It's my 21st birthday

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Insane

fry your brain

Nov 3 2012 8:58PM

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ILLinoisance

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fuck chicks named jane

Nov 3 2012 9:04PM

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JORMUNGAND

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Loner

i recommend a nice pop of molly to go along with the drinks

Nov 3 2012 9:05PM

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*monsterskier*

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happy birthday!!

Nov 3 2012 9:06PM

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Puns

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grow a mane

Nov 3 2012 9:07PM

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Barefootin_Fiend

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Crazy Fool

Happy birthday, dude! May tonight be full of booze and bad decisions and tomorrow full of headaches and shame!

Nov 3 2012 9:07PM

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One.3

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Pro

suck off a dude named james

Nov 3 2012 9:23PM

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MNS

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No Life

did not rhyme, just sounds the same, back to the "ane"

Nov 3 2012 9:25PM

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Ridiculous

Drive in the opposite lane.

Nov 3 2012 9:26PM

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AnanasXpress

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Hijack a plane

Nov 3 2012 9:31PM

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Crazy Fool

all you want for yo birthdayyyyyy is a big booty hoe

Nov 3 2012 9:32PM

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Round-Four

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Insane

the fact that there are no typos in your title indicate to me that youre not drinking nearly enough

Nov 3 2012 9:37PM

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Barefootin_Fiend

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Crazy Fool

It takes a crane...

Nov 3 2012 9:37PM

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Darth.Maul

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Penetrate a butt and bring the pain

Nov 3 2012 9:39PM

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Insane

then proceed to board the hype train

Nov 3 2012 9:52PM

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DaveM

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As I wash down the blood stains

Nov 3 2012 9:56PM

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Insane

after you murdered mitt romneys presidential campaign

Nov 3 2012 10:08PM

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Ridiculous

Now im gonna inject two whole mary janes

Nov 3 2012 10:15PM

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NickSki.

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Creds to Creu

Nov 3 2012 10:17PM

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roddy116

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Crazy Fool

while thinking about planes

Nov 3 2012 10:21PM

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Crazy Fool

the layover is driving me insane

Nov 3 2012 10:35PM

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roddy116

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Crazy Fool

i hope i dont lose my brain

Nov 3 2012 10:38PM

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timmi

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Crazy Fool

I learned that you are not accountable for anything you do on your 21st birthday. It's some kind of free pass.

Nov 3 2012 10:40PM

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Insane

and turn into bane

Nov 3 2012 11:22PM

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NoBigDeal

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Then ski like Dane

Nov 3 2012 11:27PM

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Insane

the pow lines shall be slain

Nov 3 2012 11:28PM

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Randy_Quench

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No Life

Thank god mobile is no longer a pain!

Nov 4 2012 12:30AM

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Insane

bump so we can remain playing this game

Nov 4 2012 10:03AM

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Crazy Fool

I'm slipping into some hanes

Nov 4 2012 10:06AM

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Wheaty214

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Insane

All of you will remember my name

Nov 4 2012 10:16AM

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Crispy.

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No Life

Forever I'll have fame.

Nov 4 2012 10:30AM

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Insane

i almost went to jail for like 5 hundred thangs

Nov 4 2012 10:32AM

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Ridiculous

It didn't really rhyme so it was kinda lame.

Nov 4 2012 2:27PM

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Randy_Quench

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its alright,
I rawdogged his mom and inside her I came.

Nov 4 2012 2:29PM

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JakeAssBeatClap

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No Life

I did the same.

Nov 4 2012 2:31PM

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Inline.

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No Life

Make sure you don't don't puncture your superficial middle cerebral vein.

Nov 4 2012 2:37PM

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Bumblesteeze

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If that happens you must ignore the pain.

Nov 4 2012 2:47PM

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Ridiculous

No pain no gain.

Nov 4 2012 4:00PM

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NoBigDeal

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always leave a stain

Nov 4 2012 4:35PM

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Jewschoolers

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Insane

if your mattress falls into a pool get it out with a crane

Nov 4 2012 4:41PM

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Charlie_Kelly

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Crazy Fool

If you don't have a crane, a pussy you'll remain!

Nov 4 2012 4:43PM

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Crazy Fool

listen to lil wayne!

Nov 4 2012 4:52PM

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cbj

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no, his music only makes pain

Nov 4 2012 4:58PM

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