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Growing Facial Hair

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caspie
Posts: 221 - Karma: 7
In the spirit of No Shave November, I want to grow out the hair. I am digging the "Witt Foster" beard. I have one problem though, I am a peach. How the fuck do you grow out a manly-ass beard?

If you can give me a manly-ass beard, you may get some + InfinityK.


Post some pics of your monster beards.
Nov 3 2012 9:10PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
rub bacon on your face
Nov 3 2012 9:14PM
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Da_Buddha
Posts: 802 - Karma: 1,182
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Nov 3 2012 9:16PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
Rub dog shit on your face. Obviously wash it off after. The chemicals will enter your hair follicles and help to jump start them. Your body doesn't start producing those chemical compounds until deep into puberty. This will give you an edge over everyone else in your school.

Guaranteed to work or my name isn't Travis Rytell.
Nov 3 2012 9:17PM
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Da_Buddha
Posts: 802 - Karma: 1,182
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Nov 3 2012 9:18PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
You can't force it...except with steroids. Testosterone will make you grow hair faster.
Nov 3 2012 9:19PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Beard is directly reflective of the manliness of your actions. Just fuck some shit up and you'll be alright
Nov 4 2012 12:47AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Beat some people up, fuck some bitches, beat up and then fuck some bad ass animal like a cougar or a bear. The beard will come after that
Nov 4 2012 1:11AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
yeah I've heard if you fuck a bear you get a big ol grizzly adams.
Nov 4 2012 1:14AM
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malux94
Posts: 232 - Karma: 25
This. Worked like a charm for me
Nov 4 2012 1:14AM
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SamwiseTheGamgee
Posts: 686 - Karma: 817
shave balls
glue pubes to face
????????
profit$$$

worked for this guy
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Nov 4 2012 1:24AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
don't shave. drink whiskey. sleep a lot.
Nov 4 2012 1:53AM
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Nov 4 2012 1:12AM
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