2002 11:06AM
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Faoda
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I'm at Faoda's house, so instead of signing onto my own id, I'll just post from hers.

fairygirl: No, I really don't have a go-kart. I wish I did. The one in the dream was so cool! It was blue and silver... So pretty, until DAVE :: glares at Dave :: torched it... Grr... I want a go-kart. I want a go-kart just like the one in my dream, and I'm not going to let Dave anywhere near it.


'My soul is a like a ruby
And I threw it in the earth
But now my hands are bleeding
From scrabbling in the dirt
And I look up to the heavens
And a light is on my face
I never never never
Thought I'd find a state of grace' - Joy by Mick Jagger
Jun 21 2002 1:48PM
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Canadian_kicker
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Dave pauls rules... he sticks.. but he rules
IM THE ONLINE SLUT BABY!
cum on over and type me a line.. cause my mouse is up all day long.... hahaha thanks darryl im loving this.
Jun 21 2002 1:50PM
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five0
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my dream the other night was about mike nick and he was a pirate with a beard..and he was in a room and a fat kid from the simpsons walks in and talks to him and he talks him into anal sex and then mike turns invisible and suddenly reapears behind the kid and starts it in his butt.....the kid was yelling how much it hurt but then the kid went whereever he could for buttsex and he came to my school and he was all pale and stuff cuz nick gave it to him hard and the kid got sick
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Jun 21 2002 2:27PM
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(sas)_twoplank
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wait my name is dave too, do i get to drive it? ;) haha yeah right you probably live on the other coast so i doubt that.

on a somewhat related note i worked last summer at place called kart trak, they took a warehousea nd converted it into an indoor race track with racing karts.. they did 40 in the straightaways and pulled 3gs in the corners. plus it had a radio timing system, it was professional shit.. you had to have a license just to ride. it was easy workin there too, 9 an hour, all you had to do was make sure people didnt get out of hand (which did happen) and help people who crashed. expensive tho..
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Jun 21 2002 2:56PM
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fairygirl
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I suck at go-karting. Last time I went go-karting, I was in an accident. I hit my friend, and she spun in circles for, like, ten minutes. It was scary. Then, Jackson hit me (while Robin was spinning in circles) and I hit Robin. I cried, but then again, I always cry. lol


'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
Jun 21 2002 5:15PM
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(sas)_twoplank
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haha tahts too bad :) last time i raced there i killed all my freinds, but hey i worked there.. i still was one of the slowest of the employees, i ran an 11.5 once, some of the girls could do 11.2 (they have a LOT less weight tho), track record was a 10.9 i think. no accidents tho, you crash you usually get kicked out. haha.
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Jun 21 2002 8:28PM
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ductapeboy
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I stole a golf cart once.... and yea it ruled.
I jumped it and stuff. and I was doing donuts and it was cool
then the golf guy came out and said I was engangering my life and the lives of the other people in the cart - my couzins..... and they kicked me out.
oh and it was at my brothers wedding. and they said that they are no longer going to alow anyone to have golf carts for their weddings any more.... and asked me if I was proud of myself. Fucking right I am. te he.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
Jun 21 2002 9:17PM
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sizzlah
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i...um....wow.
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Jun 21 2002 9:35PM
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Drail
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i tried steeling a go-kart once... at the Blue Mountain Go-Karts. I ran into the back fence of the track (it's like a kind of old wood fence type thing) but the go-kart wasn't strong or fast enough to break the fence... so they gave me the lifetime ban.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

Thurgood - 'how long you think you can last in there man?'
Kenny - 'I don't know, maybe 5......6...:30'

sorry matt... i got bored of that quote - but you got replaced by Half Baked... which is just as quality.
Jun 22 2002 10:59PM
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fairygirl
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I scared the go-kart workers when I crashed into my friends. They guy was like, 'Oh, SHIT!' and then when I started to cry, he totally freaked out.

Why is it that a lot of guys can't handle girls crying?


'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
Jun 24 2002 4:54AM
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Ozemale
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hey!! Kowabunga stole my icon!! nah, i don't mind. we can be the dancing stick figure club


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Jun 24 2002 6:11AM
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quebecfreestyler
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In my dream, dave was drunk.....
President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!
Jun 24 2002 8:11AM
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Drail
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wohw - i think your dream is trying to say something about dave... but what could it be? hmmm......

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)

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Jun 24 2002 11:26AM
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(sas)_twoplank
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fairygirl: cuz most guys dont know how to react when they see girls crying. they dont know if they should come give you a hug or try to act all toughguy or what. still its even worse trying to figure out the exact reason why you're crying, cuz girls kinda cry often, and i dont mean any offense by that.. but ive seen em cry over the most random things. when you think its something serious, sometimes it isnt, and vice versa. thats why.
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Jun 24 2002 2:16PM
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fairygirl
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Haha.. I've scared my share of guys by crying. Thanks for the answer. I don't like crying, but somehow I always end up crying over things. lol


'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
Jun 24 2002 3:01PM
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AppSkier
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thats because most girls are little panzies. eh


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Jun 24 2002 5:35PM
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ductapeboy
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I cry all the time - does that make me a girl?

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
Jun 24 2002 8:02PM
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sizzlah
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do you want an honest answer to that question?

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Jun 24 2002 8:07PM
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ductapeboy
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nice signature - meany. lol

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
Jun 24 2002 8:12PM
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nipe
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id start to be scared of myself if i dreamed of members on NS that ive never met before
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Jun 24 2002 8:36PM
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fairygirl
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Who says I'm not? lol


'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
Jun 24 2002 10:12PM
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rebel
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Dave, you're a girl, but not because you cry all the time.
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Vote rebel!

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Jun 24 2002 10:25PM
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fairygirl
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Actually, I cry the most out of all the people I know. lol At school, it's usually very useful. For example:

Teacher: 'Class, I have a surprise for you. We're having a pop quiz!'
Class: :: groans ::
Sophie: 'Amy! Cry, she'll let me take you into the hall to make sure that you're okay, and omit the quiz!'
Amy: :: cries ::
Sophie: 'Thanks, Amy!'


'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
Jun 26 2002 4:14PM
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