"Pretty sure they can stop 35 suburban white kids in tall tees and jiberish." -papa_lanks
"hold on. "checks pulse"
nope. im definitely alive you're just an idiot." -Shark.Pen
"the hardest shit would be understanding what the name of the tricks are they are about to throw, "sw in butter 180 back foot back 2 out" or "stalefish tindy right wobble 9" etc if ya know what i mean" -Wesley.P
"they use different woods for lighter cores in womens skis. so if you have a womanly body (hah ya pussy) then go for it"